SUPA R#3: The Bear in Winter: A Study in Hendecasyllable and Trochaic (1038 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-04-19 15:01:05 EDT
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 08:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mad props to all Round 3 contestants. Best round of entries yet, lots of great reading!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-25 23:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fourth stanza was a bit laboured.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 23:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only have time to rate. All apologies. Comments to follow tomorrow. I suck, I blow, etc.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not quite sure how to rate this...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-25 05:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This silent piece spoke great volumes to me........
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-22 22:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But Coyote, don't you think spandex is a bit cheesy for trochaic?
It was liquid latex.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-04-22 09:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was it trochaic spandex? Was it, was it?
I heard that's a poetry thing and I was kinda hoping it was NSFW.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-20 21:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-20 01:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUPA was fun, and an excellent contest. This sucked, and we all know who to blame.
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Well, shit, Bubba, there was only really one person who insulted my entries for no apparent reason.
That'd be you.
BUBBA BROKE SUPA
BAN HIS ASS
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1) It wasn't an insult, it was my honest opinion. I didn't consider it poetry. That's my right.
2) "Entries?" It was only one. Learn to count.
3) People go out of their way to call me stupid, when I'm doing basically the same thing as Shlongy.
4) Circe, you won the round where I was honest. See, honesty really IS the best policy, except when referring to Shlongy. No one can be honest THERE--- it would be too cruel.
5) Circe (again). I like you, and always have. Your retort to my "not poetry" comment, however, was rude and uncalled for given the situation.
6) Zebra: Blow me.
7) Shlongy: Blow me
8) Scourge: Blow me
9) Circe: Blow me, PLEASE??!!
10) :)
11) Sacrilicious: Psstt! Your bear is bare!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-20 01:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-20 00:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUPA was fun, and an excellent contest.
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I HOPE to Christ that I get the blame.
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FUPA WAS fun, wasn't it? Though this year hasn't been without its moments, too.
Shlong- No way. It's just my round 3 entry.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-20 01:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I adore all three of you. You make me proud to have breasts.
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As I adore all three of you. You're an Intercontinental Trifecta of Awesome.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-20 03:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Coley.
I just wanted to say something nice about everyone.
I usually don't speak in such a crude manner on the internet.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-20 03:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't see anything here for some reason, but yes, Zebra, they're kinda out there.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-20 01:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahaha Bubba is my favorite.
This didn't suck at all.
Shlongy wanted to fuck up the contest.
Orgasmatron wanted Shlongy out.
They both got what they wanted.
Plus - Circe, Merlina, ahumblefool, beeltea, gofer, Anansie, Sacrilicious, Scourge, Coleslaw, and Thorns (TEN years ago) wrote some really nice stuff.
And, apparently, Coley has big tits.
Orgasmatron would be the first to admit he was off this round, unfortunately.
Any given Sunday and all that.
The others were okay, too. Not on the same level as the others, in my opinion, but not bad.
All in all, I'd say this was a pretty strong round.
Plus, some people probably read and wrote more poetry than perhaps they normally would, and there was good old fashioned bullshit to keep things interesting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-20 01:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-20 00:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The +2 is my way of saying I agree with your stance. Shlongy fucked the entire contest, and I doubt Gasmo will have the slightest desire to do this again next year, if ever.
FUPA was fun, and an excellent contest. This sucked, and we all know who to blame. What's really sad is that so many people sucked up and fell for the little guy's bullshit.
I HOPE to Christ that I get the blame.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-20 01:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUPA was fun, and an excellent contest. This sucked, and we all know who to blame.
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Well, shit, Bubba, there was only really one person who insulted my entries for no apparent reason.
That'd be you.
BUBBA BROKE SUPA
BAN HIS ASS
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-20 00:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The +2 is my way of saying I agree with your stance. Shlongy fucked the entire contest, and I doubt Gasmo will have the slightest desire to do this again next year, if ever.
FUPA was fun, and an excellent contest. This sucked, and we all know who to blame. What's really sad is that so many people sucked up and fell for the little guy's bullshit.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-19 23:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throwing in the towel? I worked very hard on this, girls. I did, however, submit an incomplete title by mistake- but I don't want to repost in case it will skew ratings.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throwing in the towel, darlin? I think all teh females should just step down and let the men battle it out with their penii. Let 'em write a few heroic couplets with their janx. It's really the only way when you think about it.
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I adore all three of you. You make me proud to have breasts.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops- didn't mean to unfairly rate my own entry. There we go.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I probably should have reconsidered the white font on white background, but I felt it appropriate to the piece. I'll know for next time.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't in good conscience give you a +2 for this. I respect your feelings on the matter, but I think this would all go away if we just focused on actually putting effort into our pieces for the contest. I personally found the whole thing with Shlongy and TTOM to be utterly hilarious for the extent it was taken seriously, and for my part I have kept my involvement in this thing entirely limited to producing poetry and evaluating others'. All this nonsense could be solved by a little maturity, or with better organization.
If O is too jaded after doing this this year I will do it. If I'm still here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did ubershakehands. I gave her a +2 and a positive comment. Give me some credit here.
And now here's another +2!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go..let it all out.
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Can we please all just 'ubershakehands' or something?
There is a hell of alot of shit going on in the world right now.
"if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go..let it all out.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't see shit, captain.
Yes, I get it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense taken, Drake. An honest rating is a fair one.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is terrible. I stil like ya just fine, but this is awful.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
um, what?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is mighty white of you.
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I snotrocketted at this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No no no, ahf..if you concede, then I withdraw.
This is the best I could do, and I really look forward to your entry.
There are some fine poets still in this thing, and here's where it really starts to get good. Please don't forfeit.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is the deal. I am not going to waste a lot of time to write something when my competition has thrown in the towel. Whether you say you have or not, you did by submitting a blank post. Now, as I was doing this for the hell of it and not really giving a rats ass if I won or lost, I concede to you and allow you to move forward as the competition is over anyway as it would seem.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is mighty white of you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the second stanza the best. It really made my popcorn kernel clench. Thanks for that.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it when you are sarcastic. I really do. I wish I'd thought of this first.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throwing in the towel? I worked very hard on this, girls. I did, however, submit an incomplete title by mistake- but I don't want to repost in case it will skew ratings.
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I think I love you
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great read
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck a duck, you serious! lol. I was kinda looking forward to the match but looks like we have all become snow blinded. Oh well, no use me even bothering to spend the time writing now. Game Over.
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NO, ahf, this IS my submission. I didn't forfeit- I look forward to reading your entry.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
Half of me loves you.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...uh huh.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck a duck, you serious! lol. I was kinda looking forward to the match but looks like we have all become snow blinded. Oh well, no use me even bothering to spend the time writing now. Game Over.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throwing in the towel? I worked very hard on this, girls. I did, however, submit an incomplete title by mistake- but I don't want to repost in case it will skew ratings.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throwing in the towel, darlin? I think all teh females should just step down and let the men battle it out with their penii. Let 'em write a few heroic couplets with their janx. It's really the only way when you think about it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Throwing in the towel, darlin? I think all teh females should just step down and let the men battle it out with their penii. Let 'em write a few heroic couplets with their janx. It's really the only way when you think about it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no, you've turned on him too?
NOW who will find Captain Queeg's strawberries?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, BEFORE I go...