"Dude, you're in a bug. AND THERE IS A FLOWER ......" (1495 hits)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-09-17 14:21:48 EDT
I drive an F-250 diesel 4 door pickup truck that's lifted 10" and sitting on 35" tires. No muffler or converter, super loud.
I cut somebody off yesterday. From my point of view, I didn't cut him off because he didn't have to hit the brake. If you get in front of me and I don't have to use the brake, then it's all good.
From his point of view, I got in his lane without his permission. In a way I could understand, I wouldn't want to be behind a wannabe monster truck, espically a diesel that blows black smoke.
A guy is driving, a chick is in the passenger seat and there are two more guys in the back seat of the VW convertible Bug. He pulls along side me and starts to curse. I roll down my tinted wondow and glance down at him and laugh, then roll my window back up. "You think it's funny? What if I kick your ass?" Again I roll down my window, "Dude you're in a bug and THERE IS A FLOWER IN THE LITTLE POT NEAR THE STEERING WHEEL!"
His passengers start to laugh. Light turns green. Even Chuck Lidel would feel like a pussy if he were driving a convertible bug that had a flower pot. Did VW even consider men when they made the new bug? You know a chick was on the design team because of the flower pot near the steering wheel, it's standard equipment.
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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-11-06 23:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"The original Bug was Air cooled, and cheap and simple, it would also not die. Todays Bug is a fashion statement"
...and a bad statement at that. males driving that POS should be punished by death.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:46:40 EDT (#)
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Dude, redneck for driving a F250 on a lift on a normal street. I understand if you were towig or mudding.
VW is GAY no matter how you look at it.
The original Bug was Air cooled, and cheap and simple, it would also not die. Todays Bug is a fashion statement
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:38:04 EDT (#)
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I was under the impression that we had overruled Fat Tony's right to insult anything's physical appearance.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:35:52 EDT (#)
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Bugs are gay.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 04:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**Yawn**
you sound like yet another inbred pussio who makes up for his teeny weeny labido by having a big loud car.
I bet the guy in the bug would kick your ass. jet-Li does origami, the japanese art of paper folding, which may be seen as girly.
He'd fucking eat you.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-18 03:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
could have said sorry and buy him a fresh flower.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-17 22:23:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110951
Submitted by semperfatuus (user info) at 2007-09-17 21:35:57 EDT (#)
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Flower vases used to be common accessories in old cars.
It's a throw back.
You're overcompensating.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-17 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
neat!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 20:19:56 EDT (#)
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***sidewall = wheel well.
it's been a long day.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 20:18:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:45:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:47:37 EDT (#)
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1) a 10" skyjacker lift kit on an f-250... with 35" tires. easily the most horrid sight i could possibly imagine.
2) get a cat and muffler. straight piping is only so cool until you realize the shit you're pouring into the atmosphere can be condensed into sulfuric acid which, needless to say, can be harmful.
3) moron.
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1) I'm a licenced roofing contractor and I own a machine shop. It comes standard when you are in my line of work.
2) DIESEL. A converter does nothing for oil burning rigs which put out "soot" just like a fireplace. If soot is harmful then every fireplace and every campfire should get a converter installed.
3) Blow me
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1) congrats. 10" of lift and your differential is still not high enough off the ground to go over a black guy with a boner. i'm sure your truck looks real cool with a 14" gap between the tire and the sidewall.
2) diesel engine exhaust is a combo of vapors, gases, liquid aerosols shit made from particles like carbon (the soot you mentioned), water, aldehydes, sulphur dioxide, nitrogen dioxide, nitrogen, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. so yes.. just soot. soot and only soot. you're a goddamn genius.
3) no thanks. i'm not a chubby chaser.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 18:09:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:45:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:47:37 EDT (#)
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1) a 10" skyjacker lift kit on an f-250... with 35" tires. easily the most horrid sight i could possibly imagine.
2) get a cat and muffler. straight piping is only so cool until you realize the shit you're pouring into the atmosphere can be condensed into sulfuric acid which, needless to say, can be harmful.
3) moron.
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1) I'm a licenced roofing contractor and I own a machine shop. It comes standard when you are in my line of work.
2) DIESEL. A converter does nothing for oil burning rigs which put out "soot" just like a fireplace. If soot is harmful then every fireplace and every campfire should get a converter installed.
3) Blow me
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1) You say you're a roofing contractor with a machine shop - did you just out yourself as Fat Tony?
2) Catalytic convertors work just fine on diesels if they're designed properly. I know because I have designed them. Did you just out yourself as painfully ignorant?
3) You want a blowjob from a guy - did you just out yourself as a fag?
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:45:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:47:37 EDT (#)
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1) a 10" skyjacker lift kit on an f-250... with 35" tires. easily the most horrid sight i could possibly imagine.
2) get a cat and muffler. straight piping is only so cool until you realize the shit you're pouring into the atmosphere can be condensed into sulfuric acid which, needless to say, can be harmful.
3) moron.
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1) I'm a licenced roofing contractor and I own a machine shop. It comes standard when you are in my line of work.
2) DIESEL. A converter does nothing for oil burning rigs which put out "soot" just like a fireplace. If soot is harmful then every fireplace and every campfire should get a converter installed.
3) Blow me
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 (V)
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:54:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:45:41 EDT (#)
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Well duh, I don't want them going through his winshield you frickin retard. They bounce just high enough to knock into his undercarriage or get tossed up into his wheel well. It's more psychological then anything, they see stuff comin off my bike and hear it hittin their truck they slow down.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:32:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:43:28 EDT (#)
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I carry pocket a full of triple ought buckshot when I ride, so when I get a-holes harrassing me in their lifted F-250's I start droppin those on the road. Needless to say, they back off real damn quick.
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Lead doesn't bounce very well, so that makes you either a liar or an idiot.
I think I'll go with idiot.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:09:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:43:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:35:50 EDT (#)
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Fun Fact: An 6" section of brass coathanger wire cut from the bottom so it's nice and straight, the one end of which is ground a bit to make it pointy and the other end of which is wrapped in a small bit of tissue paper and passed into the barrel of a CO2 BB pistol, will, when fired at close range, penetrate the sidewall of a 35" tire, rendering it both quickly flat and unrepairable. Not that I'd recommend that kind of behavior in traffic, of course.
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I carry pocket a full of triple ought buckshot when I ride, so when I get a-holes harrassing me in their lifted F-250's I start droppin those on the road. Needless to say, they back off real damn quick.
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wow, i'm a really bad person and even i thought that was really greasy....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:47:52 EDT (#)
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You should have drowned in the Rio Grande.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:47:37 EDT (#)
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1) a 10" skyjacker lift kit on an f-250... with 35" tires. easily the most horrid sight i could possibly imagine.
2) get a cat and muffler. straight piping is only so cool until you realize the shit you're pouring into the atmosphere can be condensed into sulfuric acid which, needless to say, can be harmful.
3) moron.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:35:50 EDT (#)
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Fun Fact: An 6" section of brass coathanger wire cut from the bottom so it's nice and straight, the one end of which is ground a bit to make it pointy and the other end of which is wrapped in a small bit of tissue paper and passed into the barrel of a CO2 BB pistol, will, when fired at close range, penetrate the sidewall of a 35" tire, rendering it both quickly flat and unrepairable. Not that I'd recommend that kind of behavior in traffic, of course.
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I carry pocket a full of triple ought buckshot when I ride, so when I get a-holes harrassing me in their lifted F-250's I start droppin those on the road. Needless to say, they back off real damn quick.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:42:12 EDT (#)
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You are an amusing caricature.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:41:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:39:45 EDT (#)
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I don't even read these anymore.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:36:41 EDT (#)
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YOU PWNT HIM LOL!!!!!1`
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:35:50 EDT (#)
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Fun Fact: An 6" section of brass coathanger wire cut from the bottom so it's nice and straight, the one end of which is ground a bit to make it pointy and the other end of which is wrapped in a small bit of tissue paper and passed into the barrel of a CO2 BB pistol, will, when fired at close range, penetrate the sidewall of a 35" tire, rendering it both quickly flat and unrepairable. Not that I'd recommend that kind of behavior in traffic, of course.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:34:09 EDT (#)
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I drive an F-250 diesel 4 door pickup truck that's lifted 10" and sitting on 35" tires. No muffler or converter, super loud.
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so you're an asshole?
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:33:14 EDT (#)
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Method! You're alive! Thank Satan!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:32:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:23:35 EDT (#)
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i haven't read any of your posts in a couple of years now.
not even the title. i just click and -2.
you should quit
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Elain, you stilly little woman.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:29:10 EDT (#)
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they have flower pots in them??
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:25:58 EDT (#)
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You are so totally cool.
Not.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:25:06 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:24:45 EDT (#)
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I cut somebody off yesterday. From my point of view, I didn't cut him off
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:24:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:23:35 EDT (#)
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i haven't read any of your posts in a couple of years now.
not even the title. i just click and -2.
you should quit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i haven't read any of your posts in a couple of years now.
not even the title. i just click and -2.
you should quit