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Art Post...no Fraggles or Fractals located within. (2298 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.23 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Thomas R. Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2007-04-04 16:46:51 EDT


La Condition humaine - René Magritte

René Magritte.jpg (36 kB)

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 09:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I mean...

OMG WTF I USED MS PAINT IDIOT!!!!!!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 09:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-05 03:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

- the artist seems to believe that they are too good for straight lines

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is a good example of an artist that has interestingly unoriginal ideas and executes them with the artistic abilities of a 'talented' high school student.

And by that I mean:

- the composition is terrible

- the lighting is impossibly boring/lacking in contrast, flat, and dull

- the colors are depressingly uninspired


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- the artist didn't use photoshop and claim it was mspaint

_________________


hahaaha

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-05 09:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-04-05 08:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Just looking through some of Magritte's stuff there, familier with quite a few of those and Ive got to say I hate evry single one of them and Im not sure why I do.

OK youre being abstract, we GET it!

It's all really well painted and I mean its GOOD, but I just fucking hate it, you know?

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I'm not a fan of his, though I do like this one as I mentioned below. But yea, I hear what you're saying. I <i>really</i> like how he takes common objects, paints them, and scrawls "This is not a ..." whatever it is across the canvass. That takes quite a bit of work, and the more he does it, the more interesting it becomes.

"This is not a pipe."
"This is not an apple."
"This is not a cumquat."
"This is not a flaccid penis."

Right.

What I would like to see is a Magritte painting with the words "This is not a good painting," scrawled across it. Fuck being abstract, let's just be honest.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-05 03:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

- the artist seems to believe that they are too good for straight lines

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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is a good example of an artist that has interestingly unoriginal ideas and executes them with the artistic abilities of a 'talented' high school student.

And by that I mean:

- the composition is terrible

- the lighting is impossibly boring/lacking in contrast, flat, and dull

- the colors are depressingly uninspired


-=-=-==-=-=-=--=-=


- the artist didn't use photoshop and claim it was mspaint

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

magritte is excellent, paul mccartney is a huge fan/collector as I recall

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

- the artist seems to believe that they are too good for straight lines

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is a good example of an artist that has interestingly unoriginal ideas and executes them with the artistic abilities of a 'talented' high school student.

And by that I mean:

- the composition is terrible

- the lighting is impossibly boring/lacking in contrast, flat, and dull

- the colors are depressingly uninspired


Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-05 01:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

neat

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-04 23:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 20:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't get it.

And I'm hammered so you would think that I would.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-04 19:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice, but not a fractal.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Just looking through some of Magritte's stuff there, familier with quite a few of those and Ive got to say I hate evry single one of them and Im not sure why I do.

OK youre being abstract, we GET it!

It's all really well painted and I mean its GOOD, but I just fucking hate it, you know?

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-04 18:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just for not being fractals.

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just for not being fractals.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mind blowing


Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Great War on Facades: http://www.abcgallery.com/M/magritte/magritte28.html
The Son of Man: http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/22715/Originals/magritte-son-of-man.jpg

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's "The Son of Man," Johnny. It's interesting how well known that painting is, when "The Great War on Facades" is pretty much the same thing with a woman, but few people have ever heard of it.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

okay, thats pretty sweet.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-04 17:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rene and georgette magritte
With their dog after the war
Were strolling down christopher street
When they stopped in a men's store
With all of the mannequins dressed in the style
That brought tears to their immigrant eyes
Just like the penguins, the moonglows
The orioles, and the five satins
The easy stream of laughter
Flowing through the air
Rene and georgette magritte
With their dog apres la guerre

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jew hve brkn teh carididinal rool of teh UberSItE.

One post per day.


k

thx



Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

apple head guy

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's one of those paintings that makes you stare at every inch for several minutes, and you still don't know whether you like it or hate it. I like that about it.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Better

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-04 16:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hate it. Couldnt tell you why.


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