How I confronted the man who raped me, or "Conquering the Monster" by Fat Tony. (1769 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.54 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-08-13 23:06:33 EDT
I would have handled this just a little *differently* and the Monster would have been dead and gone.
You should have told him that you missed him and grabbed his cock, then kissed him on the lips and then put his hand on your throat to simulate a choke hold. Invite him to your hotel room so it can be "just like old times".
Then once in the room: I'm gonna call a couple a hard pipe hit'n niggas to go to work you with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. YOU HEAR ME TALKING HILL BILLY BOY?! I AIN'T THRU WITH YOU BY DAMN SIGHT! I'M ONA GET Medieval ON YO ASS!
Then *on cue* 3 or 40 "pipe hit'n niggas" would start to go to work on "Mr. Soon 2B living the rest of his short ass life in agonizing pain Rapist."
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-18 04:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what you say is what you are
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 04:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop saying niggas you fucking degenerate anal tube.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2007-08-17 02:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:19:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, why was she so cool about her rape? Maybe she did like it? How can you be so calm, so
nice, so "just answer me"? You should have gouged out an eye or cut off a nut.
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It's amazing what 14 years will do to someone. And anyway, why would I fuck with him and go to jail for it?
Anyway, the thoughts that emanated from my brain after U read this post made me smile, so I rated accordingly.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 22:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to properly spell out how he says it.
I 'ont remember askin' you a Got Damn thing....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-14 21:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd call in goons to do your dirty work? Dude, I'd just nail gun his ass to whatever I could fine and go to work on him with some bolt cutters, a power drill, and a straight razor. The pliers were a good touch, though, and full marks for torturing rapists.
Submitted by besrox (user info) at 2007-08-14 21:32:37 EDT (#)
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I read her story, didn't really buy it when i first read it. How is someone going to be so cool and collected about approaching someone that raped them. Anyway, fully agree with your post, if anyone that I know would have gotten raped, all I know is I'd be filling up body bags with the scum sucking bastards real quick.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-14 15:37:40 EDT (#)
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YOU'VE LOST YOUR UBERSITE PRIVLEDGES
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:19:34 EDT (#)
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BADGES? WE DON NEED NO STINKIN BADGES!
Oh wait, wrong movie. Still a good quote.
Seriously, why was she so cool about her rape? Maybe she did like it? How can you be so calm, so nice, so "just answer me"? You should have gouged out an eye or cut off a nut.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Did you see a sign on my front lawn that said dead nigger storage?
DID YOU SEE A SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN THAT SAID DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?
BECAUSE STORING DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY FUCKIN' BUSINESS, THATS WHY!!!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another plus 2 because I love that movie so much.
HAMBURGERS! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha BEST MOVIE EVER!
I was thinking of that exact scene the other day...dunno why....it's a pretty good scene.
A coupla hard hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here wit nothin but a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
YOU HEAR ME TALKIN HERE BILLY BOY?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:51:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-08-14 06:09:09 EDT (#)
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I should clarify...that was meant for Fat Tony.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-08-14 05:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rank you top 1 of all asses on this site. I pity for your wife.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-14 05:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the heroin salesman and the sitting on the toilet scenes the best.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's easy to imagine..."
Hold on, could you play me a G chord?
Ahem.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Swinging from my sack again Beeltea? Imagine that...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:33:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we are missing the subtle underlying point here.
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No; only you are missing it, because you are an idiot. The rest of us understand. By the way Zeglamancer, if you want me swinging from your nuts, it would be nice if you gave me something to grab onto.
Oh, and fuck you too, fat tony.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
never seen that movie. strange scene.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:46:07 EDT (#)
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I think we are missing the subtle underlying point here.
Fat Tony took it up the poop chute from some big beefy man.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This actually made me smile.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to both +2 and -2 this post, so I guess that's a rather bland 0 for you, but it's a +0
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
balls.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmfao awesome. +2LIVE
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:27:06 EDT (#)
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii-it, Negro. That's all you had to say!
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LIVE!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE