APW: Extreme Beards (836 hits)
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Submitted by Draco (View user info) at 2007-03-28 09:44:48 EDT
So there's this event known as the World Beard and Moustache Championships. The name pretty much sums it up: a bunch of guys get together and deciede who has the best facial hair in various categories. There are 3 main categories (Moustache, Partial Beard, and Full Beard) which are then divided into smaller, more specialized classes (Natural Goatee, Sideburns Freestyle, Imperial Moustache, etc). For a full listing of classes, the rules that apply for them, and the judging guide lines: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Categories/categoriesperhc.html
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-09-16 22:58:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-04-03 21:15:45 EDT (#)
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Where's your beard? What's that you say,the last time you had hair on your face,your uncle Billy's cock was in your mouth!
This shit was in the newspaper you fuckin'plagarist.Now go think up something original.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-04-03 20:54:48 EDT (#)
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like 4 years
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-29 08:14:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:58:40 EDT (#)
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the guy on the very bottom left in the pirate garb is a friend of mine, his name's Jack Passion
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Fuckin' sweet name. How long has he been growing it?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-29 06:17:02 EDT (#)
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Thats pretty fuckin cool.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-03-29 03:00:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:15:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:01:31 EDT (#)
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I guess it is art, but at what cost?
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Taking it upon yourself to grow one of these is probably similar to taking an oath of celibacy. Hopefully they aren't as creative with their pubes.
actually Jack Passion once used the incredibly subtle pickup line "I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW. Hi I'm Jack Passion can I have your number."
it worked
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-03-29 02:58:40 EDT (#)
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the guy on the very bottom left in the pirate garb is a friend of mine, his name's Jack Passion
as proof I will post facebook pictures of him
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/986/n670716727844xh0.jpg
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5431/n6705352307359352467zs7.jpg
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-28 15:55:37 EDT (#)
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WTF NO ZZ TOP
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-28 12:30:53 EDT (#)
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these dudes are allright with me
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:46:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:35:54 EDT (#)
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How Police Interrogation Works
by Julia Layton
It seems sico has discoverd 'howstuffworks'....Impressive.
Awfull beards !
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:26:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:15:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:01:31 EDT (#)
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I guess it is art, but at what cost?
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Taking it upon yourself to grow one of these is probably similar to taking an oath of celibacy. Hopefully they aren't as creative with their pubes.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:08:10 EDT (#)
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The thought of accidentally touching one of those beards makes me a little sick to my stomach.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-03-28 11:01:31 EDT (#)
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I guess it is art, but at what cost?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:57:08 EDT (#)
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Nice.
I keep my burns and that is it. My attempts at growing a beard has just made me itch like I have fucking fleas. I stay smooth and soft.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:38:11 EDT (#)
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now THAT is art!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:35:54 EDT (#)
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How Police Interrogation Works
by Julia Layton
Inside This Article
1.
Introduction to How Police Interrogation Works
2.
Common Interrogation Techniques
3.
A Real Interrogation
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Controversy
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Lots More Information
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See all Public Works articles
There are "Law & Order" addicts everywhere who think they could get a perp to confess. A little glaring, some getting in the guy's face, a revelation that his fingerprints are all over the murder weapon and voilà! He's recounting his crime. In real life, police interrogation requires more than confidence and creativity (although those qualities do help) -- interrogators are highly trained in the psychological tactics of social influence.
Getting someone to confess to a crime is not a simple task, and the fact that detectives sometimes end up with confessions from the innocent testifies to their expertise in psychological manipulation. No two interrogations are alike, but most exploit certain weaknesses in human nature. These weaknesses typically rely on the stress that results when people experience contrasting extremes, like dominance and submission, control and dependence, and the maximization and minimization of consequences. Even the most hardened criminal can end up confessing if the interrogator can find the right combination of circumstances and techniques based on the suspect's personality and experiences. In the United States, scholars estimate that somewhere between 42 percent and 55 percent of suspects confess to a crime during interrogation.
Police interrogations weren't always so complex. Until the early 1900s in the United States, physical abuse was an acceptable (if not legal) method of getting a confession. Confessions obtained by "third degree" techniques -- deprivation of food and water, bright lights, physical discomfort and long isolation, beating with rubber hoses and other instruments that don't leave marks -- were usually admissible in court as long as the suspect signed a waiver stating the confession was voluntary. Between the 1930s and 1960s, though, a crackdown on police tactics gradually changed the practice of interrogation.
While the Supreme Court had ruled as early as 1897 against involuntary confessions, it was in 1937 that things really started to change. In the case Brown v. Mississippi, the Supreme Court threw out a "voluntary" confession that was obtained after police officers repeatedly strung a suspect up in a tree and whipped him. The Court's decision was clear: Confessions obtained by force cannot be used as evidence at trial. By the 1950s, confessions were considered involuntary not only if police beat the suspect, but also if they held a suspect for an unnecessarily extended period of time, deprived him of sleep, food, water or bathroom facilities, promised some benefit if the suspect confessed or threatened some harm if he didn't.
When the case Miranda v. Arizona reached the Supreme Court in 1966, coercive police interrogation took another blow. Ernesto Miranda had confessed to rape and kidnapping after two hours of interrogation, and the appeal to the Supreme Court alleged that Miranda was not aware of his rights to remain silent (the Fifth Amendment) and to counsel (the Sixth Amendment). The Court ruled in favor of Miranda, and the decision instituted what we've come to know as the "Miranda Rights." To safeguard against a suspect falling into an involuntary confession because he thinks he has no choice but to speak, the police must expressly, clearly and completely advise any suspect of his rights to silence and counsel before beginning an interrogation or any other attempt to get a statement from a suspect. The Miranda decision attempts to eliminate suspect ignorance as a contributing factor to involuntary confessions.
In looking for a replacement for illegal forms of coercion, police turned to fairly basic psychological techniques like the time-honored "good cop bad cop" routine, in which one detective browbeats the suspect and the other pretends to be looking out for him. People tend to trust and talk to someone they perceive as their protector. Another basic technique is maximization, in which the police try to scare the suspect into talking by telling him all of the horrible things he'll face if he's convicted of the crime in a court of law. Fear tends to make people talk. For a while, police tried such things as polygraphs to determine if the suspect was being deceptive, but polygraphs and polygraph training are expensive, and the results are almost never admissible in court. But some polygraph analysts, including a man named John Reid, began noticing that subjects exhibited certain outward, consistent physical signs that coincided with the polygraph's determination of untruthfulness. Reid went on to develop a non-machine-based system of interrogation based on specific types of questions and answers that uncover weaknesses the interrogator can use against a suspect to obtain a confession. Reid's "Nine Steps" of psychological manipulation is one of the most popular interrogation systems in the United States today. In the next section, we'll find out about this system.
Confessions and the Constitution
The primary Constitutional Amendments referred to in Supreme Court decisions regarding the admissibility of confessions are the Fifth Amendment, which guarantees a person's right to not incriminate himself, and the Fourteenth Amendment, which guarantees the right to due process, including a speedy trial. When the police hold and interrogate a suspect for three days without charging him with a crime, they've violated that suspect's right to due process. When the police string someone up in a tree and whip him until he confesses, they've violated that person's right not to incriminate himself (among other rights).
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:35:18 EDT (#)
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hahahaha.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:34:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:21:33 EDT (#)
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Void beat me to that. No way you can maintain something like that and please a woman. Definately a bunch of lonely men.
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But if I had the choice of maintaining a healthy relationship or being a living, breathing, pirate, (bottom left) I don't think I'm alone in saying it's a pirate's life for me. Fuck yeah!
Go Pirates, WOOOOO
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:16:55 EDT (#)
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Captain: Chicks dig shaved scrotums too.
I'm just sayin'.
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This I know to be true. :)
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:21:33 EDT (#)
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Void beat me to that. No way you can maintain something like that and please a woman. Definately a bunch of lonely men.
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:16:55 EDT (#)
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None of these guys have women in their lives. I for one would never stand for that in my man. Ugh.
A well tended beard or goatee is nice ~~ but only on a man (you should see some of the women I work with!)
Captain: Chicks dig shaved scrotums too.
I'm just sayin'.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:11:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:07:20 EDT (#)
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Having a beard automatically makes you manlier.
I, unfortunately have yet to get any real forestation on anything but the 'burns and my chin.
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My five o' clock shadow usually shows up around 10 am. One of the main reasons I decided to grow (and keep) a beard...got sick of shaving with a wet razor twice a day. I know our beloved poet laureate O-Man has the same problem.
At least I only have to shave my scrotum every other week.
Plus, chicks dig beards.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:07:20 EDT (#)
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Having a beard automatically makes you manlier.
I, unfortunately have yet to get any real forestation on anything but the 'burns and my chin.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:02:36 EDT (#)
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beards are for fags and the people that can grow them
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-28 10:02:29 EDT (#)
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Wow, I suddenly feel rather unmannish with my short, neatly trimmed beard.
Makes you wonder how much time some of those men spend using a flat iron on their facial hair.
And, the Shakespeare dude looks like Hidden101, only with more hair...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:59:03 EDT (#)
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Guys with beards are happy guys.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:58:32 EDT (#)
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Man, you couldn't pay me to smell those things.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:51:29 EDT (#)
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I did something like this already but you were none the wiser to know. Still a few originals that I didn't cover.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:47:31 EDT (#)
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The day I can grow a parrot out of my chin will be the day after which I can die happy and content.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:46:38 EDT (#)
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Old, but still awesome.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-28 09:45:34 EDT (#)
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bosh