Are YOU Ready? (1782 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-01-31 14:51:35 EST
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-02-04 22:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Craig! Take that cell phone and stick it up your ass!"
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-02-04 03:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EAT SHIT
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking Cheaters. They should put an " * " by their season.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GO BEARS WHOOO!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:06:22 EST (#)
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I'm not the least bit interested in this year's superbowl. Being an Eagles fan, I can't possibly back the Giants, and the Patriots have become the new Dallas Cowboys. That, and they cheat.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
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1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
though i know tom brady is maize and blue, through and through, i must nonetheless root for my giants here.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Patriots vs Giants?!?!?
My sources told me it was going to be the Bulls vs Clippers!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-01 03:36:10 EST (#)
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Did you type all those out or just copy and paste???
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:39:57 EST (#)
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BrrRRAA DA DA DA!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
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DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUNNN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!
DUNNNNNNNNNNN!
Korn fans only.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:59:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what can i say?
for some reason,
i just don't like you
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what can I say?
for some reason,
I just don't give a shit that you don't like me.
Still you seem to show up on every post of mine. Usually people just ignore those they don;t like.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-01-31 23:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
football sucks donkey balls. i hope both teams lose.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-31 21:31:11 EST (#)
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i want the new york patriots to win
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Patriots* rule!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GO GIANTS!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what can i say?
for some reason,
i just don't like you
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn Straight - go Pats. Apparently my new employer is looking forward to it too...He called to say don't come in the office until 10, saweet.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:36:59 EST (#)
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Its a win/win situation for the giants
if they win, they'll go down in history for beating a 18-0 patriots
if they lose, no one will be suprised as everyone predicted the pats winning.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:15:03 EST (#)
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Only one way to find out, Mr. Penguin.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:14:47 EST (#)
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yes
Submitted by cyberpenguin (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:07:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by cyberpenguin (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:29:43 PST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's great, but I don't really follow basketball.
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Harhar!
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Yeah I'm pretty funny, but looks aren't everything ;)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cyberpenguin (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:29:43 PST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's great, but I don't really follow basketball.
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Harhar!
Submitted by cyberpenguin (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's great, but I don't really follow basketball.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Superbowl is SUNDAY? holy shit I never would have known! Go Mets!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are the packers till in it? Go Green Machine!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a hit machine- but your ratings have taken a Shlongyesque dive the last several months.
PS. Show me your hole...again.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for clarifying, ho.
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking Cheaters. They should put an " * " by their season.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:13:15 PST (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TL - proving even the illiterate can make the MVA!
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I may be illiterate but being on MVA really has nothing to do with me. You retards clicking my post is why i'm on MVA.
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That's what she was saying, chief.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:13:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:25:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:24:35 EST (#)
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Is wompom your brother, sico?
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That was below the belt.
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ha.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:13:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TL - proving even the illiterate can make the MVA!
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I may be illiterate but being on MVA really has nothing to do with me. You retards clicking my post is why i'm on MVA.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:10:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:07:02 EST (#)
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GOD DAMNIT, YOU GUYS...SHE HAS A FUCKING HOUSE AND SHE'S MARRIED! SHE'S ADOPTED A DOG TO BRING HOME TO HER HUSBAND (WHOM SHE MARRIED) AND THE HOUSE (HER MARRIED HUSBAND AND HER BOUGHT A HOUSE). SHE'S GOT A DOG AT HER HOUSE THAT SHE BOUGHT WITH HER HUSBAND THAT SHE MARRIED AND SHE HAS SUPERBOWL TICKETS!
FUCKING REALIZE!
RESPECK!
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You're too funny.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:06:21 EST (#)
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GO MOTHAFUCKIN JINTS!!!!
PLEASE GOD ALMIGHTY END THIS PATRIOTIC TYRANNY
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:44:31 EST (#)
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Thankfully no
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:41:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:06:05 EST (#)
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sicosemen made laugh
*dies
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:28:56 PST (#)
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I personally don't see the unibrow. Whatever eyebrow's he does have, they are sure of a hell of a lot better than that OCD pencil line BE is working with. Wompom is not pretty enough to be my brother. He does have the http://www.ubersite.com/u/zimm0r look down packed though.
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For a homosexual, you really don't know makeup very well. Or fashion for that matter. See your last post.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:31:00 EST (#)
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I miss my starsky hair... I shaved my head in November and now my hair looks all "normal".
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:21:58 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wompom, how dare you call my bitch a bitch!
Haven't you got some musicals to write, Andrew? Or how about some cards to count, Rainman?
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I wasn't gonna go that far, but since Mama brought it up:
Doctor: Raymond, do you know what autistic is?
Raymond: Yeah.
Doctor: You know that word?
Raymond: Yeah.
Doctor: Are you autistic?
Raymond: I don't think so. No. Definitely not.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:29:26 EST (#)
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*eyebrows
fuck it
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:28:56 EST (#)
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I personally don't see the unibrow. Whatever eyebrow's he does have, they are sure of a hell of a lot better than that OCD pencil line BE is working with. Wompom is not pretty enough to be my brother. He does have the http://www.ubersite.com/u/zimm0r look down packed though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would be proud to be related to sico. That way, he would want sexual relations with me too. :)
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckthegiants
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Gay.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting for the Snotty Snatch Experima to jump in. . . :)
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is wompom your brother, sico?
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That was below the belt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is wompom your brother, sico?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:24:31 EST (#)
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why aren't The Browns in the stupid fucking superbowl?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:24:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wompom, how dare you call my bitch a bitch!
Haven't you got some musicals to write, Andrew? Or how about some cards to count, Rainman?
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She's not my bitch, she's just a dumb bitch.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty sure you're retarded, unibrow.
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Is that the best you can do? If you wanna be a cunt, you're gonna need better material. Right now you're no more than "dumb bitch".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops...meant a 0.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whorephelia, you stick out of this unless you want me to lombardy slap you into a coma.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:21:58 EST (#)
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Wompom, how dare you call my bitch a bitch!
Haven't you got some musicals to write, Andrew? Or how about some cards to count, Rainman?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty sure you're retarded, unibrow.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:16:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:09:39 PST (#)
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Every time I see that guy's username I get nauseous. I think it has a lot to do with this post. I just can't seem to shake it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113848
Or maybe this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112522
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Awwwe, bitch gotta weak stomach.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm always sad after the Super Bowl because it means no more football for a long time. Then I remember that I don't give a shit about pro football, and I feel better.
I'm going to drink some beer though, for sure.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:09:39 PST (#)
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Every time I see that guy's username I get nauseous. I think it has a lot to do with this post. I just can't seem to shake it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113848
Or maybe this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112522
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TL - proving even the illiterate can make the MVA!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:09:03 PST (#)
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You forgot the leg (or lack of) and the step kids and crazy ex, sico.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am ready. Superbowl Sunday is the lowest attendance day of the year at Disney World, so MLWaI are going to check out Animal Kingdom with all the Japanese tourists.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooooo!!!! Superbowl!!!!
P.S
What's the superbowl?
Is it a giant china bowl that can hold lots of chilli?
'Cause that'd be sweet. The bowls we have in blighty can only hold so much, and I have to keep re-filling.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you intentionally use pictures of the least attractive cheerleaders you could find? I mean, sure they're pretty, but I see loads of hotter girls than them in one grocery run.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot the leg (or lack of) and the step kids and crazy ex, sico.
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:08:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:07:02 EST (#)
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GOD DAMNIT, YOU GUYS...SHE HAS A FUCKING HOUSE AND SHE'S MARRIED! SHE'S ADOPTED A DOG TO BRING HOME TO HER HUSBAND (WHOM SHE MARRIED) AND THE HOUSE (HER MARRIED HUSBAND AND HER BOUGHT A HOUSE). SHE'S GOT A DOG AT HER HOUSE THAT SHE BOUGHT WITH HER HUSBAND THAT SHE MARRIED AND SHE HAS SUPERBOWL TICKETS!
FUCKING REALIZE!
RESPECK!
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You dress like a douchebag but this is fucking spot on.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:08:12 EST (#)
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I realize that I probably over did it, but I didn't see muddy's comment when I was making that one.
Also... AFC +13
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TIGERLILLY HAS TICKETS TO THE SUPERBOWL IN CASE ANYONE DIDN'T GET THAT THIS YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE OR THE YEAR BEFORE THAT! SHE ALSO HAS A HOUSE AND HUSBAND. SHE GOT MARRIED. SHE HAD A RECEPTION AFTER THE WEDDING (SHE GOT MARRIED).
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No way! What else should I know about her?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:07:04 EST (#)
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im realy rather indiffrent
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:07:02 EST (#)
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GOD DAMNIT, YOU GUYS...SHE HAS A FUCKING HOUSE AND SHE'S MARRIED! SHE'S ADOPTED A DOG TO BRING HOME TO HER HUSBAND (WHOM SHE MARRIED) AND THE HOUSE (HER MARRIED HUSBAND AND HER BOUGHT A HOUSE). SHE'S GOT A DOG AT HER HOUSE THAT SHE BOUGHT WITH HER HUSBAND THAT SHE MARRIED AND SHE HAS SUPERBOWL TICKETS!
FUCKING REALIZE!
RESPECK!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sicosemen made laugh
*dies
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TIGERLILLY HAS TICKETS TO THE SUPERBOWL IN CASE ANYONE DIDN'T GET THAT THIS YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE OR THE YEAR BEFORE THAT! SHE ALSO HAS A HOUSE AND HUSBAND. SHE GOT MARRIED. SHE HAD A RECEPTION AFTER THE WEDDING (SHE GOT MARRIED).
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:56:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's still 3 fucking days away. This post is like premature ejaculation.
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You must know what that's like.
AND, I'm leaving to go to the game tomorrow. My parents have seasons tickets so blow yourself. It should be quick.
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:54:30 EST (#)
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It's still 3 fucking days away. This post is like premature ejaculation.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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