APW: Caravaggio (755 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM de Scotland :1980-Present (View user info) at 2007-04-04 09:00:17 EDT
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Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2007-04-18 13:23:51 EDT (#)
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My mistake.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-04 21:24:14 EDT (#)
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woohoo uberconflict...
to be fair, ttom IS pretty funny, and jonnyx IS a stupid cunt
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:46:46 EDT (#)
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hehe
Is it bad karma to enjoy the fact that JonnyX irritates the fuck out of other people around this dump?
I mean it sucks for you n' all - but I'm just sayin'.
Fine post, as per usual.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:27:18 EDT (#)
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ATTN FALCONER: yes it is dumbass http://www.wga.hu/frames-e.html?/html/c/caravagg/03/17judit.html
Jonny, Im not even sure what the fuck you are talking about any more. What fucking zero?
This is about 1. A supposed previous Caravagio post that doesnt exist for which you gave this post a -1
and
2. You being an idiotic cock hole
and
3. Fucking do one
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:58:44 EDT (#)
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ATTN: Judith Beheading Holofernes is not a Caravaggio!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:11:21 PDT (#)
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Still not seeing the link to this supposed Caravaggio post.
For the record, I dont CARE if you like my stuff, you're a shit-posting ignorant as fuck yokel and you get on my fucking nerves.
Post something of some fucking WORTH for once.
And mentally tough? Are you fucking kidding me! I nearly fucking died and came out the other side with a fucking sense of humour about it and a (normally) calm demeanour, Id call that fucking mentally tough wouldn't you?
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and yet, here you are, screaming away about a +0 that I gave you, like a little girl.
I've many MANY posts of worth...I just don't do it all the time.
I stand by what I said earlier: Get Mentally Tough - it's just a +0 on a website that doesn't matter...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:51:01 EDT (#)
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Nor should there be. Another one, I mean.
Only fine cunts appreciate Caravaggio. As we've evidinced with our respective efforts.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:04:57 EDT (#)
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Thats because there isnt one
*smug look*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:57:13 EDT (#)
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Psh. Everyone knows cancer survivors have terrible mental fortitude.
Stop posturing, TTOM. We're all onto you.
(PS - I can't find another Caravasiagocancervaginnyio post either)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:49:40 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_mori
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:46:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:48:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:47:05 EDT (#)
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Memento mori.
Memento mori.
It's latin and it says we must all die.
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Hahaha
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it's "Remember you're going to die"
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Ehem...
See: The Streets - Memento Mori
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:11:21 EDT (#)
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Still not seeing the link to this supposed Caravaggio post.
For the record, I dont CARE if you like my stuff, you're a shit-posting ignorant as fuck yokel and you get on my fucking nerves.
Post something of some fucking WORTH for once.
And mentally tough? Are you fucking kidding me! I nearly fucking died and came out the other side with a fucking sense of humour about it and a (normally) calm demeanour, Id call that fucking mentally tough wouldn't you?
Tell you what, when YOU nearly die of fucking cancer THEN you can come on here and start talking about how mentally tough I am you fucking prick.
In conclusion: JonnyX, you can fuck right off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:04:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:43:54 PDT (#)
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Jonny X you are easily the stupidest cunt I have ever met on Ubersite and Ive seen some DUMB fucking cunts on this site.
Tell you what, I dont like your "work", you dont like mine,
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I like some of your stuff - I just happened to give you a +0 one time on something you did, and you went all crazy on me.
I'm not kidding about you needing to get mentally tough - you are turning into Jack McCallum, and I mean that in a bad way.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:44:45 EDT (#)
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ps youve still to show me the other post about Caravaggio that supposedly already exists, shitheel.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:44:33 EDT (#)
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Whoa whoa wait a second Abraham, Stop. Drop the knife. God was just kidding, hahaah.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:43:54 EDT (#)
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Jonny X you are easily the stupidest cunt I have ever met on Ubersite and Ive seen some DUMB fucking cunts on this site.
Tell you what, I dont like your "work", you dont like mine, lets just leave it at that shall we.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM we have a problem.
Danny Glover...
he...he...
HE DIED IN SHOOTER!!! OH NOES! :O
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:53:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Its a curse because now I have to keep you all entertained on a 24 hour basis with my amazing posts and side-slappingly funny humour.
Its that or I could start posting some crappy text with a picture of some bird in her underoos like Jonny "Haven't I seen this post already?" X.
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bitter...party of one...bitter...
You need to get mentally tougher, TTOM - speaking of "Haven't I seen this post already", that's pretty much your last 20 posts - I just counted.
Whinging about like a Scots-lass doesn't become you, so I'm putting you on a strict regimen of -2s until you grow a spine and quit being a little pussy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:48:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:47:05 EDT (#)
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Memento mori.
Memento mori.
It's latin and it says we must all die.
__________________
Hahaha
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it's "Remember you're going to die"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:33:51 EDT (#)
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St. Peter has a strange resemblance to Shlongy with a beard.
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Yeah but even laying down, he's still taller than Shlongy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:33:51 EDT (#)
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St. Peter has a strange resemblance to Shlongy with a beard.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:40:43 EDT (#)
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Ah c'mon, it's fun to work them out.
TTOM = MOTT
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:13:53 EDT (#)
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Never claimed I was doing them off my own back now did I?
Im not that smart.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:06:03 EDT (#)
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http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=michelangelo+merisi++caravaggio
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:01:43 EDT (#)
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He liked drawing beheadings.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:47:05 EDT (#)
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Memento mori.
Memento mori.
It's latin and it says we must all die.
__________________
Hahaha
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a lot of duckies and bunnies in his portfolio is there?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:43:27 EDT (#)
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People back then were even more interested in death than we are. Life was so fragile. Your wife could pump out ten kids and eight of them could die before age 5. Then your wife would die delivering number 10.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:42:48 EDT (#)
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Hi I'm malarial cancer goose, I egg.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:40:49 EDT (#)
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Cool stuff. Beheadings make Wednesdays go faster.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:37:11 EDT (#)
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Asiago cancer vag=+10
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:35:16 EDT (#)
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Asiago cancer vag, I. Hello-a, mermaid G.I.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:27:23 EDT (#)
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been done already
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Oh you mean like a post with some crappy text followed by a woman in underwear?
When exactly, link to the post because I looked and I couldnt see one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
been done already
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:55:11 EDT (#)
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Michelangelo Merisi Caravaggio
Im a slimier vag clearance hog, I go!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Memento mori.
Memento mori.
It's latin and it says we must all die.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:25:09 EDT (#)
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Michelangelo Merisi Caravaggio = "I Smell Heroic Amiga Game or Vagina," OR "I Smell Macho Egg Rice or Vagina" (with an I and an A left over, to tithe to the church).
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:09:44 EDT (#)
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To be honest I only did this because of the Vag in his name
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:09:30 EDT (#)
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Yep.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:50:31 EDT (#)
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caravaggio is my homie
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:34:10 EDT (#)
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SWEET PAINTINGS, MANG
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:23:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:23:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:13:45 EDT (#)
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"Noonie" is my fault.
NOW MAY THE SUPER DRY CARAVAGGIO DANCE PARTY CONTINUE ALL THE DAY
Judith Beheading Holofernes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85362
The Sacrifice of Isaac: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85668
The Calling of St. Matthew: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87756
Doubting Thomas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89756
The Inspiration of St. Matthew: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95520
Amor Victorious: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95797
David With the Head of Goliath: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96307
St. Jerome: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97026
St. John the Baptist: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100136
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"Jesus."
"That's right, main. Noone fucks wif de Jesus."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:13:45 EDT (#)
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"Noonie" is my fault.
NOW MAY THE SUPER DRY CARAVAGGIO DANCE PARTY CONTINUE ALL THE DAY
Judith Beheading Holofernes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85362
The Sacrifice of Isaac: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85668
The Calling of St. Matthew: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87756
Doubting Thomas: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89756
The Inspiration of St. Matthew: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95520
Amor Victorious: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95797
David With the Head of Goliath: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96307
St. Jerome: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97026
St. John the Baptist: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100136
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:09:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:42:00 EDT (#)
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He died of a "fever"...
...and the only prescription was more cowbell.
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hahahahha
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:08:50 EDT (#)
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you being a prick is not HIS fault.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:05:32 EDT (#)
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You DO realize that I'm going to linkwhore the hell out of all the APWs that I've done with Caravaggio paintings now, right?
This is your fault.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:01:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:58:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:44:16 EDT (#)
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Without art, you'd never guess that everybody in the bible is white.
Who knew?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:42:00 EDT (#)
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He died of a "fever"...
...and the only prescription was more cowbell.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:05:11 EDT (#)
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He really was bloody good. I loves me a good beheading.
*Puts Executions (By Amnesty International) in dvd player*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 09:02:35 EDT (#)
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Double fault, point!