SUPA: Ode to a Monkey (1125 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.25 on 79 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TT "Shakespeare Turns in his Grave" OM (View user info) at 2007-04-05 13:33:41 EDT
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Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-12 15:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for penis noses
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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You have GOT to be kidding me. I haven't seen this joker since he made my wife queef "Witchy Woman."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And done.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's make that a 1.75
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three year-old alters? Shlongy, you blow.
I haven't had an alter in my life, you fucking idiot. I thought I made that clear.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are some good rhymes here, and (for once) a tolerable use of 'thy.' I really fucking hate 'thy,' 'thou,' and 'thee.' The simian subject matter seems appropriate given your username, but let's face it - this is all about the nose.
I had low expectations considering how quickly this was put together last week, but I've got to say I was very, very entertained.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three year-old alters? Shlongy, you blow.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy pulls up alters who are more than 2 years old. What a cuntface cocksucker.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Brainless cunt...
Submitted by UberIsabella (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamit, Bubba. I'm supposed to be working. You know, food on the table, kid's tuition, money for my bad habits, etc.
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Who dat BIG mofo standin behint ya making ya jump on Uber instead of makin cash fo da fambly?
Dat's what I thought...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamit, Bubba. I'm supposed to be working. You know, food on the table, kid's tuition, money for my bad habits, etc.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Rob. I've been avoiding the SUPA thing, but I gave Shlongy an obligatory +2 for the shout-out, so I felt compelled to rate TTOM for an equally poor showing (sorry TTOM).
I don't "know" poetry.
Shlongy for prez '08. I mean it, unless...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps, I'm voting for Shlongy for president in 2008, unless one of the parties can offer somebody whom I wouldn't enjoy punching in the throat.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, you want to be a 'non-factor' head over and vote for me.
Merlina is trouncing me.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100443
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I would vote for both sides in a presidential election, if both sides didn't suck shit.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so i'm not showing any favoritism. I was hoping to avoid this whole supa thing. Dammit.
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Goddamn it, Lunger! Voting for a favorite entry is NOT showing favoritism. Would you try to vote for both sides in a Presidential election? No? Then stop kissing everyone's ass. Kiss one ass or the other, not both.
:)
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But...but...TTOM's up against Shlongy. I mean...come on! I'm simply trying to be a non-factor in this goofy contest.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so i'm not showing any favoritism. I was hoping to avoid this whole supa thing. Dammit.
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Goddamn it, Lunger! Voting for a favorite entry is NOT showing favoritism. Would you try to vote for both sides in a Presidential election? No? Then stop kissing everyone's ass. Kiss one ass or the other, not both.
:)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it's a great picture, but i don't understand the last line
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Cock reference
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it's a great picture, but i don't understand the last line
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a facial scrotum!
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hahahahahahhahahahahha! hmmmmm...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so i'm not showing any favoritism. I was hoping to avoid this whole supa thing. Dammit.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give it a little more time if you get to Round 2, but kinda funny nonetheless.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in the spirit of fairness
Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like a facial scrotum!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cause I just got the message
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your little thing with Shlongy is sort of sad at this point.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-11 04:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good but I know you can do better. A few of the rhymes seemed forced.
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, that apollo sure is a fucking cunt, isn't he?
Ugly too.
I'm going to try to get some sleep.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-10 23:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongys post is funny.
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So is TTOMs.
Your little thing with Shlongy is sort of sad at this point. I mean, it's one thing to rate honestly, but another altogether to purposely rate this lower than Shlongs just because it helps him in his quest to 'win'...maybe you didn't really like this post, but I think if ANYONE else had posted what Shlongy did, it would have received a much lower score from you. I gave it a 2 as well, but that is just because I'm a raging dickhead and his disregard for rules amuses me to no end. That is neither here nor there when it comes to rating THIS post, however. Rate this on its merits, or lack thereof, and not based on a desire to cause an upset victory for your favoured competitor in the match.
Maybe you are doing whatever the hell you please and I should just shut my mouth.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm certainly drunk.
And, oddly enough, wide awake at 2:30 in the morning.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-10 23:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongys post is funny.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-10 22:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shakespeare on the net. Coming soon to a theater near you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only cuz i think of bardolph.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to all contestants.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you hated poetry? This is pretty good.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, that IS a close one.
Actually, I may have been to harsh with a 0 anyway.
It was a good effort, and worth a +1.
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better than the other one
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 11:41:38 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I have a shot at beating this...and even worse for TTOM, a STRATEGY!
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sorry i'm rooting for the Shlongster - i'll make it up to you later
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-08 16:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I reckon if we end up facing each other it will be one of the closest and most interesting of all the match ups since we are both of the triumvirate of Uberers Ascendant (along with Foolproof)
Nevertheless I will tear you a new one.
A new what I have yet to decide, possibly a new hepatic duct.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-08 16:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what the women say...
"If you've got a big nose, then....
you're an ugly fucker."
There's also the other age old adage...
"If your internet pseudonym is JoeyG, and you face TTOM in the second round of a community based website's poetry competition, then you may consider yourself more fucked than a Romanian prostitute in the brothel of a Brummie based drug runner."
*Runs away to consider creative forfeit*
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto + 2 for TTOM.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-04-06 09:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm not here because I want to take long showers with you assholes"
Whoever can name it will get a +2
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Heartbreak Ridge I think.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The form of poetry itself was shitty of course but that doesn't stop this from being awesome.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-05 21:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-05 20:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 19:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you don't have the literary skrillz to write shakespeare based satire
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Hence why he turns in his grave, numbnuts.
Christ!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-05 16:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM- I have plus 2-ed your last 47 consecutive posts.
Now I'm playing against you in a contest that means everything in the world to...Orgasmo.
Why would I +2 you at this time?
Orgasmoron himself told me that the -2 was the best part of this (stupid) contest.
And really, no matter what I post, my fans are going to -2 me to death anyway.
So you and your Teenage Mutant Ninja underwear should just relax.
Submitted by Plaidish (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but how does he taste
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is about as much as I'm going to enjoy nature today.
Fucking Canada, it doesn't snow for Christmas but snows for Easter. Holy gay, Batman.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*there*
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An old bull and a young bull stood on a hillside overlooking a herd of cows.
The young bull says, "Let's run down their and fuck one of those cows."
The old bull says, "No, son. Let's WALK down and fuck them ALL."
Old Bull = Shlongy
Young Bull = TTOM
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice, but if you had taken the time you may have more successfully matched the metre and rhyme.
I know you're excited, but relax.
A clear case of premature versification.
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I still love you tho, TTOM
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Real big of you there Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I have a shot at beating this...and even worse for TTOM, a STRATEGY!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty nice.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So a +1.5 is my rating.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good but I know you can do better. A few of the rhymes seemed forced.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"A clear case of premature versification."
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HAHA
gold.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-04-05 14:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That face.... something familiar about it...
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.5 sounds more like it
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing, but the rhtyhm varied too much for a +2.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice, but if you had taken the time you may have more successfully matched the metre and rhyme.
I know you're excited, but relax.
A clear case of premature versification.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo!
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And it was good.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For shits and giggles
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope JoeyG kills me...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you don't have the literary skrillz to write shakespeare based satire
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-05 13:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For being a go getter and rising plausible question.