ETS: We know where you live! (621 hits)
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Submitted by Secret Society (shhhhhh...) (View user info) at 2007-04-09 16:15:17 EDT
And we run everything. We will rule the world. Forget the fact that people have been talking about us existing for, oh I don't know, SEVEN HUNDRED PLUS FUCKING YEARS!
We just can't get our shit together.
And you coming around, ruining our plans to a bunch of barely literate elbow lickers on the internet isn't helping.
Just keep your mouth shut, or we'll be forced to engage our New World Order tactics in the next billion years or so.
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 09:55:46 EDT (#)
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I'm not ETS.
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Oh, right. Of course not...
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 09:55:46 EDT (#)
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I'm not ETS.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:49:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:58:30 EDT (#)
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Very immature.
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Shut up, ETS.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:58:30 EDT (#)
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Very immature.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-10 02:52:53 EDT (#)
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ETS and I are going out for beers later.
STFU
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-10 02:39:12 EDT (#)
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oh jesus meh
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-10 01:30:45 EDT (#)
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Linkwhore.... AWAY!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91733
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-09 18:19:32 EDT (#)
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they were all ready to be soldier of fortunes in a post-apocalyptic world.
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that has always been a secret dream of mine.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:30:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:26:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:23:52 EDT (#)
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I will say, Brad's always been open about that - it's like he WANTS the space aliens to come take him away
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That reminds me of a couple of my crazy uncles who were deeply disappointed when Y2K didn't happen. Not just because they looked like idiots but because they were all ready to be soldier of fortunes in a post-apocalyptic world.
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Hahahahahaha Best. Uncles. EVER.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:29:42 EDT (#)
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this was ooooooookay
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:27:06 EDT (#)
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A hearty 'meh.'
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:18:52 EDT (#)
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That's the album cover for "Dark Side of the Noob", right?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:41:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:33:26 EDT (#)
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Idea had potential. Actual execution left (something) to be desired.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:39:35 EDT (#)
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this is funny, you guys.
i know there's not a lot to it, but still
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:33:26 EDT (#)
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Idea had potential. Actual execution left much to be desired.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:30:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:27:59 EDT (#)
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badly executed
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:27:59 EDT (#)
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badly executed
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:27:40 EDT (#)
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I guess you would know.
BUUURRRRRNNNN!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:27:17 EDT (#)
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Oh for the love of fuck. This is pathetic.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:27:03 EDT (#)
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If the Secret Societies could get their shit together, we'd be in real trouble.
But like I've said; They've had plenty of time. Looks like they ain't so S.M.R.T. after all.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:26:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I will say, Brad's always been open about that - it's like he WANTS the space aliens to come take him away
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That reminds me of a couple of my crazy uncles who were deeply disappointed when Y2K didn't happen. Not just because they looked like idiots but because they were all ready to be soldier of fortunes in a post-apocalyptic world.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:24:49 EDT (#)
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okay the more I read this the more I like it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:23:52 EDT (#)
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I will say, Brad's always been open about that - it's like he WANTS the space aliens to come take him away
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:23:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:22:45 EDT (#)
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She just needs a deep dicking. Isn't that right, Karen.
You love to swallow the cock and get gagged by cum. You fucking love it.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:20:08 EDT (#)
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yeah, missy, aren't you going to dislocate my third vertebrea or something stupid like that?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:18:32 EDT (#)
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Wow, good one.
don't you have teeth to knowck out, Missy?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:18:14 EDT (#)
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The Truth Is Out There.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:16:01 EDT (#)
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