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Submitted by TTOM: Not Machine Washable (View user info) at 2007-03-23 13:49:28 EDT


Daccory cheated....wish Id thought of that.

Blatant Muppet show rip off with me as Kermit and Ax as Scooter.JPG (496 kB)

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If Indiana Jones 4 is gonna have a rabbit-jumping unicycle-riding flute-playing emu then I can't wait either.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wasn't a huge fan of the whole, four shots to kill, joke...it's just been done so much.

P.S. Can't wait for Indiana Jones IV, now where the hell are my ten points?

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love these ^__^

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a Unabonger TTOM character so damned bad.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah din'ni nor dat red wuz frum noo'assle man! Ah thort 'e wuz leyk frum weyulz or su'n!





DUN'AN EYM BLEYND!


Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-03-26 10:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-26 09:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-24 23:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-24 08:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-24 02:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so does that mean that im going to have to start hating you if I go there for some summer research?

oh man, what a shame.
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Nope, I graduate in June so fuck em after that
_________________
congrats then...youre in grad school right? masters or phd?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-03-24 11:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-03-24 11:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-03-24 09:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-24 08:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-24 02:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so does that mean that im going to have to start hating you if I go there for some summer research?

oh man, what a shame.
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Nope, I graduate in June so fuck em after that

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-24 04:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why couldn't something significant like this be 100 000?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-24 02:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so does that mean that im going to have to start hating you if I go there for some summer research?

oh man, what a shame.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-24 01:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

screech


ack

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-24 00:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-03-23 23:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-23 20:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the first time in a month or so, I get to your post before DesolateMisanthrope. Huzzah!

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-03-23 18:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I nominate this the official 100,000th post.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

question for ttom: whats the reputation for univ. edinburgh in the UK? I dont know much about the school. Any info would be enlightening, especially what theyre doing in evolutionary bio, since I know you are doing work in that...or was it zoology? oh well close enough.
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Aye its rep is really good although Glasgow does more Zoology/Ecology kind of stuff than Edinburgh does. Its the Vet school at Edinburgh thats really renowned there.

Glasgows Enviro and Evo department: http://www.gla.ac.uk/departments/ibls/DEEB/index.html

Sorry I cant really help much with Edinburgh, Ive done all my study in Glasgow and theres a pretty fierce rivallry between the two unis (and indeed cities)

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh... perfect.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

question for ttom: whats the reputation for univ. edinburgh in the UK? I dont know much about the school. Any info would be enlightening, especially what theyre doing in evolutionary bio, since I know you are doing work in that...or was it zoology? oh well close enough.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As always, +2.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Memento Mori....pretty grimm stuff.

Been reading some Lemony Snickets eh?

So what if I have......it's good stuff. Fuckers.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You wouldn't be the first.









Wait a second...yes, you would be.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one else here can read these reviews of mine, Shnozzy.

I'm just here to haunt you for the rest of your days.


Which means I won't be a ghost for long. Rockin'.
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But I see the reviews too...does that mean...it couldnt...
AM I SHLONGY ALTER?!?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who are you talking to Shlongy?

I think the old fellas finally lost his mind.

*fetches bolt gun*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You kidding?

I have another 2 weeks in me.

I mean, another twenty years.

Never fucking mind. You're not really dead.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No one else here can read these reviews of mine, Shnozzy.

I'm just here to haunt you for the rest of your days.


Which means I won't be a ghost for long. Rockin'.

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit that's awesome.. +2 for the dilated pupils alone

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM rocks

Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought Orgasmo died...what's with his 14 reviews on this post?



Don't tease me anymore.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

these things tradionally get -2ed to death, so consider yourself lucky.
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OMG1!1 RLLY?!1/1! Cos Im not used to how Uber works yet!11! Youre so nice to give me a heads up!1! K THX BYBY!1!

Sarcasm is awesome!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, Noonie sounds more like one of those mall rats you hear on American sitcoms, all bubblegum and OH RLY?!1!

*runs and hides*

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

these things tradionally get -2ed to death, so consider yourself lucky.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can tell you put a lot of work into this

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bastard cunts.

the lot of ya.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure you are.

Redskieslookfake told me. And he's from England so he never lies.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dammit i'm not from jersey.

asshole.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just ignore that new "air deodorizer" in the corner of your shower, it is by no means a camera. also that pony going through your trash is lying when he says he works for me as a detective.
8>
jade

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good +2 streak

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Exposé uncovering the truth being one of Noonie's lesser-known New Joisey unions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CUZ I HOLD THE WHIPS!!!!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

potential stable resident below.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Potential stablehand below.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh I see, I get the picture!

So you dont want to be part of me and Omatrons podling-producing harem and spent 24 hours a day being pumped full of semen by a sort of reverse cow-milking process whilst strapped into a gigantic wooden birthing frame where you are lined up side-by-side with the rest of our wives?!

Some people just dont know what theyre missing...
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er....................no I'm good, thanks. I'll just make sure the harem's fed and watered, yes?

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PLUS TWO

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Canadian broodmare below.
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What? No! I was glad I didn't make the babymaker's list. Glad! *sigh*

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That my dear is called art imitating life

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm almost thinking your little roundhead character's hairline is receding.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But we're using Lishy, Anansie, ghola and Merlina for the babies.
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One list I'm glad I didn't make.
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Oh I see, I get the picture!

So you dont want to be part of me and Omatrons podling-producing harem and spent 24 hours a day being pumped full of semen by a sort of reverse cow-milking process whilst strapped into a gigantic wooden birthing frame where you are lined up side-by-side with the rest of our wives?!

Some people just dont know what theyre missing...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Highly enjoyable. +2 me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One last thing...

Since you had Orgasmo killed, does Uber now get to enjoy a little peace and quiet without his daily posts and lame-ass reviews?


I sure hope so.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Really more of a +1, but hey, why wreck your streak?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Canadian broodmare below.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But we're using Lishy, Anansie, ghola and Merlina for the babies.
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One list I'm glad I didn't make.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I nominate this the official 100,000th post.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm being "used" to make babies?

Again?

Well, I'm the AlphaBreeder, anyway...that's something.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent entertainment my friend

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have I fucked any of these "dancers"?
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By dancers I of course meant Vietnamese Prostitutes dressed as cheerleaders.

Since youre the "dance" troupe leader you have to keep them under control with your twirling "baton"

Ive taken this too far methinks...

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Nerdly MacNerdsky


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have I fucked any of these "dancers"?

I sure hope so.

This was aces, BTW.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i guess it's only fair that the scot can translate geordie.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed. We'll be pronounced Man & Man.

But we're using Lishy, Anansie, ghola and Merlina for the babies.

Noonie's just for savaging.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, lets just both agree that we love each other and pay Inion the $5 for the spit roast, OK?

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Derka derka derka.

That's right, you got an EXTRA derka.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yessssssssss you are, nerdling.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SUUUUURRREEEE I am, poet

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Um, I'm not a sheep dude. I don't just "have" Scottish babies.

Besides, you're the woman in this relationship.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAVE MY BABIES OMATRON!!!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't BELIEVE you killed off O-Man!

Laughed like a retarded chimp at the stubble, and at teh DM skit, too.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh who am I kidding, I can't stay mad at you.

Marry me...all over again?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*grudging*

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, what it is is an excuse for Noonie to laugh, point and give me grief again.

So thanks for that. Thank you very much.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh its stubble you stinky hobo...I mean poet...eh, same thing

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"tootle" damn near took my life, I'll have you know.


But speaking of taking lives - IMMA KILL YOU FOR GIVING ME A GRAY BEARD YOU MISERABLE PISHFLAP!!!

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rub it in why dont you

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100000

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god..ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

It's ONE thing to kill him off, but he's gonna be PISSED about that beard!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bravo


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