Err.. ummm...What? (448 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2007-04-18 14:30:50 EDT
SO I am constantly bombarded with these stock alert Spam emails... I have no idea who thought that these were gonna be productive for whatever business that they try to benefit.. but who the fuck comes up with the shit mthat is attached to them as text? I mean they could at least try and make sense couldn't they?
Take a look at this one that came with a stock alert for some commodity...
confusion to ensue...
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And that reminds me of the latest Bush excuse for slashing New York's DHS anti-terrorism grant: Bush was kept in the dark about the DHS grant allocations.
Poor Ann can't abide When such women don't hide Their endowments beneath frumpy smocks. My media humor is here, and my Ann Coulter humor is here. And show disdain for Dems who disagree.
My media humor is here, and my Ann Coulter humor is here. ("How To Give A Speech" is continued here.
But if I were in Condi's position, I wouldn't think it vital To play a recital, When working t'wards peace was my mission. (My feminist humor is here, my political poetry is here, my political satire blog is here, and my non-political humor blog is here.
August 14, 2006 Bush's Favorite Hymn Gets A Rewrite: Amazing Disgrace So, not only is Amazing Grace George Dubya's favorite hymn, but it actually reduces the poor sensitive lad to tears. Here's the personal limerick I've written in her honor: Ode To Avedon By Madeleine Begun Kane Ms.
You've dealt democracy so many blows. And the winner is Norm Jenson Of OneGoodMove.
As I said back then, every week I'll pick a deserving blogger and write him or her a personal Blogger-Verse. Ne monkey pas avec les babouins!
He mocks liars on cue, And he loves kangaroos. " They'd imprison some press And they'd stifle the rest, Cause the truth for such men has no season. to the extent I can remember my high school French. A family medical emergency (my father's hospitalization) has kept me from posting and out of the news loop. It's The Policies, Stupid.
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Err.. ummm...What?
Do they really expect people to take them seriously with this shit attached?
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:49:18 EDT (#)
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I used to recieve this sort of crap. I even scanned the ones with interesting top lines. Like
Ice cream is being kicked out of chalk
Some made me laugh.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:15:56 EDT (#)
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I don't get spam. Maybe you should try getting a gmail account.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:11:14 EDT (#)
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Piss off Orgasmoron- +2 this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100833
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:09:36 EDT (#)
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WHERE IS DIPO TEPEDE WHEN YOU NEED HIM????
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:56:54 EDT (#)
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You get spam email? Everybody else does too. Everybody else doesn't consider it remotely post-worthy, though. That's how you're unique.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:47:02 EDT (#)
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...and what's the deal with airplane food?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:43:38 EDT (#)
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Oh I know what it is for.. My point is, wouldn't it be taken a little more seriously if they took the time to make sense of the text attached to the stock alerts instead of copy pasting a bunch of crap...
I mean for gods sake there is no grammar and it even has some french in it.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:33:02 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting on my check from that dethroned african prince.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-18 14:32:40 EDT (#)
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That's just to get past the spam filters.