My pumpkin face fucker (446 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by P. Throap (View user info) at 2007-04-11 17:39:44 EDT
I look up at the top shelf only to see an orange face rotting at me with a grimace only paint markers could produce...well...precisely that, this silly face, that my hand had conjured last Halloween was giving me that grotesque deformity of a smile and begging in its finite glance. Throw me, Alex! Just do it! Think man, think about the smashing pumpkins! Think about all of our lost and previous generations that have taken an age old pride in the decorative vegetable slaughter every year. A production of entertainment produce and the senior class of an annual graduation via pumpkin genocide.
Leering at this empty bong, I stir.
Making sense and sensimilia are two opposite things for me. I'll smoke into oblivion, but far beyond sense. And that is motivation to stay unmotivated...oh wait.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever post again when you're high.
RETRACTION: Never post again period.
Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
here it comes
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do us all a favor and forget to breathe... thanks fucktard
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Far out, man.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Huh?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drugs are bad mmmkay?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stoners piss me off.
And this sucks
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmmmm...yes?
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like this to become a website where every post is good. Hopefully this -2 will help.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and so i says......'got a pencil'?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dank nugs
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fart in the dark
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
benefit of the doubt
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking sweet. I wrote you something.
Just now.
When I read your post, I start to cry,
then I start to wonder why?
Why do you post shit?
shit poster of the sands?
If this wasent intraweb
Id slap you with BOTH
my pimp hands.
Ok, the truth, I lie,
FUCK YOU BIACH
-2 DIE.