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Submitted by deelo (View user info) at 2007-04-26 02:53:04 EDT


<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile.at.cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

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<knightmare> sixtho I challenge you to IRC DDR!
<sixtho> ummm ok
<knightmare> + ddrbot start 10
<DDRBot> Game Started!
<DDRBot> <
<knightmare> <
<sixtho> <
<DDRBot> ^^
<knightmare> ^^
<sixtho> ^^
<DDRBot> vvv
<knightmare> vvv
<sixtho> wtf
<DDRBot> knightmare wins!
<knightmare> ?
<sixtho> where the shit is the down arrow
<knightmare> ...

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

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<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

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<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(

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Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-04-26 17:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhh no fucking shit i didn't make it all up? just sharing with people cuz its worth a look...if you've already seen it, then don't read it dumbfuck???

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-26 15:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes, www.bash.org IS funny, why do you ask?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-04-26 02:01:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no i wouldnt post an email forward, some are old ones known on IRC and a few i witnessed myself

***

hahahahahahaha

What an achievement.
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TO DREEEEEEEEEAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREEEEEEEEAM....

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

there is a whole site deidcated to this which you stole from.

bash.org



Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

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fucks sake

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-26 11:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry. But this is a copy and paste. So you don't have to take my -2 personally.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-04-26 02:01:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no i wouldnt post an email forward, some are old ones known on IRC and a few i witnessed myself

***

hahahahahahaha

What an achievement.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bash.org repost Auto -2

____

but still amusing so -1.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Some of these are excellent. Others, not so much.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-26 07:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is IRC still used? It was the shit back in 1995.

Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2007-04-26 07:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Some of these are excellent. Others, not so much.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry. But this is a copy and paste. So you don't have to take my -2 personally.

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and have another +2 because i actually witnessed that first one happen once!

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just because you made me spray my morning cup of tea all over the screen!

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile.at.cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
___________________________

Okay, I laughed a bit at that one...

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bash.org repost Auto -2

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is the best rating ill ever give one of these

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no i wouldnt post an email forward, some are old ones known on IRC and a few i witnessed myself

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-26 02:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate e-mail forwards but a couple of those were funny


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