Finish This Story.. (657 hits)
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Submitted by retrospect (View user info) at 2007-05-04 15:40:03 EDT
Heres the beginning of a story. Somebody finish it and post it in a reply, or a seperate post. mmmkay?
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You. I'm so sick of you. Everybody, we're all so very sick of you. You, with your stupid brown hair that you wear short, even in the winter, are on our very last nerve. You. You're name is Mickey, but everybody calls you T. Its annoying. But yes, your name is Mickey, T for short, and this is your story.
Remember that time that you and your friend walked around Harvard Square telling all the girls you'd meet that you recognized them from that class you shared, even though you didn't go to Harvard, you didn't even graduate high school, you piece of shit, but you told them you recognized them from class? And you and your friend, I can't remember his name, it's insignificant really, but you and he would bullshit your way through a conversation with the young students, telling them you were younger than you really were, and saying how the downfall of most of the student body would be the rush of idealism in their freshman year, and the crush of realism in the so-called real world after graduation. You'd say how you hated idealists. So you'd seem wise beyond your years, you'd use word like idealists. When they'd ask what you were, you'd respond, ideally I'm a realist. That always got a laugh. But it never got you anywhere, did it? nothing ever gets you anywhere.
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:10:55 EST (#)
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but then i woke up and it was all a dream
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:50:31 EST (#)
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Quiff.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-06 08:49:13 EDT (#)
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THE END.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-05-06 08:38:11 EDT (#)
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"TEH END"
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-04 19:22:35 EDT (#)
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Fuck you mom.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:06:16 EDT (#)
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and if they didn't agree with you then your friend, had to be Italian, all that hair, he looked like a shaved ape, he'd pull out that mutant wang of his and just start pissing away on their shoes and they would flip out and then of course the cops would show up and you guys would hop in the car and take off leading a chase all over town, you driving like crazy and that hairy bastard beating off in the passenger seat, and you'd get locked up and spend the night in a holding cell while your frustrated parents hoped one day you'd get your shit together, and then that final Halloween rolled around and you organized that pumpkin screwing contest and nearly got the end of your wang chewed off by a possum in the pumpkin patch and of course the whole thing was caught on video and posted on the web so that's why you went in for plastic surgery, hoping that you could at least change your face even if you were stuck with a joint so mangled and malformed that you could piss over your shoulder if you just let it hang, and that of course led to more goddamn barfights than I would prefer to recall, including the incident at the Fender Bar & Grill in which you were forced to eat some monstrous black guy's sneaker...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-04 16:52:02 EDT (#)
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That one's more believable.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-04 16:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-04 16:36:36 EDT (#)
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That was the WORST ending ever, Uniter
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-04 16:32:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:42:52 EDT (#)
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I always laugh at that scene. good times
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:42:15 EDT (#)
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then donnie has a heart attack and dies.
Walter and the dude have him cremated and get his ashed put in a lunch box. They scatter the ashes at sea, but when walter gave the eulogy, the wind blew all of donnies ashes back at dudes face....dude calls walter an asshole, but walter says "hey fuck it, dude...lets go bowling" then sam elliot cameos and credits roll.