Dearest Shlongy (3863 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.16 on 171 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-09-17 11:31:43 EDT
If you post a picture of your wife (and her supposedly large cans) on Uber, I will give you my sisters phone number, as well as coax her into your waiting, geriatric arms.
Don't worry, she's over 18.
Just turned 20, actually, which we all know is the age you love so much.
She's also a gold digger, so if you make her think you have cash, which you OF COURSE have an exorbitant amount of, she'll do anything for you, and I will be there to push her in the right direction. This is a chance of a lifetime!
I love her, but she's not too bright.
Think about it man. A picture of your wife for a chance at this:
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW, do uber- and Shlongy - a favor and rip a new picture off from your "sister" and post it, will ya?
Need new spank material. This one has been used to death.
Like your mom.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been ages. I've waited and waited and still your sister has not turned up.
Well, you've pushed me too far. I'm going to leave feedback on your eBay page now Method. Your perfect record is now sullied by my displeasure!
Z------ Buyer - CHEAT AND LIAR DOES NOT SHIP GOODS! GREEK BASTARD TOOK MY MONEY
take THAT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Many have seen them...few are chosen.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will your wife let you ass rape this girl?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what's it gonna be old man? Do we get to see Mrs. Shlongys cans?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-01 01:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 08:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The number of ways in which this is awesome, and the sheer extent to which it is awesome, is beyond words.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 00:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
any kind of unclothed interaction between me and her would be awesome.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-24 00:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and i'd hit it til I split it.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-24 00:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Andy...wrong headed thinking my friend....
Think of the things you could teach her to do to you...the things you can do to her are only limited by creativity and capacity.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 00:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MAN, the things i would do to her....
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-23 22:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-17 18:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're ridiculous.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-30 21:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you need to change your name on the MVA
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-21 15:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:47:40 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:37:03 EDT (#)
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no no other people were trying to bang my sister, now I'm offering her up so we can all get a glimpse of Mrs. Shlongy. There's a difference, people.
and WTF is google image search?
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1) go to www.google.com
2) click "Images" in the top left of the screen
3) type anything in the search field
for example, try searching for "18 non-nude camwhore" and you might find that picture you conjured up.
fucking idiot
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:11:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at second glance, she does kind of look like him....
i take back what i said about mouth-fucking your sister! please don't kill me!
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Never say sorry, pussies say sorry.
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you've seen him standing next to me. he's a bit bigger, isn't he?
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I'm not afraid of him, why should you be.
Everyone goes down equally as hard when you kick them in the nuts.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why have you created barriers to divert me from your website?????
can't cope with constructive criticism???
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method = Auto +2
Where the fuck have you been hiding, you wog cunt?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, holy shit, I just noticed that .... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EAR? EWWW, EWWW.
GROSS.
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i usually just say "she looked like a man anyway" when i get turned down by a hot girl. it's on par with being as immature as this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at second glance, she does kind of look like him....
i take back what i said about mouth-fucking your sister! please don't kill me!
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Never say sorry, pussies say sorry.
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you've seen him standing next to me. he's a bit bigger, isn't he?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She has so much make-up on she's in soft focus.
Tell her to wash her face and stop putting it on with a fucking paving slab.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, holy shit, I just noticed that .... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EAR? EWWW, EWWW.
GROSS.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would totally throat-fuck that bitch..... even if she DOES have a wicked case of Cauliflower Ear.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the AZN nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that's nice?
got cash, got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at second glance, she does kind of look like him....
i take back what i said about mouth-fucking your sister! please don't kill me!
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Never say sorry, pussies say sorry.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what? again?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-18 05:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-09-18 00:29:32 EDT (#)
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i swear to christ ive seen that picture before
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So it's not just me. Thank God.
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Yeah i've seen it.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 19:27:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking gorgeous
is that a mahogany dresser?
send me and email to confirm
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-17 19:21:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking gorgeous.
is that really your sister?
send me an email to confirm.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-18 05:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-09-18 00:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i swear to christ ive seen that picture before
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So it's not just me. Thank God.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 01:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have pigeon eyes.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-18 01:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no no other people were trying to bang my sister, now I'm offering her up so we can all get a glimpse of Mrs. Shlongy. There's a difference, people.
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Well, now that THAT'S all cleared up...
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-09-18 00:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i swear to christ ive seen that picture before
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-17 23:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take her! Looks like a screamer.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-17 23:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111787
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-17 21:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never take the myspace angle at, well, face value.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-17 20:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 08:32:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here we go with round 2!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-17 19:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You waited five months to post this?
+1 for the picture, though.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus fucking christ. when will you people get over your fucking retardations and stop calling people by their first name. some of you don't mind, but it's fucking retarded and shows how much you'd like to climb on my dick if I'd let you, htbd. get a life and stop living vicariously through mine.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are so many people on this post?
What's going on herr..........
HOLY SHIT!!!
WHO'S THAT!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blow me, bitchtits
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
fuck you two
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This sure is a lot of hits for this horseshit post...
YOU STILL HAVE IT, METHOD!
Just don't give it to the rest of us.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW DARE ANY OF YOU TALK SHIT TO ME, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW LOW MY FUCKING USER NUMBER IS?????
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at second glance, she does kind of look like him....
i take back what i said about mouth-fucking your sister! please don't kill me!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this whole list of reviews should have a seat over there, and get a good talking too by "chris hanson from dateline NBC"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love this picture.
all i can think of when i look into those bright, innocent eyes is going ass to mouth and shoving my cock in her mouth to choke her until she vomits all over my dick.
god, i'm so fucking horny right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
2 questions.
1) Who the fuck is mudwhistle?
2) And why should I care?
2b) STFU Noob
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
since we're talking...anyone notice how much this fucking place blows since I left...christ on a fucking toothpick this site needs some fucking personality
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stfu noob
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuckin hell, that kid makes me laugh.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My sister, she show her vagin to him, and she dance and say, "lalala, you will never get this, lalalala."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Again?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blow me, bitchtits
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come back. Simon hasn't had anyone to fawn over since you left.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:39:33 EDT (#)
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since we're talking...anyone notice how much this fucking place blows since I left...christ on a fucking toothpick this site needs some fucking personality
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hands off the ass, I just got these pants at the BANANA REPUBLIC and i don't want them wrinkled
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:36:11 EDT (#)
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Ah, who am I kidding, get over here, big guy.
*squeezes ass*
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:36:01 EDT (#)
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I didn't get hitched yet.
I'm still just "Miss Berry," thank you. :)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:35:58 EDT (#)
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I guess I should drop in and acknowledge your presence.
*acknowledge*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:35:13 EDT (#)
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hello mrs. berry
to a bright and fucking shiny hello to all you other readers following along.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:34:14 EDT (#)
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y halo thar badass
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:32:55 EDT (#)
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What was your old user name?!
Weep.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
15038
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:28:26 EDT (#)
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Also, which former user are you MudWhistle?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon.
It looks just like George. Of course that's his sister.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how come every asian girl in the world has a TMobile Sidekick?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:27:08 EDT (#)
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fucking gorgeous
is that a mahogany dresser?
send me and email to confirm
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking gorgeous.
is that really your sister?
send me an email to confirm.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have seen her photo, but have not had the pleasure of meeting her.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A couple of Uberers have seen her.
You telling me that there's not enough spank material on the intraweb?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you left
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:14:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm waiting for JonnyX to come by and piss the mili-greek off...
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no, apparently I hurt his feelings, which is as we know, an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE, so Jonny will be nice to everyone.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:32:43 EDT (#)
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come on, I seriously want to see what your wife looks like, Shlongy.
Perhaps just a body shot; you can shave off the beard, if you're worried about masculinity.
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Mrs Shlongy is the holy grail of this website. Find her and you beat the game.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, and of course:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha, Method is funny!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's purdy.
yup.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come on, I seriously want to see what your wife looks like, Shlongy.
Perhaps just a body shot; you can chop off the head, if you're worried about anonymity.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thankfully for you, I read somewhere that jizz has almost no calories
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No wonder you're so thin.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that really your sister? She's teh hot. Seems that you have an unnatural attraction to her as well. But, good for you, having some of those genes.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Schlongy is to the internet what the bubonic plague was to Europe. You are not much further behind him.
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and jacque-off is to ubersite what the maginot line was to blitzkrieg.
method, i'd fuck her on one condition...
you haven't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thankfully for you, I read somewhere that jizz has almost no calories, Forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They won't let me puke up my lunch, Method.
THAT's what's wrong with me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what they say about greek women....they like it in the butt.
they say the same thing about greek men.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensic Girl got served
but not food - oh no - she's on a low calorie diet
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:15:53 EDT (#)
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You seem to be under the assumption that I get all emotional and worked up over internet ratings and commentary, Sico. That's your department; I'll leave it up to you, since you're so adept at it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with you two (i.e. Method and Red)?
No, what the fuck is wrong with YOU, Kate Moss?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm waiting for JonnyX to come by and piss the mili-greek off...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:56:37 EDT (#)
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Electro is a real boy, Shlongy, and Red, I'm sure that Sacrilicious won my sister in the auction.
My sister said his hands were surprisingly soft for a man.
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Damn right. She was also surprisingly adept at rimjobs. She kept saying "just like my brother taught me down at the docks for nickels."
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with you two (i.e. Method and Red)?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dearest Method
I understand that the Greeks make good coffee
But poor tea
I will help your nation by teabagging your sister
Waiting expectantly for her call
Red
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your sister will be mine. MINE I TELL YOU.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:08:42 EDT (#)
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There will be absolutely NO nut-wetting of my sister, she is a delicate flower and must be treated as such. You must adhere to the strict tea-bag only rule.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will even plus two you.
Man Whore!!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will even plus two you.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:01:20 EDT (#)
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*ducks out of the way of the lightning*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:01:18 EDT (#)
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Dear Method
please let me wet my nuts in your sister
Love and kisses
Red
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:00:41 EDT (#)
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My shenanigans have NEVER been anything but light-hearted and fun. You wound me, madam.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:59:03 EDT (#)
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somehow i think he's too fragile to return.
you guys drove all the fun people away by taking shenanigans to a much darker place.
semms all i've missed in 2 years is everybody leaving.
oh well all good things come to an end.
like shlongy said, maybe i'll hold my breath and die so i won't review for another 2 years... that made me shoot coke zero out of my nose btw. good to see shlongy is still funny even if he has agrand pappy ass.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is mine! Mine I tells ye!
I promised Method some olive oil for his hair (back and bum) and all the feta cheese he could stuff into his cheeks.
His mouth too
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:56:37 EDT (#)
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Electro is a real boy, Shlongy, and Red, I'm sure that Sacrilicious won my sister in the auction.
My sister said his hands were surprisingly soft for a man.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure I own this woman.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't you just "log in" under "Electro" and take it from there?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:52:26 EDT (#)
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I scared him away, and I've been trying for ages to get him back.
It's just not the same without him = (
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't we already bid on your sister?
Who won that "prize" anyway?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was that pic taken right before she hung herself with the phone cord wrapped around her neck or is she just freaky like that?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ELECTRO ISN'T HERE ANYMORE???
GEORGIE WHAT DID YOU DO???!!!??
poor Jeffery
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha
Don't you ever get tired of picking on that kid?
Autistic people have been known to snap and go all vigilante justice and stuff.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-02-10 00:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Dad's root beer is the best damn root beer out there, but it's like not many freakin stores carry the brand anymore.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-02-14 18:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:07:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
autism is a crime
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Kiss my ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus where do you find these Electro-isms? I blew a snot bubble out of my nose on that one.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-24 00:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As for shoes, those are very comfortable. Always have shoes that give your feet alittle bit of air to breathe and you be alright.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-04-09 06:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, my shirt rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from a vacation
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should -2 you for holdin' out on me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-20 00:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am 18. I can curse as much as I want.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If THAT is what you consider your "A" material, God forbid we ever have to read your "B" stuff.
You're really not funny, but I realize that's not the first time you've heard THAT said about you...not even the first time today, I'm sure.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only 'skill' Shlongy has is conning strangers into giving him spare change for impromptu handjobs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a skill, like anything else...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i believe that. guess all that work has really paid off for you, old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
minus the "d"....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The trademarked Shlongy name in the title is worth, on average, and additional 47% more hits than a normal, non entertaining post.
Especially if I camp on it for two hours.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus dude, you should find another site. youve still got this one at your beck and call. i mean youre posting - what, a two year-old picture - and this is unbackable to get 200 responses.
fish in a motherfucking barrel.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here we go with round 2!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not my daughter, assmunch, nor was it my house.
That was my maid.
Child labor laws are a bit lax in SC and I got a good deal on her.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She doesn't even look real
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy CRAP that is a good angle for her wow holy beauty babe
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DIDN'T YOU SEE MY SCOTCH BAR???
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No, but I think I saw a picture of your ugly daughter jacking off a couple of mangy dogs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I AM using Old Spice today, but you forgot the Marlboro breath, Einstein.
And one thing I'd never smell of is "cheap" scotch, you fucking retard.
DIDN'T YOU SEE MY SCOTCH BAR???
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, isn't there a radio ad spot that needs filling or something?
You smell of cheap scotch and Old Spice.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave me out of this...I'm an innocent spectator.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i LOVE YOU SHLONGY!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The next insult that Oathmeal throws that hits the mark, or is remotely clever, will be his first.
So, don't hold your breath,
Unless, it'll help you die and stop reviewing for another two years.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, that's lojope
i'm the crazy one.
_____________________________
You're both stupid whores. Being self-admittedly crazy isn't unique, either.
See http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen for proof.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, that's lojope
i'm the crazy one.
GET IT RIGHT FUCKSTAIN!
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck does that even MEAN?
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It means you're an unfunny old cunt who needs to fucking shut the fucking fuck up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I already threw a batch on the face of that chick in the picture there.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated in the next 15 minutes.
She's pretty, whoever she is.
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Don't you have an appointment with rape or something?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated in the next 15 minutes.
She's pretty, whoever she is.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hysterectomy..
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Sighs sadly*
how tardtastic. I think we should all do one of these for shlongy there.
whoever is the funniest gets an all expenses paid trip into the next room.
:P
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
About as good as your poker streak, cumfiend.
OH NO...THIS ONE REALLY STINGS! YOU ARE A MASTER OF THE CUTTING COMEBACK, ADOLF.
What the fuck does that even MEAN?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha the shlongy/oathmeal rip wars make me larf every time
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skrap, I got back yesterday morning at about 1am. I have the best tan EVAR.
Islamorada is where the bikers and fishermen go. It's my kinda town. I have the coolest pics I'm gonna post in the next few days :)
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
About as good as your poker streak, cumfiend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
At a shade over 100 lbs, she'd have to be 1' 10" tall for her to be considered "fat", Jagoff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How's your make-believe girlfriend doing, Swanson?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor old Method's sister- pimped out again!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's as hot as she was last year when I won her in that bet. Good times.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or, he could post a picture of his bare ass after having it slapped by his ugly, fat wife.
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Schlongy is to the internet what the bubonic plague was to Europe. You are not much further behind him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No, it's possible.
He could post a picture of himself with a sock over his microscopic penis, dickshit.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's absolutely impossible for you to be any more idiotic.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought you were on vaca, Hilarity.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Should've stayed away. Go kill yourself.
*waiting for snide, almost witty comeback from mad method...2-1*
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hugs.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
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I'd videotape Ghola hitting it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit ghola hitting it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
I love ghola. haha. and yeah, so would I.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no no other people were trying to bang my sister, now I'm offering her up so we can all get a glimpse of Mrs. Shlongy. There's a difference, people.
and WTF is google image search?
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1) go to www.google.com
2) click "Images" in the top left of the screen
3) type anything in the search field
for example, try searching for "18 non-nude camwhore" and you might find that picture you conjured up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll see what she thinks of the idea...probably won't go over too well since she doesn't understand MY fascination with this shit-site.
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE ADDICTION...SHE SHOULD JOIN A SUPPORT GROUP AND HELP SHLONGY, NOT PUT HIM DOWN. DOESN'T SHE KNOW THAT WE CAN'T HELP OURSELVES???
By the way, "they're fake and they're spectacular".
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Men = Women will never Respect them, and Men will never give a shit one way or the other.
Why???
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
Georgie Porgie ran away.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no no other people were trying to bang my sister, now I'm offering her up so we can all get a glimpse of Mrs. Shlongy. There's a difference, people.
and WTF is google image search?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
google image search ftw.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't you try this once before?
What's next? A revisit of "Naked Pictures of My 8-year-old Daughter"?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here we go with round 2!