We'll see if this works (941 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-12-04 19:09:48 EST
Here's a video (maybe) of me 'windmilling' my penis while looking into a one way mirror at an entire preschool class. It was my first time doing it after about a year and a half break. My roommate works there, so when I had to drop him at work I just decided to get up and do it again.
You can't see it in the video, but I tripped over a cord on the way up to the stage where i ejaculated weakly onto my hand . Also, the janitor didn't go "down there" to clean up, so I just took the liberty myself.
Flame away.
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113701#2603680
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113652#2602300
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-05 15:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-05 09:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:01:45 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe me and the uniter are the same person...
Actually, that can't be true. I close my browser sometimes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-05 07:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-05 07:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That should have been Re: TheUniter.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-05 07:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please email said video urgently.
Re: Anbody that spends time reading and reviewing all of the posts without fail has got to be a really sad bastard and anbody that get wound up by it is far too involved with the site.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-05 06:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha brilliant
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-05 04:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-05 01:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
****
that doesn't surprise me
you were too stupid to even comprehend the applicability of the simple sentence i used on the other post
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-05 01:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The uniter's game is getting old. It was never new or impressive but it had potential to be different.
All he does is give out positive or negative ratings. He never says anything funny or interesting.
Who gives a fuck about ratings, besides the obvious dickheads?
I wish I knew what it was like to Fail. Maybe one day, he'll teach me how.
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ratings matter? omg.. LMAO
Sphagum, you is funny.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-04 21:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks bro, that's a great idea
but i'm going to use a regular window...wearing my special mask, of course
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe me and the uniter are the same person...
Actually, that can't be true. I close my browser sometimes.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The uniter's game is getting old. It was never new or impressive but it had potential to be different.
All he does is give out positive or negative ratings. He never says anything funny or interesting.
Who gives a fuck about ratings, besides the obvious dickheads?
I wish I knew what it was like to Fail. Maybe one day, he'll teach me how.
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He sounds alot like you then!
In before some retard thinks he has an opportunity to be funny
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The uniter's game is getting old. It was never new or impressive but it had potential to be different.
All he does is give out positive or negative ratings. He never says anything funny or interesting.
Who gives a fuck about ratings, besides the obvious dickheads?
I wish I knew what it was like to Fail. Maybe one day, he'll teach me how.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahaha phallic.
I have no idea why you think I need to answer for a review I don't even remember. I may have felt sorry for poor old Bubba that day or something.
I actually just noticed you the other day when I saw you left a similar review. I've only been vaguely aware of you because of your unique user name, which I think is funny.
I don't specifically remember a single post you've made nor any two way exchange we've had until now, but why don't you find the instance I claimed to be objective.
I see reviews now and then of other people saying that, but link me to where I said it.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101622#2554297
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ACCOUNT FOR THIS +2 UNITER YOU PSEUDO-OBJECTIVE CUNT OF A COWARD.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha
i can picture the giraffe doing this
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROFLBLASTER!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That first line is just perfect.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh piss off, I noticed I fucked up.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Second fail.
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Fucking n00bs and alters.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, I've been spoofed!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I didn't notice. This was actually funny, unlike AJ.
Sorry dude.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Second fail.