I'd rather be a paedophile than a lesbian. (1311 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2008-01-05 18:41:04 EST
Wow.
This was a message I saw on a t-shirt some chick was wearing while i was at a music festival over new years.
I gotta say, I'm kinda impressed, because there's no fucking way I'd wear that t-shirt, and I'm not really easily put off by mere words. I mean, it's just a sentence and all, but that is a fairly heavy sentiment, joke or not. Wearing that at the Bank Hotel in Newtown on a wednesday night, would be akin to that scene in Die Hard (2 i think) where Bruce Willis has to walk around some 'black' neighbourhood with that racist sign around his neck.
Though, given the fuckwit crowd at this event, I'm fairly sure the girl in question hasn't really ever left the comfort of her upper-middle class, sheltered, indulged little creche of a lifestyle at mummy and daddy's home, and is unlikely to for at least another 5-6 years, so she's pretty safe.
But class warrior-hood aside, I think that's the first t-shirt or sentence, I don't think i could ever wear or say in public to strangers with confidence, so my hat is off to that chick for have the figurative balls, or sheer ignorance to sport something even I am a little leery of.
To anyone in australia who is thinking of it for next year - I'd recommend you don't go to Pyramid Rock Festival on Phillip Island for NYE. Well-organised, good bands, sweet location, toolish, cunt of a crowd. Go to Falls instead.
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-10 04:41:00 EST (#)
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fuckwit crowd, and you were there? - how true, how true
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:42:32 EST (#)
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The ladies love it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:17:30 EST (#)
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That'd be a very brave thing to wear Emission.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:14:08 EST (#)
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I once wore a tee shirt with;
" Id rather be Berty that not Berty'
Hehe that's cleevr.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:56:01 EST (#)
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I have never seen anything wrong with kissing girls and have long reccomended it as an activity for everyone.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-07 00:43:42 EST (#)
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NOT ME, I'D RATHER BE A LESBIAN
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:20:40 EST (#)
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Die Hard With A Vengeance.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:04:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:44:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-06 08:19:21 EST (#)
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Black tshirt (Pink Floyd DSotM logo, text in small letters) "I am smart enough to explain to you how this works."
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The one I'm wearing right now says "Do you have a Dark Side?"
Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:46:40 EST (#)
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Why choose when you can be both?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:36:45 EST (#)
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That's a ballsy shirt.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 11:01:39 EST (#)
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i'd rather be a perv than ricky ponting.
he's a disgrace to the sport, poor old indians. out cheated by the boorish aussies once again.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-06 08:19:21 EST (#)
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Grateful Dead Summer '93 tour campground shirt (pic of the planet Earth) "Life is Short. Trip Hard."
Grateful Dead Summer '92 tour campground shirt (cartoon guy sitting under a mushroom) "You Weren't There, But I Saw You Anyway."
Black tshirt (Pink Floyd DSotM logo, text in small letters) "I am smart enough to explain to you how this works."
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:14:08 EST (#)
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I have a shirt that has a pic of the pyramids on it and below it says "Slavery gets shit done."
I wear it when I have to help people move.
P.S. - tshirthell.com has awesome shirts.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:11:12 EST (#)
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Wow, the girl wearing that T-shirt must be seriously disgusted by vaginas. I can only imagine the nasty condition hers must be in.
It's funny how some people will think one sexual "deviation" is better than another, based solely on their own preferences. I've met people into bestiality who were homophobic, etc. It's ridiculous. Personally, I think people with consensual partners are on a higher moral ground than those who push their sexuality onto non-consensual partners. So to me, the chick in the "paedophilia" T-shirt is in the same league as the bestiality lovers: A disgusting beast that can't be trusted around innocent animals and children.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:14:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:34:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:02:21 EST (#)
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I honestly can't see what's wrong with it. It's not even condoning Peadophilia, just sayomg that rug-munching is worse.
Given the choice, I would rather be a peado than be gay... That's not to say that I like little girls, just that it's preferable to taking a cock up my arse.
On a similar note, my friend has a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my Whisky... Aged 5 years and with coke." Fucking hilarious.
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Further proof that Americans should keep out of fashion.
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American? ahahahahahah!!
yeah, good one.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:00:29 EST (#)
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It doesn't take balls to whore yourself to childish shock value. It takes childishness. You're giving this girl way too much credit.
And what does her class have to do with it? Ass-hats come from all backgrounds.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-05 23:31:04 EST (#)
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I ordered a shirt online that has a picture of Sundown from Top Gun and says "we coulda had him man". It has not arrived yet. I also want to order a shirt from the onion that says "I wish somebody would do something about how fat i am"
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-05 23:23:35 EST (#)
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yeah, now having heard the reference, it makes a lot more sense, and seems much more tame.
i felt the line was funny, but without that reference, a bit harsh to actually wear.
t-shirt hell is the place that makes 'offensive' t-shirts. their newsletter guy is a really fucking funny guy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-05 23:05:39 EST (#)
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I would rather be a lesbian than a straight guy, sometimes.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:40:52 EST (#)
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There's a company, I can't remember what the name is, but they make t-shirts meant to offend. I remember one saying "Bikers are fags" and somewhat provocative statements such as that.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:40:07 EST (#)
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It's from Summer heights high. It's said by an ignorant, shallow cunt... I think that as a T-shirt is kind of funny.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:34:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:02:21 EST (#)
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I honestly can't see what's wrong with it. It's not even condoning Peadophilia, just sayomg that rug-munching is worse.
Given the choice, I would rather be a peado than be gay... That's not to say that I like little girls, just that it's preferable to taking a cock up my arse.
On a similar note, my friend has a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my Whisky... Aged 5 years and with coke." Fucking hilarious.
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Further proof that Americans should keep out of fashion.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and yes, I already know that typing after 1.00am is not my strong point
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:02:21 EST (#)
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I honestly can't see what's wrong with it. It's not even condoning Peadophilia, just sayomg that rug-munching is worse.
Given the choice, I would rather be a peado than be gay... That's not to say that I like little girls, just that it's preferable to taking a cock up my arse.
On a similar note, my friend has a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my Whisky... Aged 5 years and with coke." Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:41:47 EST (#)
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An acquaintance of mine found a dead body in the woods. The victim had been killed in Illinois and driven 1500 miles to Arizona for disposal. Huh. I think I'm bored.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:38:46 EST (#)
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My old professor found a dildo in the desert and hafted it to his walking stick.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:28:44 EST (#)
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One of my mates has a t-shirt with a bearded figure in robes diving in front of a football net.
The caption reads "Jesus Saves"
Best one I have has the WOPR war-room screens on from WarGames with the caption "The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play". Poignant.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:24:36 EST (#)
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There was a lot of bad noise around here about a store selling a t-shirt with a picture of Santa giving the finger that said Santa Hates You. It was all rather silly, but people were all upset about THE CHILDREN. Pleas. No doubt they sold out after it was on the news. Hey any publicity as they say...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:20:59 EST (#)
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I found a shirt in the woods that read, "World Champion Mustache Rider."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:13:49 EST (#)
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My dad has a t-shirt with a picture of Adolf Hitler giving the Nazi salute on the front. On the back there's some quote about how Hitler believed in staunch gun control. Apparently the shirt is intended to make an anti-gun-control statement, but I and the rest of the family have forbidden him to wear it anywhere, even in the house.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:06:00 EST (#)
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But since we're on the subject, the twins on Sweet Valley High kinda made me wish I were both a pedophile and a lesbian.
sigh
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 18:54:42 EST (#)
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It appears to be a line from this Australian TV show: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_Heights_High
I have scary internet skills.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-05 18:50:38 EST (#)
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i had a t-shirt with osama bid laden on the front that i wasn't game to wear anywere in public after the bali bombing
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-05 18:45:50 EST (#)
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I'm guessing it's ignorance, it would be the type of thing a teenage bimbo would think was funny.