Uberabusers of the wide world please help! (802 hits)
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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2007-05-10 11:00:22 EDT
Ok, so I know this pretty young lady (the girlfriend of one of my oldest buddies) who once went by the name of Laura.
In my opinion foolishly, she then changed her name, by deed poll to "Tammin" - Weird name huh.
She's now talking about changing her name back to Laura, or maybe to something shit like Chloe, or a fucking place name like Maddison, or Manchester.
This raises two questions that I pose to the Uberers...
1)What names can you think of for a skinny, medium height, blonde girl, who seems to hate her name and wants a new one every bloody week?
2)Is it right to change your name? Surely your parents give you your name from birth, unless there is some kind of safety / security / criminal / fame reason for changing your name, is it really right to do so?
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Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-11-16 07:45:56 EST (#)
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Here're some: Fickle, Concupiscentia, Nepthys, Ariadne, Penelope, Bob.
And, WTF, pics.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-16 06:54:15 EST (#)
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As a HR practitioner I cannot endorse name changing of any kind. It's annoying.
However, I have always been partial to the name Rebecca.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-11 03:57:36 EDT (#)
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Yorkshire Bank are Fascist Bastards
there is already one Mr. Bastards, BTW
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:55:38 EDT (#)
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Dimple
It's Asian
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:42:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:26:16 EDT (#)
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meet Robert Fagot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkLsbMbzio
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-10 22:45:17 EDT (#)
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How about "Insecure Retarded Bitch", or "RTB" for short? I like that name.
I think the only time it's advisable to change your given name is when your mother and father have named you something like "Shithead".
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-05-10 22:01:58 EDT (#)
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Sawka Cauk or Meat Puppet
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-10 18:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:08:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-10 09:53:13 PDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:02:00 EDT (#)
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I think 'dumb slut' would be a great name for her.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-10 18:17:44 EDT (#)
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Laser
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-10 18:06:46 EDT (#)
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Manchester CITY
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:08:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-10 09:53:13 PDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:02:00 EDT (#)
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I think 'dumb slut' would be a great name for her.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:06:06 EDT (#)
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AIDS.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:57:43 EDT (#)
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Ha!
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:15 EDT (#)
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sheila
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:56:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-10 07:50:05 EDT (#)
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Poor post - But you know it's ROCCO! - Check him out - fucking brutal!
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hey brains - you got no room to talk
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:01:22 EDT (#)
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serious?
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:49:04 EDT (#)
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Hey...my mom named me Gertrude Arvid (insert highly German last name here) when I was born and my dad was away at war. When he came back a few months later, HE (thank god) changed my name. Sometimes there IS a need.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-10 12:53:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:02:00 EDT (#)
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I think 'dumb slut' would be a great name for her.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-10 12:26:59 EDT (#)
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1)What names can you think of for a skinny, medium height, blonde girl, who seems to hate her name and wants a new one every bloody week?
Shlongy's hole
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:59:40 EDT (#)
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!XBOLA
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:59:05 EDT (#)
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Rodney?
I mean with an identity crisis like this girl's got, it's only a matter of time before she needs a name for the cock and balls she'll have between her legs, right?
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:53:43 EDT (#)
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Blaze, Chandelier, Sparkle, Feather, Bi-otch, Serene, Lyric, Melody, Stephano, Gennevieve
They made a new color of paint I heard recently from my man, Mike. It's called 'Blonde.' It's not too bright, but it spreads easily.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:49:29 EDT (#)
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Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer .
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:47:46 EDT (#)
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Adrianna
Julienne
Laquisha
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:28:40 EDT (#)
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and no, I didn't misspell "formerly".
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:27:30 EDT (#)
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1)Princess/The Idiot Formally Known as Princess/Symbolchick/Princess
2)You can call yourself whatever you'd like. Doesn't change what other people call you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:26:53 EDT (#)
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Dustbag?
No, I didn't think of it all by myself.
I grabbed it off the same list that you took "Angel McPolesmoker" off, you fucking retard.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:26:29 EDT (#)
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2)Is it right to change your name? Surely your parents give you your name from birth, unless there is some kind of safety / security / criminal / fame reason for changing your name, is it really right to do so?
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I have changed my name in this fashion for one of the above reasons.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:24:12 EDT (#)
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heh, you shopvacs just don't get it
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:18:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:17:59 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:16:20 EDT (#)
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Cumdumpster
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very original, you think of that one all by yourself, dustbag?
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dustbag?
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Slagging people off using hoover terminology is all the rage!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:16:20 EDT (#)
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Cumdumpster
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very original, you think of that one all by yourself, dustbag?
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dustbag?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:54 EDT (#)
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Well, being of the 'wide world', I could give you names.
But somehow I doubt that Nozipho, Thumi, Mashege, Phumlelo, Mpho, Xshege or Ramphela are gonna appeal.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:44 EDT (#)
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Har har, Jean.
Angel is a beautiful name.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:16:20 EDT (#)
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Cumdumpster
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very original, you think of that one all by yourself, dustbag?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:16 EDT (#)
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Emo, stop with the first name shit, it's old, boring, etc. Unless of course you want to be outed and sent elsewhere...again.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:17:15 EDT (#)
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sheila
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:16:20 EDT (#)
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Cumdumpster
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:15:49 EDT (#)
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Angel McPolesmoker
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:15:30 EDT (#)
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Cocktease: plain, simple, and to the point
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:15:00 EDT (#)
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Madison is a good name for a girl. Laura is bland (I just stopped dating a Laura, though).
Changing your name is fucking stupid.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:14:12 EDT (#)
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Jennifer
Jessica
Girls with those names are just as you described this girl.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:11:54 EDT (#)
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Large Marge
Slurpy McCumlicker
Harry Knuckles
Pat MaGroin
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:10:38 EDT (#)
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Cheryl
THE CUNT FACE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:09:52 EDT (#)
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A friend of mine wants to change his name to 'Fucking Awesome'.
'What's your name?'
'Fucking Awesome!'
'...'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:08:25 EDT (#)
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Fuck Hole
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:07:50 EDT (#)
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Simon
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:07:17 EDT (#)
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Stupid Cunt Twat sounds like good name for her.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:03:58 EDT (#)
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Cumdumpster
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:03:53 EDT (#)
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Vapid
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:03:35 EDT (#)
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I think 'Lurleen' just screams class.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:02:42 EDT (#)
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princess
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:02:38 EDT (#)
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This is really fucking stupid
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:02:00 EDT (#)
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I think 'dumb slut' would be a great name for her.