Spencer Thompson and Tom Have Nothing On Me, Mainly Because I Am An Old Man (1300 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-04-25 03:00:32 EDT
Oldie but a Goodie.
Also, bonus to whomever can tell me which uberuser the guy at the bottom looks like.
Thanks. You rock.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-26 06:03:37 EDT (#)
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bob is totally right
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-26 02:30:09 EDT (#)
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i dont give a fuck.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:55:44 EDT (#)
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Y halo thar be-bearded buttsecks?
Did I ever tell you about the time Rad took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Rad takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Rad yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69860
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:39:57 EDT (#)
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oh repost by the same author...boo for you and me.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:37:45 EDT (#)
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that pic at the bottom...i mean I like the guy and everything but my first thought?
Ebola.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:09:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:39:04 EDT (#)
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dont go changing
to try and please me
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My daddy sings that song to me.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:41:14 EDT (#)
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logged in too fast and forgot smart-ass comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:16:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:39:04 EDT (#)
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dont go changing
to try and please me
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:11:02 EDT (#)
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Jimbo.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:21:37 EDT (#)
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PShaw. You do NOT look horrible without the beard. I know this from personal experiance.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:07:01 EDT (#)
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i agree...beard back on please.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:47:37 EDT (#)
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you look horrible without a beard
grow it back, if you haven't already
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:18:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:47:24 EDT (#)
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Grow it again and get back to wrestling bears in Mother Russia.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:37:14 EDT (#)
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I just shaved my beard off for the summer, particularly for softball season. I suspect it will only take me two weeks tops to grow it back in September.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:33:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:28:13 EDT (#)
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I've seen this before. Why is it that when men get old that get hairier everywhere but thier heads/? My boytoy can have his age measured by the level of the hair creeping up his back. I now suprise wax him and creep up quietly with a wax strip till bam, the wax is stuck and there is no choice but to pull the hair out. It's worth not being spoken to for a week, but I bet he wishes that slapping women was still legal.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:02:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:06:55 EDT (#)
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I know that we all eventually hit creative burnout on uber, but reposting your old stuff for the sake of looking active & getting a few more hits is a -2able offense.
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You've got a point there Bob, but I'm not going to knock Rad for showing our young Uber pups what facial hair REALLY is.
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So much JERKING!
And in a circle too!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:44:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:06:55 EDT (#)
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I know that we all eventually hit creative burnout on uber, but reposting your old stuff for the sake of looking active & getting a few more hits is a -2able offense.
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You've got a point there Bob, but I'm not going to knock Rad for showing our young Uber pups what facial hair REALLY is.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:11:59 EDT (#)
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Har har you're old!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:54:56 EDT (#)
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EW
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:33:40 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:06:55 EDT (#)
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I know that we all eventually hit creative burnout on uber, but reposting your old stuff for the sake of looking active & getting a few more hits is a -2able offense.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:01:45 EDT (#)
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Is this a repost? I've seen this before in the old days!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-25 06:45:08 EDT (#)
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As a fellow beardy (although not quite as hirsute), I say bring back the beard.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-25 06:29:41 EDT (#)
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You look so different without the beard. plus alot younger. I like the beard though...
Oh the dilema.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:15:23 EDT (#)
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You so purdy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:07:07 EDT (#)
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BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard.
BRIAN: What?
BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN: What do you mean?
BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!
BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!
BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be
put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.
BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me
the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--
BRIAN: All right. All right.
BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.
BRIAN: What will they do to me?
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offence.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a
right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:01:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:25:19 BST (#)
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Jeez and I thought my beard is butch but you'd make a lumberjack take a step back
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Thanks Jack - I have the monty python lumberjack song stuck in my head. All together now:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)
Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:56:04 EDT (#)
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you = pimp
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:46:37 EDT (#)
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heh heh heh
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:46:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/74117
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:25:19 EDT (#)
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Jeez and I thought my beard is butch but you'd make a lumberjack take a step back.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:21:45 EDT (#)
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I'm still such a youngin' :(
Rad, will you be my dad?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:13:03 EDT (#)
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Rad, I believe a beard suits your big pasty face.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:05:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:03:39 BST (#)
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i look like electro in that bottom one of me.
oh god why?
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Don't go there. It's a dark scary place.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:03:39 EDT (#)
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i look like electro in that bottom one of me.
oh god why?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:02:53 EDT (#)
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Is that bart in one of his get ups?? It's bart, isn't?!?!?