Fractal Contest Winner - Shlongy (1712 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -0.22 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shlongy screwed your mom (View user info) at 2007-04-04 11:38:35 EDT
I have no idea what a fractal is but this still wins.
User Reviews
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 22:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
impressive.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96925
I Support Poo-Poo Humour!
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up, old man
Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-06 14:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see that is a clever analogy about your entire life.
Admitting it is the first step.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Commentus
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Anti-shlongy
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 11:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only thing worse that a "No Comment" -1 is a "No Comment" +1.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-05 09:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-05 08:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he's still busy with his dad Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 08:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah. I did find one.
Pooping, and fucking your sister, Spook.
You should try it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-04-05 07:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haven't you found a hobby yet?
Besides whinning, crying, etc.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-05 05:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and after easter the next part of Number 28 will be out!
Stop the Press.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-05 05:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The thing is I can see the beauty within this post. The great thought and power that provokes such a post is mind blowing. Anyway dont want to make the big fella blush.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2007-04-04 23:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what makes a Shlongy post entertaining? This goes beyond the turd that we see in the toilet, to the turd that we don't see sitting behind the keyboard.
It's the tending that he does to his posts, painstakingly taking the time to respond to all the simpletons that stop in and leave their shitty ratings that don't matter, or write witty reviews that really amount to nothing more than literary smegma. MickGinny was always good at responding to his public as well. Compare that to a JMG-whatever-the-fuck-number-it-is post, where unless you're one of the original six Uber-fags, he ain't responding to you. What was my fucking point? I don't really have one, I think it was something to do with how even a bowel movement has a higher being, or Creator, and how Shlongy, not unlike a bowel movement himself, usually rises to the top despite the attempts by the soggy toilet paper to weigh him down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 21:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitter homos like you NEVER get Shlongy's humor.
Stats bear that out.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-04 21:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarity
I can totally see why you have a following
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! I said no more +2's!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has to be one of the best posts ever.
Uber can't handle the truth. I may give you another +2 someday for your astute observational skills.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is just to piss off Shlongy.
To whomever called The Shlong an old man: Get a clue.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- poo.
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
You win!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop camping your post, faggot.
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get fucked
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Wow, I never saw that coming! So original! Having fun sticking up for the old man? I'm sure that with some blue pills he can take care of his own newby-sodomizing.
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oh, I guess this is the part where I call Uncle. You got me.
And it burns, burns, burns, my torn asshole...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eeeeuuugghhhhhhhhh
nasty
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes...I'm finding that out, Pavoratti.
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Pavoratti... *chuckles*
Hey, that gives me a GREAT idea for a new post...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
One day too soon, Shlongy. Still, I chortled.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes...I'm finding that out, Pavoratti.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey Laben, they said FRACTAL contest, not RECTAL contest...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 15:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone else notice that my posts attract fags (see below) and virgins (See almost everyone else below that)?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Such a fucking retarded pedo.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbass- that was NOT a retal -2.
Your post was on the front page as a "Recently Reviewed"...Some OTHER dumbass - loki - freshened your post.
I just added some seasoning.
You know you really suck dick when you get a -2 from Shlongy for a post about dogs.
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For the third time, even. Wow, I must really 'suck dick'.
Stop with the fishing for a blowjob, and go order a coffin.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100376
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one wants to see a picture of your lunch.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, retaliatory -2-ing. I bet your wrinkles are feeling all tingly right now. I have a message for the doctor on your ward in the home;'Up his thorazine, he's getting wild'.
Be sure to pass it on!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i logged in just to -2 this piece of shit. hahaha get it?!?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
since it's all about the presentation, this must be dinner for two in a french restaurant
Great review, mon ami. Bauahauahahaaa etc.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fractal??? I thought it said FECAL!" *rimshot*
"BOO GET OFF THE STAGE!"
"Fuck all of you dicklickers. You wouldn't know funny if it shot out of your ass." *rimshot*
"BOO!"
"Thank you. Try the veal, be sure to slap your waitress. Don't let the doorknob drill you in the ass on your way out."
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop camping your post, faggot.
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get fucked
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Wow, I never saw that coming! So original! Having fun sticking up for the old man? I'm sure that with some blue pills he can take care of his own newby-sodomizing.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
since it's all about the presentation, this must be dinner for two in a french restaurant
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has to be one of the best posts ever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop camping your post, faggot.
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get fucked
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop camping your post, faggot.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's true, but they're choke artists. Ohio State was SO much more talented than UF in football this year.
For what it's worth, I had Florida beating Ohio State 67-65 in basketball. My bracket was near perfect this year. I'm happy with that.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
honestly i'm just not in the mood anymore. but i'm sure you hear that alot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just beusting your chops...The Big Ten is obviously "solid"- just OVER fucking RATED.
For THE Ohio State University to do what they did this year in football and hoops is pretty amazing...even with the dual stinkfests in the final games.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm thinking that you're right. Wisconsin is on the upswing in every sport, but it seems like everybody else is blowing chunks. In football, Ohio State is taking a step back, by their standards, next season, and Michigan and Penn St. should be good, but nothings for certain with those two teams. In basketball, I dont like anybody but Wisconsin, Indiana, and Ohio State, but only as long as Conley remains effective without Oden. The rest of the conference really needs to step it up. The rest of the SEC needs to take Florida out in one sport or another so that they dont keep embarassing the B10.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
goddamn it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheeeeechoo is hot.
That whole LINE is hot.
I think he scored 10 goals in 7 games.
Anarchy and golf go "hand in hand". Haven't you ever seen "Happy Gilmore"?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO!
CHEECHOO!
CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO! CHEECHOO!
CHEECHOO!
CHEECHOO!
CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!CHEECHOO!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's not an anarchist, he's just an old fidget with bad taste in everything
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, as an avowed anarchist, I do not subscibe to rules regarding Uber "days".
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Something funny about an avowed anarchist who plays golf.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
9 year old zitbot coward, below.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they're not jeff laben, that's for sure
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The reviews in this post read like a veritable "Who's Who of Uber Nobodies"...
Gank? Tormenchia? Particle_man?
Who ARE these losers?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm eating lunch here, fucker!
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-04-04 12:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see your brain fell out.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's to hoping this gets kicked off the front page.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Thursday somewhere, assface.
Also, as an avowed anarchist, I do not subscibe to rules regarding Uber "days".
I wonder if the greats like Picasso, and the guy who painted "Dogs Playing Poker" had critics as tough as these.
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For being honest about the condition of your soul.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's as close as loki can get to "making a clever little joke", so I will applaud that review.
Very Shlongyesque, loki.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
50 year old women get you erect
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A stiff breeze gets him half-erect, which means it's a good day.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its not thursday yet, ass.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice cam whore
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
50 year old women get you erect
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at all the Shlongy groupies, stopping by with that rare opportunity to leave a -2.
Which gets me erect.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHIPPETS???
THEY'RE NOT WHIPPETS!
They're St. Bernards.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must have been double fisting bran muffins.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't fuckface clever?
Clever like a 14 year old asshole.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, for all the reviews in the world, you should have known better than to post a picture of what your Linda and Whippets do to the toilet.
*Watches Jeff madden from calling his greyhounds whippets*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well fuck it then... the less words you leave around here, the better
auto +2 for that
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry jeff laben, I think my mom is a bit young for you
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-03 13:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Talk about one shitty post...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, scourge, that way, you can leave a LOT more reviews, so while I'm glad you've taken my advice...
THIS POST HAS NO WORDS TO READ!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
He's still got it, folks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, you should know that I don't look at, or even read anything, I review.
I learned this method of reviewing from a Great Uber Master.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POOP!
LOOK...IT'S POOP! AUTO +2!!!^&%$#$@$^$##@%%&*&^
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR
SHITPOST
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not convinced that you rated this fairly...did you even LOOK at the fractal?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 11:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just let me know what time to be at the award ceremony and what shall I wear?