where's ghola? (786 hits)
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Submitted by fallout (View user info) at 2008-02-01 00:45:14 EST
Seriously. Like where is ghola, and while I am at it, where is Kaos King? I like to read their work, and now never see them on any more. I think I saw a time when even schlongy gave them both a non-negative review. I might be wrong, though.
At least there is still Jack McCallum around, although sometimes his work is sorta long.
COME BACK, OH GOOD STORYTELLERS! I NEED ENTERTAINMENT!
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:35:54 EST (#)
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Where is comicbookguy? Did he die? He is one of few men I have ever loved.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:22:25 EST (#)
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Who knows? Getting railed in a Thai opium den probably
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:02:35 EST (#)
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out of 400 posts
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 13:02:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:30:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:15:39 EST (#)
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ubersite isnt and wast ever about literature.
its about social networking and circle jerking
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And if anyone has any doubts about that...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/rad1101
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fuck you I wrote 15 good stories
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:37:11 EST (#)
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http://www.uncov.com/assets/2007/6/29/fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:16:25 EST (#)
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Fuck kaos.
Nothing personal but fuck off.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:04:17 EST (#)
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Kaos nailed the whole thing. No one wants to post good writing here just to have it slaughtered by a bunch of brainless dolts. I really don't need to name the assholes, Do I?
iwillifnecessary.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:37:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:55:12 EST (#)
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Ghola rarely posts on here anymore because she's saving and revising most of her work for grad school. She's been published in about a dozen small lit magazines now.
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I'm glad to hear this; she is interesting.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:22:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:20:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by fallout (View user info) at 2008-02-01 00:45:14 EST
At least there is still Jack McCallum around, although sometimes his work is sorta long.
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What utter BULLSHIT. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53153
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Didnt say it was bad, just looooong, and you proved my point.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:34:38 EST (#)
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Those numbers have much less to do with social networking than you think, Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:30:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:15:39 EST (#)
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ubersite isnt and wast ever about literature.
its about social networking and circle jerking
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And if anyone has any doubts about that...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/rad1101
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:29:04 EST (#)
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"Where are my trousers?" a bewildered Drogo asked himself out loud.
Leaving his teddy bear-themed bedroom, he skipped down the hall to mummy's room where she was entertaining guests again. Drogo had been told not to bother mummy when her friends were over, but Drogo's lil' man was getting cold without his big boy pants. Walking boldly into mummy's room, he saw Hadley, Muddy and D_R all plunging away at a slick oriface. Their thrusting violations unabated, Hadley happen to glance over.
"Hey, we already paid for the hour, buddy!" he yelled. "What kind of whorehouse is Lisa running here?"
"MUMMY!!!" screeched poor, lil' Drogo...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:23:03 EST (#)
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Experiment failed?
"Ubersite will revolutionize the way you view information. The content of Ubersite is created by anyone who wishes to create content for Ubersite. Every user who reads content can rate the content as to its usefulness. Cut and dry, that is it."
Sounds like a flaming success to me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:20:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by fallout (View user info) at 2008-02-01 00:45:14 EST
At least there is still Jack McCallum around, although sometimes his work is sorta long.
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What utter BULLSHIT. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53153
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:06:10 EST (#)
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I'm going to try writing something at some point, maybe.
Will I have to get dressed to do that?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:03:48 EST (#)
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See? What bullshit.
This site is populated almost entirely by Trolls anymore. Sad.
And NO Rad, it was only YOU that used this site to finally make friends... oh, I'm sorry - for "social networking." There used to be a whole bunch of us who actually attempted to write seriously. As I recall, Bart actually CHANGED some programming to allow that little thing called UberMadness to take place. Not that the last one had any success - too many of you were too busy screaming about the sudden lack of cartoon penises on the front page and attacked that whole contest.
Bart's "experiment" has failed and no one wants to say (or do) anything about it...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:53:15 EST (#)
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I'm ready with -2s.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:41:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:37:08 CST (#)
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But They were on like less than 3 months ago. Older members have started to slowly filter back, and their stuff isnt that bad, but I wanna see some flash fiction again from ghola and weird horror from Kaos...
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You're not the only one. But I do agree with Kao' sentiment...it isn't worth the effort here, anymore, when it will knowingly get shit on. 'Tis why I haven't made many serious writing attempts in the past six months or so. Well, that and work has been a bitch.
Hmm. Perhaps you've inspired me to try again.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:38:08 EST (#)
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read all these:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Fungah
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:38:00 EST (#)
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I'm 99% certain that Mike Brown will make another stellar first round pick a la David Klingler this year.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:33:38 EST (#)
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omg hadley you'll get first pick.....and the browns still didn't make the sup...er...b-b..owl....
STOP MAKING ME CROSS FOUR EYES
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:22:40 EST (#)
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You saw it. Winning at the end to finish at 7-9. How can I not be blase?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:11:37 EST (#)
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yes well stop making with the whole blase thing.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:50:44 EST (#)
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I know, Ranger.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:46:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:55:12 EST (#)
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Sorry, I'm not posting any more serious fiction attempts on this site - there's really no point.
A few people may wish to read them, but a vast majority simply shit on it because it's the "cool" thing to do. (see: Muddy)
Ghola rarely posts on here anymore because she's saving and revising most of her work for grad school. She's been published in about a dozen small lit magazines now.
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you keep coming and going and yet your song remains the same.
i'm glad to see it doesn't bother you, you sound so stable now....getting off the meds soon?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:43:04 EST (#)
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die, worm.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:40:33 EST (#)
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good storytelling?
right here buddy.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114215
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:18:28 EST (#)
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i was being serious hadley
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:24:52 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114710#2641072 is the Danger_Ranger we all knew and loved.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:12:13 EST (#)
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She's under my desk. And she requests that you never speak her name again.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:00:44 EST (#)
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Who cares
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:37:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:34:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:03:22 EST (#)
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Who gives a fuck, whiny sap!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 06:24:34 EST (#)
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it's not funny bertram - i'm serious.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 06:10:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 05:52:11 EST (#)
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little known fact: kaos's name is brian. jesus 'brian'. Imagine him sitting around the christmas turkey, nodding when offered stuffing and peas, but casting scowls at his parents. All wtf why brian? Am I fucking adopted?? Sure I'll have gravy...but I see the elaborately wrapped presents everybody else got, and my gift-bagged hair conditioner.
He'd be humming peace train and fidgeting with his kooky bon-bon paper hat, while half a world away, apollo would be humming moonshadow while trying to operate his new soccer ball, turning it around and around looking for the usb port.
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HA HA HA
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 05:52:11 EST (#)
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little known fact: kaos's name is brian. jesus 'brian'. Imagine him sitting around the christmas turkey, nodding when offered stuffing and peas, but casting scowls at his parents. All wtf why brian? Am I fucking adopted?? Sure I'll have gravy...but I see the elaborately wrapped presents everybody else got, and my gift-bagged hair conditioner.
He'd be humming peace train and fidgeting with his kooky bon-bon paper hat, while half a world away, apollo would be humming moonshadow while trying to operate his new soccer ball, turning it around and around looking for the usb port.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 05:13:27 EST (#)
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You shouldn't feed Kaos' ego. He was abused as a child so if you give him too many boosts he'll turn into a rapist.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:31:10 EST (#)
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there is still people here who like the lit. I dont post because I am horrid, I am more an idea guy. But this site NEEDS peole like you, Kaos, because of yer skills. You are a good writer, write, dammit!
I could understand if you werent posting because you wanted to save yer stuff you wanted to publish, but to not do it because you dont want to see some jealous douchebag give a bad review kinda blows... McCallum still does stuff here even with the good and bad reviews.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:15:39 EST (#)
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ubersite isnt and wast ever about literature.
its about social networking and circle jerking
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:14:46 EST (#)
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oh shut the fuck up "Brian Antius Steele the Third Pomous Literary Ass the IV"
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:55:12 EST (#)
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Sorry, I'm not posting any more serious fiction attempts on this site - there's really no point.
A few people may wish to read them, but a vast majority simply shit on it because it's the "cool" thing to do. (see: Muddy)
Ghola rarely posts on here anymore because she's saving and revising most of her work for grad school. She's been published in about a dozen small lit magazines now.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:37:08 EST (#)
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But They were on like less than 3 months ago. Older members have started to slowly filter back, and their stuff isnt that bad, but I wanna see some flash fiction again from ghola and weird horror from Kaos...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:04:43 EST (#)
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About half of her is in my stomach, the other half is in my freezer.
That's good eatin.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:54:30 EST (#)
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Sad really.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:49:19 EST (#)
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anyone half good left uber a long time ago