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SUPA R1: remind me why I signed up for this? (820 hits)

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Rating: 1.12 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2007-04-10 16:27:39 EDT


here I sit
with tortellini
parked in front of the screen

mismatched meal
of indian spinach sauce
it makes my tastebuds scream

background soundtrack
on rotation
music feeds the
imagination
mind's all slowed down
used up
dead
three jobs and school've
ruined my head

oil change
precalculus
spanish, gym and bills
haircut
groceries
blew a tire coming over the hill

locked my keys up in the car
and didn't even know it
had to call the tow truck man
to break in, not to tow it

having fun
illegal amounts
dancing
drinking
free
but this busy craziness
is bound to catch up with me

here I sit
with tortellini
this poem just gets rougher

for when you spread yourself too thin
some things are sure to suffer.




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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As I think im in a totally different part of the world. I dont think poking my head through your window would be humanly possible, even with my magic powers!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-16 05:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im going to do a APW tribute to Ignacia Zuluoga, not sure If you ever heard of him. Brilliant.


Its scary, looks by the last reviewer of your posts that I am stalking you!heh


Por el amor de una rosa, el jardinero es servidor de mil espinas

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-15 13:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No a famous spanish poet did. I just have a passing interest in all things spanish...........

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-15 12:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

EmissionImpossible: Tell me you didn't write that yourself...

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-15 12:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-15 11:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-12 00:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm crap at most writing
===
You shut your goddamned mouth.

You may not have the time/desire to write here very often, but when you do, you are one of the most relatable and touching writers on this site.
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Aw thanks Lish. :)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-15 11:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Podrá nublarse el sol eternamente;
Podrá secarse en un instante el mar;
Podrá romperse el eje de la tierra
Como un débil cristal.
¡Todo sucederá!
Podrá la muerte
cubrirme con su fúnebre crespón;
pero jamás en mí podrá apagarse
la llama de tu amor

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-15 11:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-12 00:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm crap at most writing
===
You shut your goddamned mouth.

You may not have the time/desire to write here very often, but when you do, you are one of the most relatable and touching writers on this site.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-15 10:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I actually rather enjoy tortellini or whatever its called

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-12 00:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No sorries necessary for an honest rating. I'm crap at most writing; especially poetry.

Thanks for the reminder, O-Man.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Yeah, not so good, sorry.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2... but only cause it's a Coley post.
Hate to say it, but I only read the first three lines,a nd I had terrible tortellini for supper and honestly wanted to puke when I saw that word.


You're lucky you're coley.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Your competitor peaced out so it looks like you're golden through this round.

The answer to your title's question is "because I want Orgasmatron to think I'm poetry-hot so he'll remind me that I'm late with sending him a slide show of my cans."

"spanish, gym and bills" reminds me of a night I spent in college in various states of undress.
I don't know whether or not to thank you for reminding me of that.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need to cook a nice dinner for you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

CaptainThorns: Lo siento, senor. I must have had A_D on the brain.
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No problema, senorita. Have a 1.75.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is pretty much awesome to watch, eh JoeyG?

Sorry Shlongy....I didn't realize boxed rice was a prize..I think that would make me *more* depressed than just losing. However, broccoli cheese flavor is pretty good.

CaptainThorns: Lo siento, senor. I must have had A_D on the brain.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-11 09:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

By the way, there's no underscore in my name...THAT is reserved for Average_Dan. ^_^

A worthy 1.5 rating for this poetic piece.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-11 09:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm obviously not a poet, and overcommitted at that.
Captain_Thorns: I'm no threat.
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Are you SURE of that, young lady? *looks around suspiciously*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 09:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rice-A-Roni is usually given out as consolation prizes on game shows.

You know, the San Francisco treat?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-11 04:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice imagery

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How the hell did I miss this lille gem, hmm???

http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

This was awesome.

I could watch women pee all day.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're not better than me, I'm your favorite whorebag! :D

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My favorite whorebag seems to have the idea that she's going to win against me. Clearly she doesn't see that I'm up against O-tron in the next round, and that it's very doubtful that I'll even make it past this round, despite the radiant awesomeness.
=========

HEY! It's not over yet. Sheesh!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 23:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I highly doubt I'll win against anyone...except maybe vexx since this AM they hadn't posted yet.

Forfeit wins don't really count, ya know.

Weird, Jonny...it was on a different comp and I thought maybe it was just the computer.

Thanks, Lish.

Shlongy: what about Rice-a-Roni?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 22:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're not better than me, I'm your favorite whorebag! :D

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My favorite whorebag seems to have the idea that she's going to win against me. Clearly she doesn't see that I'm up against O-tron in the next round, and that it's very doubtful that I'll even make it past this round, despite the radiant awesomeness.
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Could be worse, you could be about to lose to Shlongy...




I hope this doesn't ruin Uber for you because I'll miss your non-SUPA posts.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Aww, I know you're living in beautiful chaos right now, and this made me smile, smile, smile.

I think the changes is style and rhythm actually reflect the content; I like it.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're not better than me, I'm your favorite whorebag! :D

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My favorite whorebag seems to have the idea that she's going to win against me. Clearly she doesn't see that I'm up against O-tron in the next round, and that it's very doubtful that I'll even make it past this round, despite the radiant awesomeness.
-------------------
Could be worse, you could be about to lose to Shlongy...

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're not better than me, I'm your favorite whorebag! :D

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My favorite whorebag seems to have the idea that she's going to win against me. Clearly she doesn't see that I'm up against O-tron in the next round, and that it's very doubtful that I'll even make it past this round, despite the radiant awesomeness.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I thought you were supposed to submit a poem

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK...must be for the "Rice-A-Roni".

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:16:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm confused. I signed in, but my name isn't showing..I rated, but don't see it...
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this happened to me the other day - I posted, and it didn't show up on the front page for 5 minutes - I dont know why

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmph. Weird.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm confused. I signed in, but my name isn't showing..I rated, but don't see it...

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No nails needed, Shlongster. Thanks much though.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm plus 2-ing all of the SUPA's before I leave for the day.
Good luck to all contestants.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For the "Lee Press-On Nails" given as a consolation prize?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Solid +1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't know you were in this too. Good luck!

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The magic cone animation was awesome, not disturbing.


Okay
maybe a little disturbing.


OFF TO GET MY OIL CHANGED!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have a +2 because I just read Billy Corgan's shitfest 'Blinking with Fists' and you're better than him.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The perfect -1.

Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

0

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A coley post with no camwhore? WTF?!

*weep*

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops...broken link.

well....the chick pissing standing up.

THATS WRONG!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh jesus, Drake.
That was disturbing.

======

Says the girl who linked this:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

get in the backseat
you can never get confortable
hands under the blouse
move this way a little bit
ohh yeah baby thats it
hair falls in her eyes
paradise by the dashboard light

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh jesus, Drake.
That was disturbing.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why not? It was certainly better than mine.

speaking of mine...you have not +2'd it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100431

Feel free to do so now.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm obviously not a poet, and overcommitted at that.
Captain_Thorns: I'm no threat.


Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'

-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer