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Insomnia (1097 hits)

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Rating: 0.5 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2007-04-30 04:44:43 EDT


Just another fifteen minutes. I don't want to go to sleep. I know I need to go to sleep, I wish I could go to sleep, but I don't ever want to have to go to sleep. Just fifteen minutes. Just fifteen minutes. I'll be there eventually.

You know what would be nice? You want to know sincerely what I want? To watch the moon without guilt. This is all I want. I don't have insomnia. Old people who refuse to die are insomniacs. I'm just awake at night. I enjoy it.

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I go through periods of insomnia, i've probably only slept about 8 hours in the past 4 days.

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Negro que?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SO DEEP!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 moon

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you can't sleep because you have to keep checking to see if someone bought you another book.

you are a leech, sir. a parasite!

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 06:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't need to adjust to the world, the world needs to adjust to me.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 05:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 05:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im at work so don't need to sleep.

Submitted by NotVoltron (user info) at 2007-04-30 04:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can't sleep either. i think i will play my guitar on my porch. my neighbors wake up at 5 am and stomp around, so it's only fair.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-30 04:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'M WITH YOU.


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