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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2007-10-29 02:16:30 EDT




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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-10 02:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aliens is my favorite film.

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-10 01:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This. Is. AWESOME.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-10 01:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this was a plus two worthy review.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-10 01:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Just keep in mind that 99.999% of the people that carry never end up shooting people."

in 2005, there were 10,100 gun related homicides in the US. sooooo, that means that the population of the US has jumped to at least around 1 billion people, all carrying firearms. that or theres one or two very fucking busy mass-murderers rocking around your country. and that doesnt include the accidental deaths.

stop rationalising it. youre wrong. face it. its just that its too late to change it now.

the main things is that you STOP HAVING THOSE CHEESY CANDLELIGHT VIGILS when one of your many crazy and well-armed people kills a few of its fellow peons.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-09 21:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thankyou for that piece of sage advice, jamie.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-09 17:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

just so you know Sammy boy, you are becoming a caricature of yourself.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-19 03:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


hehe.

fail.


Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-18 00:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no i just read your last dramatic little goodbye-response, after some words on a screen all got a bit too much for you once again. then, with an admittedly almost herculean effort of deduction, i made a guess as to how long youd been away. it seems i was close. i AM as smart as i think i am, apparently.

its a shame im jsut so damn miserable,as you divined with such acumen, freud, otherwise all this awesomeness might make me feel giddy.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-16 04:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-16 03:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and you log in to garner pity and push your pathetic lip-service armchair activism attitude. not to mention lap at the testes of every possible individual who will pay you the slightest bit of attention.

but it looks like you might be able to make another friend here, thanks to me, so i cant be all bad.

is it time for you to 'retire' once more? how long did you hold out this last time, 2 weeks?

well done.

---

You know what makes me happy?

With all of your feigned indifference to this place you actually track my comings and goings.

Utterly remarkable.

What you do when not directly entertaining me doesn't concern me in the least. I truly find you a pathetic, unhappy human being - but you do amuse me at times.

Mostly you just annoy me.


Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

id, write something ffs.

aussie aussie aussie

oi oi oi

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm trying to decide if you even had to engage any portion what-so-ever of the grey matter in order to post this. Any fucking moron can copy a photo and attach it to a post (except for me). You could have at LEAST done a little photoshopping since you didn't seem to be able to come up with a compelling caption.

Hope you plan to be a scientist, because this clearly demonstrates you have absolutely no aptitude for creativity.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a serious writer's forum.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-29 21:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hardest of the core

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-29 20:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I want another rant from you.You are good at that.


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-29 14:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-29 13:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I wonder about sushi

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I turned this pic into wallpaper on my PC at work. The beastie looks like it's preparing to eat my desktop icons.

Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he's cute

~Brdn_Nkd

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-10-29 12:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

what the Captain said, without the bit about you being able to do better than this...

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so's your face.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-29 10:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Being that you shit on other people who at least make half-assed writing attempts, I can't in good conscience give this wordless post a positive rating, certainly not without a witty caption.

I know you can do better than this, mate. Step up the game next time, eh?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

katy I think HE/IT would have you as a pet ;P

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

can i get one as a pet?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-29 09:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the evil looking deep sea creatures.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OM NOM NOM NOM!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i think it probably goes fwish fwish swish when its in the water.

cack cack cack when its on land.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-10-29 08:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It even looks like it makes a squuee noise.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wasn't there one of these in Finding Nemo?
But the light thingy dangled from above it's head.
Ugly little thing, ain't it?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-29 06:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Black Dragonfish (Idiacanthus atlanticus)
Produces red bioluminesence which most deep sea organisms can't see since red light doesn't filter down that far. So quite a few deep sea beasts are red since no light of this wavelength will reflect off them and therfore they'll be invisible.
Then comes along this ugly bugger, shines his wee red light on them and snaps up whatever poor shitter is in range.

Squee indeed

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

if i had one, id name it Fluffy

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-29 04:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HHHHssszszszs!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-29 02:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love fishes like this. i think i would kill one on sight, though. luckily they dont come where i'd see them.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-29 02:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

is it a fish-blow loogy?


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