Shlongy Quits Ubersite (2343 hits)
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Submitted by TheTasteofShlongys (View user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:18 EDT
Too many dickheads.
Details to follow at 11.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-10 18:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess the cat, that I tried to keep hidden from this dump, is out of the proverbial bag.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-10 18:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4muBnu6CUA8&feature=related
Golf clap. If I wore a hat, I'd tip it to you.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 22:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-11 10:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Walmart give that shirt away free with a pack of spitting tobacco.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 09:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7, I think.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How many camwhores are of you wearing that shirt, fucker?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanted to hear the details, myself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK...I decided to stay for a while.
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-10 12:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Dear
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-01 15:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fag below.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-31 10:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pathetic, shorty, just pathetic.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You found a way to suck more
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You couldn't leave this place if you wanted to.
Can't you feel the love?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 00:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Piece of shit, below.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-05-23 23:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not really an honor, fey if everyone and their brother (especially their brother) has done it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey dont pass!! Shlongy like owns ubersite, they say Bart Bart does buthe's just a front.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:00:45 EDT (#)
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Such a sweet offer. But I think I'll pass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All I have to do is take a shit and I get to look fuckface in the eye.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol, all I have to do is squint and I can see what an ugly cunt mrs shlongy is
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:59:56 EDT (#)
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Hold your horses everyone...The party starts in a the next day or so.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lier.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 18:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*waits...*
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-29 18:20:39 EDT (#)
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Have they taken away your internet connection at the home, Shlong?
I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-26 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out...or on your forehead on your way back in.
If you're really leaving, post your password.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a quitter.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-24 08:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*places a candle*
boo hoo hoooo
This will burn an everlasting flame.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE HAVE ALL THE SHLONGYS GONE, LONG TIME PASSING?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are these details? come back Shlongster.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
balance
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and balance
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty please?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-20 17:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i changed my mind. please come back shlongy.
Submitted by guitarjunky421 (user info) at 2007-04-20 11:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no comment
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-20 11:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100899#2387581
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SO, wait.
1) After ALL that bitching from Shlongy about "who really won"
2) a couple people do teh maths and find out HE DID WIN
3) and now he's still not participating.
And the Matchup that Circe wanted could be back but she's still out too?
???
I can understand Circe acting like an immature teenage girl (since she used to be one), but Shlongy?!
Man up, little man.
!!!
"I've had fun blowing this contest up." <----- Typical quitter.
Really blowing it up would be you WINNING IT.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
somebody figured out the 'filters' in photoshop...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't want to be the oldest guy here. 'Course there's Bubba...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh. see ya.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-19 19:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ruined my witty comments by reposting.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-19 19:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know...
someone might just draw faces on those people in the picture.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy likes the cock
film at 11
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO! NOT THE FAT BOYS!
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100899#2387054
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You will never leave!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great. First The Fat Boys break up, and now this????
This is devastating news.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this place will be about 13% more boring without you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:50:31 EDT (#)
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If you really squint your eyes Shlongy's wife looks like one of the porcine people from that classic Twilight Zone ep* that starred the incredibly cute Donna Douglas.
*Eye of the Beholder
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you again?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK. See you tomorrow.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck with everyone "leaving"
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh you're not quitting. This place is the herpes of websites.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best news I've heard all day..
P.S. Anyone know a good digital cam for around 300 bucks?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:19:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is your wife as tiny as you or were you sitting on a phone book?
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*dies*
Damnit Jack...you just made my eyes tear up from holding in such raucous laughter. That has GOT to be the funniest comeback for Shlongy I've ever seen.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Shlongy, we didn't get a chance to get together, drink beer, and play ass grab.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good fucking riddance
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd guess one of those brownish-red booster seats all the fast food joints tend to carry, Jacko.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is your wife as tiny as you or were you sitting on a phone book?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Re: Colchester_Dr's review, I double checked my work
TURNS OUT, I WAS WRONG.
I had blueboy with a 2 on JoeyG's post, but it should've been a 1. That one point is what makes Colchester right!
My apologies, but that's how close it was.
That means that------
AT OR BEFORE 11:59:00, JoeyG had a 1.125 (42.750 on 38 unique usernames) and Shlongy had a 1.145 (66.429 on 58 unique usernames). Advantage Shlongy.
IF YOU COUNT THE REVIEWS BETWEEN 11:59:00 and 11:59:59, JoeyG had a 1.091 (45.750 on 41 unique usernames - i.e, 3 more ppl voted) and Shlongy had a 1.107 (66.429 on 60 unique usernames - i.e, 2 more ppl voted). Advantage Shlongy.
AGAIN, I'm very sorry. But I must now advocate a Shlongy victory. I'm seriously not stirring any shit. I just miscounted this blueboy review: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100796#2385453 .
CIRCE vs. Shlongy, is what the numbers dictate.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Might I add, I believe THIS about as much as I believe that platypus come from mating platters and pussies.
The day YOU leave is the day I leave....
...wait a minute...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:28:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
You're the biggest dickhead of them all.
Outstanding.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't, but I'm out the door after today anyway, so who gives a fuck.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're half the reason I come here, damn you.
now go -2 something of mine and blow some steam off for gods sake.
~~
See Shlongy, people want you here.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're half the reason I come here, damn you.
now go -2 something of mine and blow some steam off for gods sake.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think Pulsehead will appreciate my poetry?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://pulsehead.com/index.jsp
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who's the dude in the v-neck vest?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be mad because they stole your pot of gold, you should get a Visa check card from Capitol One
*************
hahhahhaahhaahhahahahahaha
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're far too pathetic to ever leave
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt you will go.
But if you do, you have my email.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm already banned for life from all San Jose Sharks and NHL related hockey web sites...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be mad because they stole your pot of gold, you should get a Visa check card from Capitol One
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa, while I agree with the general sentiment...what, then, are you so fucking upset about Shlongy? Are you upset that you didn't win the dowel dapping contest? Put yourself in another faggot submission hold, rainbow cupper.
Shlongy didn't win a popularity contest (no matter how much orgasmo cheats)....waaaaahhhhhh.
You want to know why I didn't win? Neither do I, because I don't care, but if you insist it's because I have a bunch of faggots that love to hate me, probably because I get more ass than they could dream of.
The point is, STFU, it's a fucking fairy contest to begin with. Seriously, who writes poetry? Limp wristed, leotard wearing, cock smooching, quarter bag kiestering faggots are who write poetry. That makes Orgasmo the biggest faggot of them all.
Get over it, retards.
Whenever either one of you rainbow pinchers want to hug my mule, let me know, it won't be gay then.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This means I get to mount your stuffed, preserved head on my e-mantle, right?
I hope no one thinks it's a puffin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. I didn't write EITHER of my SUPA submissions.
Nitty wrote both of them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking liar
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just justified my 24" widescreen monitor with that attachment.
"Good luck*," graynipples.
* by "good luck," I, of course, mean "suck a bag of dicks, you insufferable bird-beaked coot."
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:56:30 EDT (#)
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Although coincidentally your sneer, nose, and eyes are all still unmistakable.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:55:49 EDT (#)
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Probably for the best that you blurred out Mrs. Shlongy.
Woof.
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:55:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I helped ruin that stupid poetry contest, which was my goal the entire time.
Surprisingly enough, I was probably going to win, which made ruining it for everyone that much sweeter.
My job here on Uber is done.
Time to find a new website to fuck with and I am open to suggestions.
**********
http://www.meatspin.com
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I helped ruin that stupid poetry contest, which was my goal the entire time.
Surprisingly enough, I was probably going to win, which made ruining it for everyone that much sweeter.
My job here on Uber is done.
Time to find a new website to fuck with and I am open to suggestions.
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
You're the biggest dickhead of them all.
Outstanding.
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking liar
&
Your wife has shoulders like a man
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I helped ruin that stupid poetry contest, which was my goal the entire time.
Surprisingly enough, I was probably going to win, which made ruining it for everyone that much sweeter.
My job here on Uber is done.
Time to find a new website to fuck with and I am open to suggestions.