Ubertines 08 Signup: Let Love In (1752 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-05 15:47:26 EST
So it's that time of year when we gyp black history and give it the month with the shortest number of days. It's also that time of year for red and pink M&Ms, Destro valentines, Skittles in heart-shaped plastic boxes fashioned by some poor kid in China, jewelry, steaks, bjs, blank underwear, overpriced roses, overpriced orchids, overpriced lillies, and the like.
I am, of course talking about President's Day.
Did you know that President Taft came up with the idea for Valentine's Day? True story. It was after he got stuck in his bathtub for the seventeenth time, fat as he was, and prayed to the Lord to deliver him from his condition. One would think that soap and water would have helped remove him from his confines, but Taft was no ordinary fatty. Taft was BLADDOW fat*. Anyway, his wife happened upon him, and found herself party to a tub of lard that her maid had failed to remove from the presidential bedchamber. She slathered him up and - POP - out he came, none the worse for the wear save some light blistering and a bit of a nosebleed. In an interview, Taft later said that while his wife was bent over and greasing him up the St. Valentine medal she wore "dropped out from between her bosoms and flashed before my eyes." To honor his wife, and his triumph over fatness, he declared that Valentine's Day become an official holiday. This had nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with the fatcats in the chocolate industry promising him 8% of their annual production if he found a way to convince stupid Americans (read: most Americans) to throw away their money on assorted candies and chocolate goods. Steak and a BJ Day was later invented by Burt Reynolds during a life-or-death game of canasta.
*BLADDOW fat is defined by Webster's dictionary as "the condition in which an individual's weight is so great and terrible that the only way for someone else to describe it is to position their arms far apart as if holding a large, invisible fish and shout 'BLADDOW!' This practice finds its roots in pre-conquest Aztec communities and was later embraced and perfected by the British Royal Navy.
Anyway, it's an annual tradition of sorts at this point so for those of you that don't know or have never participated here's the deal: People sign up, show interest, get put into pairs, write stories, get rated, and we whittle down the competitors until only one remains. This is a themed to-do so stories are to do with romance, love, Valentine's Day, Cupid, etc. Do try and remember this when writing your posts.
I have no preliminary schedule to offer since I don't know who's interested. So sign up below if you'd like. Throw out titles if you want to, even though both you and I know 90% of them won't ever be used. It's good to ask for them, anyway, as it drums up the hits. And it's all about the hits.
Maybe we'll have a good time. Maybe it'll blow. That's up to you. You are what you eat, after all, which means that some of us are dicks and pussies. Some of us are 5 alarm chili, eggs, tofu or Fanta Strawberry. And some of us are even our own discharge.
Here's a link to last year's entries: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/ubertines07
I highly recommend looking it over so that you realize this affair has produced some pretty good stories, and not just tired bullshit like the paragraphs you've been reading above.
Do NOT betray Shiva. Sign up today.
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-11 14:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114915
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-11 13:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe O decided to face reality. This will be no more than a rampant -2fest, so why fucking bother?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I can also cook = perfect.
There is a post with boobies, GO!! :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dumb w/pointy nipples=beautiful.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL nipples are pointy. Unless they are inverted and that is just wrong.
Haha I spelt Otrons name wrong. I am so dumb.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have pointy teeth? I don't have any teeth! Just brown rotten stumps, I am British remember.
I don't mind who I am paired with, I know I am out first round anyway. No one will even read my entry. :(
Orgasnatron, can't you have a 'special' section for the retards and alters? We could be like the kiddies table at a family dinner. Not that you will read this comment, as we all well know, a nOObs account is invisible to those on the MVA. :)
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I imagined little nipple dots in the Os in n00bs. . . Sorry, I meant pointy nipples, not teeth. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have pointy teeth? I don't have any teeth! Just brown rotten stumps, I am British remember.
I don't mind who I am paired with, I know I am out first round anyway. No one will even read my entry. :(
Orgasnatron, can't you have a 'special' section for the retards and alters? We could be like the kiddies table at a family dinner. Not that you will read this comment, as we all well know, a nOObs account is invisible to those on the MVA. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'll go exactly like this:
*steak logs on.
What are all those Ubertines posts doing on here?
I'll reads the posts
They've all got Perfect 2 ratings, despite the poor quality.
suddenly remembers that I'm supposed to do one.
Shit, I'm drawing a blank...
Posts one of Uber's cat fanatics head onto the cat-boob picture, inside goatse man's anal cavity, in attempt to ride the +2 train, but will sadly see that I have indeed missed said train.
* end.
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You just STOLE my idea, butthead!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'll go exactly like this:
*steak logs on.
What are all those Ubertines posts doing on here?
I'll reads the posts
They've all got Perfect 2 ratings, despite the poor quality.
suddenly remembers that I'm supposed to do one.
Shit, I'm drawing a blank...
Posts one of Uber's cat fanatics head onto the cat-boob picture, inside goatse man's anal cavity, in attempt to ride the +2 train, but will sadly see that I have indeed missed said train.
* end.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well sure.
i'm really good at the internets.
who knows what delightful tale i'll spin? nobody that's who. but you can bet your ass it'll be awesome. i'm uber a-list, everything i do here is awesome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd really like to be paired against uniter.
make that happen.
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Really think you can outdo a picture of O's four testicles being ravaged by Orphelia's pointy teeth?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd really like to be paired against uniter.
make that happen.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, I really want to see some writing from The Uniter and Sicosemen.
Sico, I won't even ding you for grammar or sentence structure if you take this thing seriously. Not that you care. . .
Uniter, you've given great advice and tons of shit to everyone. Show us what's up.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
O
HurtByTheSun
Fungah
Bubba2341
CaptainThorns
Brdn_Nkd
ilikesteak
corn_nugget
monkeyswithguns
sir_cowman
polyamorousaj
darko
Ballare
sicosemen
orphelia
Sacrilicious
EkO
TheUniter
scourge
wardy
Round 1 pairs and all that will be available on Monday.
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Cool. I wanna see Orphelia's pears. . .
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
O
HurtByTheSun
Fungah
Bubba2341
CaptainThorns
Brdn_Nkd
ilikesteak
corn_nugget
monkeyswithguns
sir_cowman
polyamorousaj
darko
Ballare
sicosemen
orphelia
Sacrilicious
EkO
TheUniter
scourge
wardy
Round 1 pairs and all that will be available on Monday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wardy,
Don't take the lack of a reply as a bad thing, my good man. It just means I haven't gotten around to it yet. When I want to speak with you I will look at you. Until then...blow. I need your internet threats like I need a fifth testicle.
Oh and please keep "the rain" in your x-small underwear. It's Friday afternoon and I need a laugh and all, but I find that my communist sensibilities are offended by someone not in possession of a hammer nor a sickle.
Love,
O
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, orgaymo! what the fuck man? you gonna let me be in your little commie shindig or do i have to bring the rain (and by rain, i mean feds) down on your dilly?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-08 02:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-07 16:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-07 20:51:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
can i still sign up?
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I hope so. this guy is funny.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can i still sign up?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Front page.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK EVERYBODY IT'S SOME LADY DIRECTING YOU TO LOOK AT ME! AND ALL IN BIG LETTERS, TOO!
when's round one, poet?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-07 12:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK EVERYBODY, IT'S SCOURGE.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-07 12:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caffwnopwhtmftothiettw
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caffwnopwhtmftothiettw
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-06 18:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glad you posted this. i haven't gotten to forfeit from a contest in some time.
I'M IN!
i won 11 of the 12 primary races i was involved in yesterday. my main contest i was destined to lose, according to all the pundits and political powers that be. took 52% of a three way race.
when you get this good at what you do, it's time to change careers.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-02-06 16:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could say I'm in, but I'm just not sure I'll have the time. I'll try to read when I can.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 15:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't sold drugs for years.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sign me up
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You do realize that you can't post pictures from Belfast or from the inside of some Mediterranean drug lord's house, right? There will be original writing involved.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA touche.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like there's anything straighter than steak and blowjob day.
*************
Are you joking?1 Gayest day of the year! What sexual preference is known for it's culinary skills AND oral sex skills?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sign me up
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid failure to +1 myself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I play or is it too late?
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Not too late.
People can sign up through today and tomorrow.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I play or is it too late?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like there's anything straighter than steak and blowjob day.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-06 12:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't it enough we let you guys have your damn parades?!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, I'd let love in.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ubertines reminds me of this
http://dailystash.net/play.php?id=25
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where am I? I won't play if you don't want me to.
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Right...you were contingent upon simple sicosemen playing.
Sure, you're in.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IS THIS CONTEST OVER WITH YET? It's boring me to tears.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where am I? I won't play if you don't want me to.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
O
HurtByTheSun
Fungah
Bubba2341
CaptainThorns
Brdn_Nkd
ilikesteak
corn_nugget
monkeyswithguns
sir_cowman
polyamorousaj
darko
Ballare
sicosemen
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was quite giddy with the excitement of giving you my email address too :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beats me, Le Mans. I didn't come up with the name. At least I think I didn't.
I've been having a hard time with memory lately. For inconsequential things from a few years back. Did I know _____ from a class I took or through a friend, or was _____ from a movie I remember seeing once? Did I name Ubertines or did Brdn? Or was it someone else entirely? My mind, as the store clerk from Bad Boys would say, is become a "motherbitches."
Speaking of stupid memories that aren't worth remembering, does anyone know of a movie that involves the term "Catalina-trip-Cancun" or some derivative of that? I keep thinking it's from Crocodile Dundee or Romancing the Stone or some bullshit, but can't for the life of me peg it. I may not even have the right words. They might not even be from a movie.
Memory. What an unreliable narrator.
I'm not sure who came up with the "provide your email below" idea, but no, it's not important if you do so. I'll be sure to use all of the addresses posted to sign you fine people up for Gheymenz Weekly and contests to win tickets to 2G1C: The Musical.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i just realized that ubertines is a 'wordplay' with valentines.
wow...for a second i thought i was slow but it's just a crappy wordplay.
why not valentsite? or even ValentinUBsER DaSIyTE?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want in for real, too. Do we have to put our email on here? A couple of guys below have.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For real...I'll play.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 22:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He obviously copied me, a far more intelligent person than you, paedo.
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
paedo below
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Constant repetition and plagiarism does not make one (or two) intelligent.
Get a new schtick, morons. Write to Shlongy. He can give you pointers.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-05 22:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like the guy on John Stewart said: "White people have to pretend to care about black people, black people have to pretend to care about history: it's a lose-lose."
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-02-05 22:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let me in and make me write things
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-05 21:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Gratuitous Use of Song Title
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what be the rules?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He obviously copied me, a far more intelligent person than you, paedo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
paedo below
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Yeah, Willie, add the extra vowel and pretend you are a classy dipshit from a furin kuntry.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
paedo below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 20:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sign me up....i think.
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Sico, are you really considering writing a real story/poem, or are you gonna pull a Shlongy on us?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pull out your thesaurus people!!!
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Thesaurus people? Are those like Dictionary people, or Encyclopedia people?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pull out your thesaurus people!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sign me up....i think.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 19:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Paedo below!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, thought i was signed in as jonnyx.
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Now sign in as Method and complete the circle. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you cowman. its hard typing with eight fingers in your mother\'s twat.
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You sure can't type with your nose, either, as it's always up someone's ass. . .
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, thought i was signed in as jonnyx.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 14:55:53 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
All over my posts anyway:
ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com
OOOH A CLUE!!!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And my email is shanek07.at.gmail.com
at least for Uber purposes.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More titles from my new Summer Romance series of novels:
"Unconscious Lovin"
"Baby-Daddy Romance"
"Puritan Love Triangle"
"Your memory will always be in my anus"
"Puppy Love"
"Animal Passion"
"Love's Timeshare"
"You said Yes with your Tears"
"Bleeding Hearts.....and Noses"
"Bleeding Hearts.....and Vaginas"
"Bleeding Hearts.....and Weeping Penii"
"I Watch You at Night"
"Restraining Order, Reschmaming Schmorder"
"Your DNA proves your Love"
"Heart and Soul for Rent (For a $20 rock)"
"Love's Just a Phone Call Away"
"Discount Romance"
"Dollar Store Passion"
More to follow with my Winter Regret series.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i would like to not play, and i most likely wont read any entries, but i wrote a limerick today.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
penis
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 18:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you cowman. its hard typing with eight fingers in your mother\'s twat.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I gaurantee I won't take this seriously. If that's ok with you then sign me up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ignoring me below
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up even though I have no idea what this is and didn't read the post.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but don\'t you motherfuckers have another contest for st pats?
and then there\'s hitler\'s birthday, and cinco de mayo, and before you know it you\'re all backed up.
unless what you\'re really saying is uber needs an enema.
then i\'m with you, pal.
that reminds me. go rate bubba\'s post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/114760
he thinks he embarrasses you, for some strange reason.
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How did you manage to hit "\" every time you typed "'"?
Are you really that incompetent?
Fuck. Reading that gave me a headache.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll be even lazier.
http://www.ritzcamera.com/product/541531497.htm
although the pink is slightly off in the web-pic. It's more of a ballet slipper pinkl slightly peachy
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, on the other hand, being unemployed, have shitloads of time in which to craft an unreadable bomb.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how ironic would it be to use my cell phone camera to take a picture of my new camera to post?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not participating in the writing of ubertines... but you can bet I'll be reading. (unless they're gory)
I'm in the middle of another change at work, so I can't commit for the whole time frame.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Son of a.....
I mean "hotness."
I'm out of here. Are you playing, Crystle?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm going to skip over the pink comment and just say "hootness."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH, you people are going to be happy!!
I finally bought a REAL camera! It's my valentines gift to myself - it's pink!
:-) <--------------------my first camwhore with it. Cute, huh?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but don\'t you motherfuckers have another contest for st pats?
and then there\'s hitler\'s birthday, and cinco de mayo, and before you know it you\'re all backed up.
unless what you\'re really saying is uber needs an enema.
then i\'m with you, pal.
that reminds me. go rate bubba\'s post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/114760
he thinks he embarrasses you, for some strange reason.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, EVERY day is Valentine's Day if you're in love. The 14th? Shit, that's just 7x2.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM SPARTACUS
don\'t you have a fucking calendar?
you need to work backwards from feb 14 so the love will be timely.
or is it like real life when uberboys blow their loads across their bellies hours after dropping off their dates?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I blame a conspiracy of horse87, NRA, HotWillie, CabaretGirl, CarolRichards and, of course, Bart.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-05 17:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ORGASMATRON CHEATED!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't remember...did I win this stupidass contest last year?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do note as well that while intelligent and well-hung, or well-clammed, individuals may choose to present their submissions in verse form, all are welcome and encouraged to write prose or drama as well.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love love.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Forfeiting is the new black. I'll probably drop out before the first round is over.
Read: I hope I don't drop out before the first round is over.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dry your emo tears, O. Just wanted to drop in and say hello. It's best for all involved if I just stay out. I had to drop out of the last competition because of outside commitments. Those commitments haven't changed. It's better I stay out then join and then forfeit.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've not written anything worthwhile in quite some time, as I'm not particularly self-motivated.
Sign me up then.
Here are some titties for use in this contest:
Too Much Love: The true story of Gangbang Susie
Herpes are Forever
Suicide by Cumshot
Mongoloids and the Midgets that Love them
Your Valentine's Gift runs on Diesel
Drowning in Vagina
I could keep going if you want.......
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please, continue.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did i not participate last year? weird
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fine, miss out on all the fun. See if I care.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be a no.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KALI-MAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Sorry, I don't speak boo-da-doo.
Is that yes or no?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've not written anything worthwhile in quite some time, as I'm not particularly self-motivated.
Sign me up then.
Here are some titties for use in this contest:
Too Much Love: The true story of Gangbang Susie
Herpes are Forever
Suicide by Cumshot
Mongoloids and the Midgets that Love them
Your Valentine's Gift runs on Diesel
Drowning in Vagina
I could keep going if you want.......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone (who can write good) wants to 'borrow' my account for this competition, please feel free to ask.
I enter if sico does hehe.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do it.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
KALI-MAAAAAAAAAAAH
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-05 16:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
show off yours is better. more inclusive though the links in my label will have all the entries within
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Brdn_Nkd/l/ubertines_
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here are the 2006 entries, I believe:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/ubertines
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh, mispoke it was started in '06... anal indeed
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All over my posts anyway:
ardhow2004.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i believe I started this last year, don't think we had it the year before.... that being said I'm in.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't missed a year of Ubertines yet...count me in, O Mighty Wangdoodle.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IT WAS A BATTERED SAUSAGE, NOT A PICKLE!
If this is an e-mail gig here's mine: andylreid.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in, poem writer.
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Bwahahahahahha!!!!! The End Times are upon us!!!!!!!!
Put my name on the list, O-man, and thanks for stepping up...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in.
If you require my email it's brun.at.yorku.ca
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're in, pickle smoocher.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-05 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in, poem writer.