Camwhore from Afghanistan (3498 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 1.6 on 130 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-06-12 14:52:47 EDT
hey you fuckin' sluts. you knew i couldn't go too long without a camwhore. i did one in Baghdad, so i thought i'd do one from Afghanistan. it's way better here than in Iraq. i had to build myself a room, bed, and table out of scrap wood, but this is some pretty good living.
the mountains out here are beautiful and there's tons of hot Russian chicks, courtesy of KBR, which usually only hires rednecks and carnival folk.
i always love reading the writing in the porta-shitters here and in Iraq. my favorite from this place so far is "don't you worry, the 176th is coming to straighten all this shit out. we're going to kill everyone".
this picture was taken today in the middle of a drill where they pretend the base is under attack and you have to wear your body armor and take shelter until it's over. i wasn't happy about it because i was on my way to do something important and couldn't leave. yes, i'm an important man. i'm kind of a big deal.
well, i'm off to bed. feel free to tell me how much i suck or how hot you think i am. i always love hearing about how i make panties soaking wet.
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:10:00 EST (#)
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I thought my eyes were o.k. to, however if you read the reviews of my camwhore post you may believe otherwise! I fail at life!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:07:48 EST (#)
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Nice rabbit hutch. Sexy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:52:50 EST (#)
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i always thought my eyes were perfectly spaced. i have awesome vision and can usually read really small print from far away. my eyes are so good that HD tv looks like shit to me.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:19:21 EST (#)
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+2 I have been told my eyes are to close together.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2007-07-22 02:38:31 EDT (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:00:11 EDT (#)
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what's a wendy house?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:54:45 EDT (#)
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so you are conducting the war from a wendy house?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:41:51 EDT (#)
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me too. hopefully Pussy Playhouse 12 works out for me. i'm trying to download it over an incredibly slow satellite link....
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:37:30 EDT (#)
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You too. And I hope you find a satisfactory solution to your problem.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:36:53 EDT (#)
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have a nice day, ma'am.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:35:04 EDT (#)
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<nods, smiles, backs away slowly>
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:31:11 EDT (#)
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that's classified, my dear. i'm afraid i'd have to fuck you if i told you.
god, i'm so fucking horny right now, just thinking of being surrounded by drunk, slutty girls sounds like heaven. i've worn out all my porn and i'd do anything for some more. or maybe i can get one of these eastern European girls to fuck me. god, that would be great.
oh man, i'm so horny right now....
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:28:24 EDT (#)
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Ah.. So whatcha doing in Afghanistan?
NZ is a good place to visit. And there are slutty girls everywhere, you just have to know where to look.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:19:01 EDT (#)
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i am not, miss Fey, but i do see the NZ flag flying at the headquarters building where i work.
i would like to go to NZ one day. it looks awesome.
are there a lot of drunk, slutty girls there? that's kind of a prerequisite for me.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 15:02:32 EDT (#)
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What I mean is, are you stationed with/working with/in any way involved with the NZ peace keepers?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-16 14:57:46 EDT (#)
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I have a friend with the peacekeepers in Afghanistan. Where are you from?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-06 12:48:48 EDT (#)
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well, shitfuck- you see that wood box painted white behind me? i have to cut them up and keep them in there. i really am running out of space. it's just a mess in here. yesterday a little Afghani boy approached me and pointed to his mouth, meaning he wanted water. so i pulled out a cold bottle of water, which made him respond excitedly. i opened it up, took a drink and then poured the rest out right in front of him. he cried as he watched it evaporate in a matter of seconds under the hot desert sun. then i stabbed him in the gut with the new blade i bought, which i rather like. i'm going to get a Lansky sharpener for it as soon as i can. it really is a well crafted blade and the serrated edge is nice too. it's got a great locking mechanism that i've just fallen in love with. what was i talking about again? oh, right, the kid. he died.
why thank you, WiKi. an ego booster is always nice. i'm about to go to the gym because i'm working on making myself even sexier. the question still remains of if that's even possible, but i'm going to give it a shot.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-05 20:20:56 EDT (#)
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Hey where the fuck in that room are you gonna have the space to store all those Afgani kids you have been raping/murdering/raping some more?
This shit is getting out of hand.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-07-05 19:40:44 EDT (#)
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I see that you're still sexy.
Good on ya.
:)
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-25 03:33:48 EDT (#)
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You ARE hot. I miss you. Come home.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-16 13:35:32 EDT (#)
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i don't know. i've been using the Interceptor for the past 3 years and it's served me well. i've never taken a hit with it, but it's made a good place to rest my head many times when i'm stranded and have to sleep wherever i can.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-06-15 21:58:47 EDT (#)
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Where do you stand on the whole "dragonskin" vs. "interceptor" body armor debate?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2007-06-15 19:01:15 EDT (#)
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go build an intarweb or something. ya rly!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-06-15 09:29:06 EDT (#)
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still, I do not envy you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-06-14 19:33:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/60044#1179235
GOOD TO SEE MY ADVICE ISN'T WASTED.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-14 06:17:57 EDT (#)
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I don't know what is more badass that building a wooden house and then hanging out in it, in any continent.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-13 16:11:21 EDT (#)
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We gad a guy on my ship that did that, protein shake farts.
Ah, how I do not miss waking up to the rancid smell of shit and oil, with the glourious slamming of jets above my head.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 15:32:35 EDT (#)
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THE GUY IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME KEEPS FARTING IN HIS SLEEP
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-13 14:59:57 EDT (#)
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the stripes on your polo fit the ones on your body armor.
fashionable even at war.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:29:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:56:22 EDT (#)
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I remember that stripe-ed shirt :)
I'm using the photo you took of me in NYC for the directory. Glad to see you're doing okay out there. Oh, and can I get in on that strippers and dead bodies party, Juls? There'd be no other appropriate way to celebrate Hidden coming home.
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that was a good picture of you. you looked like a regular angel. ;)
and you know you better be at my strippers and dead bodies party. only this time you can't go getting sick and bailing on the fun.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:58:03 EDT (#)
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Caul- i found the terrorists going long A to plant the bomb and called in the heavies to get them in a crossfire. i love my job.
Dan- i knew one of your guys were going to say something about that shirt. hahahaha. i bought it on St Patrick's Day and i still wear it.
you made the right decision. the Blackwater guys are constantly getting smoked. stay with your family. no amount of money is worth your life. being poor and healthy is much better than being rich and dead. if you check out this post of mine, there's a Blackwater Aviation picture i took with a 300mm lens from the top of the Al Rasheed Hotel in the IZ that is pretty cool. i never needed the Blackwater guys. when i went on convoys, i used the Army. on the convoys i went on, we came across 2 IEDs and took small arms fire a couple times and they got me where i needed to go in one piece.
i'm safe as hell over here. not like Baghad. i actually kind of enjoy it here.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:56:22 EDT (#)
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I remember that stripe-ed shirt :)
I'm using the photo you took of me in NYC for the directory. Glad to see you're doing okay out there. Oh, and can I get in on that strippers and dead bodies party, Juls? There'd be no other appropriate way to celebrate Hidden coming home.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:35:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:26:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:28:43 EDT (#)
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For instance; Blackwater is a security group (read: mercenary), but they have a 40% survival rate. """
are you really saying almost half of them dies?
they musn't have a lot of pensions to pay
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I was going to apply for Blackwater because they were paying $150,000 a year to start and I already have SWAT training and a security clearance. Then I ran into a guy that worked for them and Triple Canopy. He was a former Marine as well, but he was Recon. Fuckin hard dogs. He contracted out to hot zones for 2 years, dropped all the money on a new house, and vowed never to go back. The shit they do is just too dangerous. You're running escort missions for contractors and specialty personnel that have to be in the middle of firefights and shit. Hidden goes to established military bases. Blackwater goes all out in hostile areas with no backup.
3 months on, 1 month off isn't so bad and $150K+ a year would be fucking sweet, but I've got a beautiful wife and a wonderful baby girl. What good is all that money and feeling like a badass if I miss 75% of my daughter's childhood or I die in some shitstorm half a world away?
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at least you'd die for freedom. sounds fair to me.
besides, firefights must be awesome. i play CS so obviously, i know what i'm talking about :-P
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:29:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, and nice Whack Shack. Certified hot shit bro.
And for the record, the last time I saw you, you were wearing that exact same shirt. Keep your head down, Nigga. The strippers is waitin' and after throwing up all over the outside of G2000, I feel obligated to actually go inside and spend some money now.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-06-13 08:26:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:28:43 EDT (#)
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For instance; Blackwater is a security group (read: mercenary), but they have a 40% survival rate. """
are you really saying almost half of them dies?
they musn't have a lot of pensions to pay
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I was going to apply for Blackwater because they were paying $150,000 a year to start and I already have SWAT training and a security clearance. Then I ran into a guy that worked for them and Triple Canopy. He was a former Marine as well, but he was Recon. Fuckin hard dogs. He contracted out to hot zones for 2 years, dropped all the money on a new house, and vowed never to go back. The shit they do is just too dangerous. You're running escort missions for contractors and specialty personnel that have to be in the middle of firefights and shit. Hidden goes to established military bases. Blackwater goes all out in hostile areas with no backup.
3 months on, 1 month off isn't so bad and $150K+ a year would be fucking sweet, but I've got a beautiful wife and a wonderful baby girl. What good is all that money and feeling like a badass if I miss 75% of my daughter's childhood or I die in some shitstorm half a world away?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 06:13:03 EDT (#)
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well i'm only going to be here for a month or two. if you get here soon, let me know. drop me a line on this post or in an email and i'll tell you where i'm at. i just don't want to post my location on uber.
i swear there is a guy here that looks a lot like you from the pictures i've seen.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-13 05:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:56:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:43:14 EDT (#)
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where are you in afghan?
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you just reminded me- i thought i saw you yesterday walking with some other Air Force chick, but i wasn't about to go up to some black guy and say "aren't you Kracka???" based on a couple pictures i've seen of you. are you over here?
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naw not right now but i might be soon
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-13 05:08:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:56:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:43:14 EDT (#)
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where are you in afghan?
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you just reminded me- i thought i saw you yesterday walking with some other Air Force chick, but i wasn't about to go up to some black guy and say "aren't you Kracka???" based on a couple pictures i've seen of you. are you over here?
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naw not right now but i might be soon
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-06-13 05:06:35 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are you playing at in these coutnries?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-13 04:44:05 EDT (#)
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LIES! ALL LIES!!!
YOUR IN YOUR BACK YARD SHED!!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THE MOWER!!!
Seriously though, thanks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:13:05 EDT (#)
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particle_man58- i agree that way too many contractors get paid too much and don't do enough for it. i work closely with the troops and i work 80-100 hours a week. my health suffers because of that, but oh well, i won't do it forever. i'm just doing my part to help out. i don't agree with this war stuff, but if my work helps save lives, my conscious feels better.
when i see a shitbag contractor, i fuck with them. there's a guy living in my hut that is always here and never at his "job". he also lied about his position to get a better place to live and got caught. i've been fucking with him nonstop to make his life harder because i can't stand people like that. i stole his water last night and then threw rocks at his window and hid when we came outside. hahahaha
i love fucking with shitbag contractors.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-13 02:25:39 EDT (#)
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There's nothing wrong with contracters per say. There are however, a rather large number of them that make way too much money for what they do.
But whatever, I'm getting out of the army in a couple of years. If I can't find a decent job in the states I'll probably sign on with KBR or somebody and be back here in Iraq.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:21:28 EDT (#)
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it's big for a reason, KK.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:19:14 EDT (#)
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Damn, that's a big jizz towel...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-13 01:09:49 EDT (#)
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ps- i'm not fat. that vest makes everyone look fat and it's making my shirt stick out from my abdomen like i have a big gut.
i don't mind being called ugly, but fat is where i cross the line. i'm going to spend extra time in the gym today now so i don't develop a complex from people calling me fat.
yes, FlapjackSupreme, your fat comment is still on my mind hours later....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:42:54 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
you're one of my favorite broads ever, Juls.
i can't wait to see the new place and meet your many friends of loose morals.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:30:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:59:41 EDT (#)
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Hi Ashlee. I'm at home again.
Catch me later on AIM or something if you want.. I'm going surfing. 5 ft and fair, little wind, coming from the east..pushes the faces up more.
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I read that as feces the first time I saw it, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:02:08 EDT (#)
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Juls- you know i'm going to take you up on that. i already told George i'm coming to your beautiful city when i get back to party and made mention that you were to attend even if you had to cancel important plans. i will try to bring other fun friends along too. how is the new place?
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Awesome, I will try to round up my whorish friends in advance. The new place is great, really happy with it. The mind numbing crushing debt of a mortgage not so much. Yes you must challah challah bread yo if you are in the area. Beautiful city not so much, city with very little military except for special events thus there are hoes aplenty to impress with your war stories, most definately.
And now that the clubhouse is properly christened "Wack shack" could you possibly walk around the front and ask passing ladies if they want to come in for a rousing game of "Wack a Mole", now where can you acquire a mallot at this hour?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:05:50 EDT (#)
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i just wrote "whack shack" on my door with a sharpie.
good stuff.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:04:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:14:49 EDT (#)
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Oh I almost forgot
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:55:06 EDT (#)
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ps- i'm going to jack off to this picture tonight.
does that make you feel dirty?
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it kind of does make me feel dirty..... in a sexy way. you can't see it, but i'm touching myself right now as i type with one hand.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:02:08 EDT (#)
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ih8u2man- that is fucking awesome. i'm going to use that. instead of saying "i'm going to my hooch" i'm going to say "i'm going back to the wackshack". hahaha
Juls- you know i'm going to take you up on that. i already told George i'm coming to your beautiful city when i get back to party and made mention that you were to attend even if you had to cancel important plans. i will try to bring other fun friends along too. how is the new place?
SOME ASSHOLE IS IN THE SHOWER AND HIS ALARM IS GOING OFF. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KNOCK DOWN HIS PLYWOOD WALL AND SMASH THAT FUCKING THING AND KICK HIM IN THE NUTS WHEN HE GETS BACK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:56:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:43:14 EDT (#)
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where are you in afghan?
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you just reminded me- i thought i saw you yesterday walking with some other Air Force chick, but i wasn't about to go up to some black guy and say "aren't you Kracka???" based on a couple pictures i've seen of you. are you over here?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:53:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:30:50 EDT (#)
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too bad you're ugly
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yes, Gnarls. too bad indeed.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:52:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-12 22:47:29 EDT (#)
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I only just then realised the irony in the fact that you like to camwhore so much yet your username is "Hidden".
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-12 21:20:50 EDT (#)
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Call an exorcist for person below.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:54:40 EDT (#)
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tnemmoc oN
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:43:14 EDT (#)
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where are you in afghan?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:30:50 EDT (#)
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too bad you're ugly
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:40:13 EDT (#)
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needs more dead Taliban
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:13:49 EDT (#)
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http://shizzville.com/afghan-underarm-fart-music
Hey - can you say 'hi' to that guy for me?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-06-12 19:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:48:19 EDT (#)
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I probably couldn't build anything useful out of scrap wood but I'd try and fail most likely. If I had to build my own room and all that, it'd probably fall apart on me as I slept because I'm stubborn and would never ask for help or admit I couldn't do it myself. I'm well aware of just how stupid this is. I'm assuming you decided to go back out there on your own? Why and how long have you been there now?
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See Jules I told you you can't do construction. As much as I know you'd like to get to whoop at passing girls and boys.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:30:21 EDT (#)
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Allow me to introduce you to the Shift key, if you press this key while typing your i's will turn into I's :)
I still believe this by the way...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92160
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:09:00 EDT (#)
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Actually I too am on my way out the door, we're going to one of the waterfalls around here to make out and get baked... might catch you tomorrow though if AIM isn't still going nutso on me. Have fun surfing.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:59:41 EDT (#)
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Hi Ashlee. I'm at home again.
Catch me later on AIM or something if you want.. I'm going surfing. 5 ft and fair, little wind, coming from the east..pushes the faces up more.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:58:15 EDT (#)
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Hey Monty!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:57:38 EDT (#)
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that looks a lot nicer than any hovel I ever squatted in out in Iraq.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:57:01 EDT (#)
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OMG U R SO SEXAY KTHXBYE
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:50:43 EDT (#)
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It reminds me of those customizable $100,000 treehouses that you can buy and put in your back yard.
Man I want one of those.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-12 17:47:37 EDT (#)
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I've always found you entertaining. Good on you for building the coolest WACKSHACK on base.
WACKSHACK is new. I just made it up.
Use it.
Now.
GO!
GO TO THE WHACKSHACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
WHAAAAAAAAACK SHAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:26:37 EDT (#)
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THAT'S THE COOLEST HOUSE EVER I WANT ONE!!!!
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are you sure? it's 7x7. it's pretty tight in here.
i actually built a clubhouse that was better than this place when i was a kid.
can you believe i have internet access in this fuckin' shack?
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Who do I have to kill to live in a treehouse?
Way to be tan ya fucker.
Good to see that you are alive and so forth.
Again, when you are back in the area the first stripper is on me, and the Neon has a deceptively spacious trunk for the bodies.
Stay safe dude.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:28:43 EDT (#)
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For instance; Blackwater is a security group (read: mercenary), but they have a 40% survival rate. """
are you really saying almost half of them dies?
they musn't have a lot of pensions to pay
Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:21:34 EDT (#)
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I got offered 5 jobs in Iraq (without my clearance), I said fuck that and ended up re-enlisting and got put in hawaii. As you can see, the job's good shit, and I get out later on well prepared for a job that will have absolutely nothing to do with the military.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:18:17 EDT (#)
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Note to all interested:
Contractor jobs overseas are not hard to get. Anybody willing to go to a war zone can apply.
https://www.usajobs.gov is littered with them.
They usually pay $100k a year ($80k of which is usually untaxed). Seems like a good deal, until you factor in things like "life expectancy" and "living conditions". For instance; Blackwater is a security group (read: mercenary), but they have a 40% survival rate. You should expect ZERO aid from coalition forces should you come under attack, unless they were assigned to specifically protect your ass. More times than not, you will be protected by civilian security forces (Blackwater).
If you have a clean record, and the company is willing, you can get a secret clearance. Liek hidden said, though, that costs a pretty penny to obtain. A secret is good for 10 years unless withdrawn because of something you did. Should you be special enough to get top secret (like me - HA!), it is good for 5 years. Unfortunately, a shitload of things will stop a clearance (DUI, financial problems, drug charges, assaults, etc.).
A contractor job in the US is fucking plush, but unless you were former military (or know the right people) forget it.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:16:12 EDT (#)
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I didn't realize the living standards overseas was so high...
Submitted by Lugalug (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:14:53 EDT (#)
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backyard shed... that would be awesome
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:14:49 EDT (#)
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Oh I almost forgot
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:55:06 EDT (#)
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ps- i'm going to jack off to this picture tonight.
does that make you feel dirty?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:14:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:08:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:05:45 EDT (#)
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is it good money to work in these parts of the world?
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100k to 200k, easy.
Tax free.
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As a civilian you need to be in a war zone for 330 days to qualify.
If it isn't actually in a "war zone" uncle sam only taxes you after the first 80k.
There are some loopholes to get around that 330 day limit, but I am not too sure about them.
that 100-200k is for people who could be pulling down 80k at home. joe shmoe over there driving trucks and washing dishes will make a lot more than at home, but not that much.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:09:18 EDT (#)
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I BET THIS IS NOT EVEN AFGHANISTAN, THIS IS YOUR BACKYARD SHED AND YOU WANT TO IMPRESS THE UBER CHIX CUZ THEY ARE SO HAWT
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:08:59 EDT (#)
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no Caul, i do it because wars are fun!
well kiddies, i'm off to bed. i have an important meeting in the morning so i need to be up bright and early!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:08:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:05:45 EDT (#)
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is it good money to work in these parts of the world?
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100k to 200k, easy.
Tax free.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:08:08 EDT (#)
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I'm not expecting to get a job like yours, nor would I want it. The only reason I've been to monster.com is drop my resume off on the offshoot chance that a company would look there for applicants. I have yet to 'apply' via that site or any other. I understand business etiquette a little better than you are giving me credit for. Either way, touche. Thanks for what little information that I could actually use.
Good luck to you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:05:45 EDT (#)
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is it good money to work in these parts of the world?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 16:03:35 EDT (#)
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dude, we were both being serious.
if you think you're going to get some cush job in IRAQ of all places, stop looking. it ain't gonna happen. most jobs SUCK there. you only get to do work like mine when you're batting in the big leagues, fella.
like i said- you have to talk to companies directly. you say you're "well aware of how to find a job" but you're going to fucking monster dot com and careerbuilder??
if you're serious about a job in Iraq, some crap job with KBR is probably your best bet. no bullshit. once you're there and do some networking, you can get a better job.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:58:11 EDT (#)
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Har har, indo. I'm well over-qualified for that.
Hidden. I'm quite certain that I know how to find a job, thanks for the advice anyhow. I was mainly interested in contractor work, though. Like I said, I have an offer open for an internal annuity position that I'm highly considering.
I would like to find out more about the opportunities over there because I'm quite bored with the monotony of things here. I should've known that asking anyone here for information was a waste of time and gone ahead and done it myself.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:57:04 EDT (#)
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Julie- even without carpentry skillz, you're still badass.
i've only been here a week so far. i won't be here long. i did most of the prep work for this project in the states.
flapjack- i agree with indo. that looks like an easy job to snatch up. you'll make around 100K with that one most likely.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:54:45 EDT (#)
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Sorry for the caps, I don't know what came over me...
But I think it had something to do with this paint I've been eating.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:54:43 EDT (#)
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Well, then why didn't you bring it?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:52:22 EDT (#)
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Caul- i use the Axe as air freshener, but yeah, i admit i spray some on when i'm sweaty and smelly to cover it up.
i decided to leave my Armani colone at home this time. it's not really something you bring to a warzone unless you're a total douche.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:52:06 EDT (#)
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Flapjack, here you go
Job Category: Administrative Services
Location: Iraq
Employment Type: Project Hire
Target Salary Range: N/A
Job Description:
Works under close supervision, with work closely defined and standardized which allows the incumbent limited opportunity to use judgment or initiative. Performs simple, routine, and repetitive administrative functions. Requires 0-2 years of experience and a high school graduate or equivalent. Entry level position.
It should be understood that employment may be located in potentially dangerous areas, including combat or war zones. This might involve the possibility of suffering harm by dangerous forces or friendly fire. These dangers are inherent to working conditions in a dangerous environment.
http://kbrcareers.webrecruiter.com/pls/kbr/maine.d?s=32BB6B1A69211780E0440003BA74E87F
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*work closely defined and standardized which allows the incumbent limited opportunity to use judgment or initiative*
*Requires 0-2 years of experience and a high school graduate*
Should be right up your alley...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:48:40 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
AXE!
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:48:19 EDT (#)
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I probably couldn't build anything useful out of scrap wood but I'd try and fail most likely. If I had to build my own room and all that, it'd probably fall apart on me as I slept because I'm stubborn and would never ask for help or admit I couldn't do it myself. I'm well aware of just how stupid this is. I'm assuming you decided to go back out there on your own? Why and how long have you been there now?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:47:06 EDT (#)
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who knew two thumbs and a blowjob guy was a qualified career counselor.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:41:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:35:44 EDT (#)
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Currently I'm in maintenance management, running a specified software to track inventory, employee hours, contractor bids, analysis, equipment breakdown, service, etc. etc. I did, however, just get an informal offer for an internal annuity position so I'm considering that. I'm curious is all, because I absolutely hate my fucking job now.
What does it take to get a security clearance, if that is the main obstacle?
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here's what you do- research companies that you would like to work for. check out benefits, how employees are treated, stock performance, etc. once you've found companies you think you'd like to work for, go to their website, NOT monster or careerbuilder. if you see a job you like on monster or careerbuilder, go to that company's site and search for that job and apply there instead.
getting an interim Secret clearance is no big deal, but it usually costs well over 100K to get you a clearance. anything higher than Secret is going to be harder to get and take a lot longer (mine took two years). most jobs only require a Secret. or if you want to work for KBR, you don't need shit. you just have to have a pulse.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:41:04 EDT (#)
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AND YES, I DID MEAN 'FOOR'. IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FOOR CEILINGS, YOU ARE UNEDUCATEDS!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:39:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:26:37 EDT (#)
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THAT'S THE COOLEST HOUSE EVER I WANT ONE!!!!
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are you sure? it's 7x7. it's pretty tight in here.
i actually built a clubhouse that was better than this place when i was a kid.
can you believe i have internet access in this fuckin' shack?
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HAHA- I'M SITTING HERE WITH MY MARBLE FLOORS AND TEN FOOR CEILINGS... BUT YOUR SHACK LOOKS LIKE WAY MORE FUNS!
AND NO I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE INTRAWEB ACCESS IN YOUR SHACK. IN FACT, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DO AT ALL. YOU LYING BASTARD!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:39:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:35:44 EDT (#)
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Currently I'm in maintenance management, running a specified software to track inventory, employee hours, contractor bids, analysis, equipment breakdown, service, etc. etc. I did, however, just get an informal offer for an internal annuity position so I'm considering that. I'm curious is all, because I absolutely hate my fucking job now.
What does it take to get a security clearance, if that is the main obstacle?
I'm fairly certain thet one of the requirements for Security Clearance is to never have shown your two inch pecker all over the internet.
But that's just a hunch.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:39:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:35:44 EDT (#)
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Currently I'm in maintenance management, running a specified software to track inventory, employee hours, contractor bids, analysis, equipment breakdown, service, etc. etc. I did, however, just get an informal offer for an internal annuity position so I'm considering that. I'm curious is all, because I absolutely hate my fucking job now.
What does it take to get a security clearance, if that is the main obstacle?
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Do NOT ask the heirarchy to help you get one. Ask to do a job that requires one.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:37:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:01:32 EDT (#)
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why do the military guys hate contractors so much? i'm one of the ones that actually works really hard and has an actual useful job. i didn't hate them when i was in the military.
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That was because you were in the Air Force and the contractors did more work than you.
Not the case for the other services...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:36:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:33:48 EDT (#)
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"i always love reading the writing in the porta-shitters here and in Iraq."
why the fuck were you reading the porta-shitters in Iraq if you were in Afghanistan?!?!
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i go to Iraq and Afghanistan. i'm probably stop in Baghdad again on the way back from Afghanistan.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:35:44 EDT (#)
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Currently I'm in maintenance management, running a specified software to track inventory, employee hours, contractor bids, analysis, equipment breakdown, service, etc. etc. I did, however, just get an informal offer for an internal annuity position so I'm considering that. I'm curious is all, because I absolutely hate my fucking job now.
What does it take to get a security clearance, if that is the main obstacle?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:34:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:34:12 EDT (#)
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I just came back from "Golf Headquarters" where I picked up my Driver, 3-wood, PW and SW- I had them regripped.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:33:48 EDT (#)
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"i always love reading the writing in the porta-shitters here and in Iraq."
why the fuck were you reading the porta-shitters in Iraq if you were in Afghanistan?!?!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:33:02 EDT (#)
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Re: Photo notations
HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:29:18 EDT (#)
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hidden101 does not use the shift key, EVER.
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I consider myself pwnt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:26:37 EDT (#)
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THAT'S THE COOLEST HOUSE EVER I WANT ONE!!!!
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are you sure? it's 7x7. it's pretty tight in here.
i actually built a clubhouse that was better than this place when i was a kid.
can you believe i have internet access in this fuckin' shack?
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:27:48 EDT (#)
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You contractor. I don't hate them, I work with them now. Most are prior service, so I get along just fine. Doing joint now, I work with you air force fags, and must I say, you guys had it EASY as hell compared to my shit storm of fuck.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:26:37 EDT (#)
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THAT'S THE COOLEST HOUSE EVER I WANT ONE!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:10:11 EDT (#)
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Odd. Most important people know where the shift key is. Or maybe they just have secretaries.
Keep your eyes open and hope you don't get pink-misted.
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actually, i do have a secretary. and in case no one told you, hidden101 does not use the shift key, EVER. that's how important i am. i don't have to use it simply for the fact that important people do whatever the fuck they want.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:24:35 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ...are you always such a cock? I'm asking how you could go about doing all of this. I previously saw tons of jobs listed on monster.com, careerbuilder.com, and the such but never understood how to go about it. Now, these jobs aren't so prominant because of security clearance. Once again, douche canteen, how do you go about getting a contractor position?
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I'm telling you, without a security clearance it is next to impossible. They don't want to have to pay to get you one, it's very costly.
If you are serious, though, usajobs.gov is the best site for searching.
Seriously, though, Security clearance, dude. If you have that, it's a golden ticket.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:22:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:21:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:17:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:13:36 EDT (#)
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Will one of you two morons stop jockeying for "I'm the baddest Military-dude and suck better cock than the other" position and tell me how one goes about getting a contractor job?
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Do you have a Security Clearance?
No?
Okay, forget it then.
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Jesus Christ...are you always such a cock? I'm asking how you could go about doing all of this. I previously saw tons of jobs listed on monster.com, careerbuilder.com, and the such but never understood how to go about it. Now, these jobs aren't so prominant because of security clearance. Once again, douche canteen, how do you go about getting a contractor position?
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tell me what kind of work you do and i'll give you some tips.
tip #1- don't use monster or careerbuilder. ever.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:20:07 EDT (#)
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i knew you'd come around sooner or later, Shlongy.
let's play a round of 18 and i'll buy you a drink afterwards.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:18:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:13:36 EDT (#)
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Will one of you two morons stop jockeying for "I'm the baddest Military-dude and suck better cock than the other" position and tell me how one goes about getting a contractor job?
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Do you have a Security Clearance?
No?
Okay, forget it then.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:17:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:13:36 EDT (#)
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Will one of you two morons stop jockeying for "I'm the baddest Military-dude and suck better cock than the other" position and tell me how one goes about getting a contractor job?
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Do you have a Security Clearance?
No?
Okay, forget it then.
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Jesus Christ...are you always such a cock? I'm asking how you could go about doing all of this. I previously saw tons of jobs listed on monster.com, careerbuilder.com, and the such but never understood how to go about it. Now, these jobs aren't so prominant because of security clearance. Once again, douche canteen, how do you go about getting a contractor position?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:15:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:11:21 EDT (#)
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Ooooh, lokey at Mr. Fancybritches with his Axe body spray!
See, hidden, I don't hate contractors at all. Good on you for going (you silly, stupid shit).
When I was there, I lived in a small tent in the sand. No water, food, showers, or electricity. I hate everybody that is there with AC and such.
Why the fuck do I always have to go at the beginning of the wars?
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Because you haven't successfully developed any marketable skills and will remain cannon fodder until you do?
Because you like living on the edge?
Because Jesus hates you?
How the fuck should we know? Just don't get killed, 'kay? That would be balls.
Balls.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:13:36 EDT (#)
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Will one of you two morons stop jockeying for "I'm the baddest Military-dude and suck better cock than the other" position and tell me how one goes about getting a contractor job?
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Do you have a Security Clearance?
No?
Okay, forget it then.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:13:36 EDT (#)
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Will one of you two morons stop jockeying for "I'm the baddest Military-dude and suck better cock than the other" position and tell me how one goes about getting a contractor job?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:11:21 EDT (#)
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Ooooh, lokey at Mr. Fancybritches with his Axe body spray!
See, hidden, I don't hate contractors at all. Good on you for going (you silly, stupid shit).
When I was there, I lived in a small tent in the sand. No water, food, showers, or electricity. I hate everybody that is there with AC and such.
Why the fuck do I always have to go at the beginning of the wars?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:10:11 EDT (#)
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Odd. Most important people know where the shift key is. Or maybe they just have secretaries.
Keep your eyes open and hope you don't get pink-misted.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:07:28 EDT (#)
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And hit the fucking tread mill, you fat bellied, out of shape Afghani mitt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:07:21 EDT (#)
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Ahhhhhhh, I give up.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:06:55 EDT (#)
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You fucked up the arrows on your labels. The "absolutely huge penis" is supposed to be pointing at your pay stub.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:05:35 EDT (#)
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my panties are soaking wet
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:04:44 EDT (#)
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How does one go about getting a contractor job?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-06-12 15:01:32 EDT (#)
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no, fuck YOU, Foolproof. i think this place is awesome. Iraq is the real shithole. i'm never going back there.
why do the military guys hate contractors so much? i'm one of the ones that actually works really hard and has an actual useful job. i didn't hate them when i was in the military.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:59:39 EDT (#)
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your ghey, deaf boyfriend from Seattle misses you...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:57:53 EDT (#)
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I still can't find your brother Waldo.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:55:44 EDT (#)
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but not nearly as close as usual.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-06-12 14:55:42 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, contractor. Living better than I did when I was there by 1000 times over.
Of course, I was there Dec.25, 2001 until July 10, 2002.
Armpit of the world, that place is.