All bosses are hippocrites (682 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.7 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fallout (View user info) at 2008-01-28 22:38:11 EST
It's not fair.
They shouldn't be able to do it, if you ask me.
If I wanted to do it, they would tell me that solicitation wasn't allowed at work, yet they always do it. We have been told that there will not be any type of unsanctioned selling of any type in our place of business.
The store I manage is the office of the District Managers on Mondays, so every Monday I have upwards of 4 of them douches at my store. Also, at least once a month the Regional Manager comes to town, and since the DMs are there he comes and hangs out there for the day. When they are there all they do is scrutinize the way my store looks, how my employees act or dress, get mad over some little dust on a base deck, or make me receive all their calls like I am their secretary. I AM ONE STEP BELOW YOU, DAMNIT! I am not your secretary, get a freaking dedicated line to your office so people can call you direct!
Each of these DMs have children, and it seems like every time one DM finishes selling candy/cookies/frozen pizza/cookie dough/whatever crap is for sale for whatever function, another has a child just starting one of these sales. It wouldn't be that bad, but it is a never ending thing.
I technically got pushed into buying some Girl Scout Cookies today. My actual DM asked If I liked Girl Scout Cookies, and did it in front of the other 3 DMs. I had to pull the old "Only if they are chocked-full of real Girl Scouts, not the imitation ones", to which I got a chuckle from one DM(the only cool one), and annoyed glares from the rest.
My DM stared at me and said, yet again," I know you would like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies... EVERYONE likes Girl Scout Cookies... You know who likes cookies? Bob(RM). He will be in town later. I bet he would LOVE to buy some girl scout cookies. He would like to see the store, and we could talk about cookies..."
So I relented and bought 2 boxes. I am going have my neighbor's kids hit them up, though, or have them get their cars...
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my God...the HUMANITY!
I hope you can pull yourself together and get ready to work the fryer tomorrow, as scheduled.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This gave me gas.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you like being a radioshack manager, eh?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Be a man next time. Girl scout cookies suck.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My God what a tragic tale, I weep for your plight
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-29 11:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was expecting something awesome about 'Hippos' and 'Critters' and some kind of unholy union.
I have been disappointed.
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You as well?!?!
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That makes three
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-01-29 11:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are they hungry hungry hippocrites?
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Ha!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are they hungry hungry hippocrites?
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was expecting something awesome about 'Hippos' and 'Critters' and some kind of unholy union.
I have been disappointed.
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You as well?!?!
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I understand where you're coming from. Meh.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I would like fries with that, thanks for asking.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i suggest you just go ahead and buy yourself a strapon dildo, it's obviously the only way you're ever going to get fucked by a girl
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
look, everyone knows the cookies are good, but if you dont want them and you cant stand up to your boss when he strong arms you into buying them....you are a PUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYY!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell? Cookies rock.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking pussy. wah wah wah. here's an idea - don't buy the damn cookies. go on. i dare ya. pussy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
C'mon,folks. . .
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perbdast
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
urp
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dipshitassholes
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a joke?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of fucking world do we live in when a man is forced to eat the most delicious boxed cookies ever while supporting a children's organization?!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha your life sucks.
dont forget to push the button for a food pellet.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not a damn thing in this world be fair
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops, forget the -2.
Don't worry I'll get it.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Reading this gave me the feeling of sticking a pen into my eye and out through the back of my head. Stop being a pussy and say "NO FUCKING COOKIES FOR ME!" If they fire you for that, then you the fuck wanted to work there anyway. Now you have set the precedent that if they lean on you a bit, you will cave and buy crap you don't want.
Bad form.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ you fucking fuckwit fuck why the fuck would we be interested in your retail hell anecdote you fucking fuckwit fuck?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was expecting something awesome about 'Hippos' and 'Critters' and some kind of unholy union.
I have been disappointed.