why do these women consent to this humiliation (1471 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2008-03-11 20:54:47 EDT
Ok so your baby daddy has been busted hooking up with some high priced ho. That is just fantastic. I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure that none of those catty bitches you went to high school / college / rehab with are going to stand around reveling in your misery. Hey know what would be a great idea, why don't you agree to stand there by his side bravely facing the cameras while he grovels for some scraps of dignity in the face of the rabid mass of vicious bastards from the media while they fuel the hypocritical fantasies of a dark and deviant public.
Hey it could be worse, at least he hooked up with someone from the opposite sex instead of also coming out of the closet or pulling that lame ass "wide stance" bullshit.
Maybe you can get a $4M diamond like Kobe's wife.
I wouldn't worry about the fact that all across the country, people are speculating about what it was that old Eliot wanted to do that the young lady deemed "dangerous"?
I bet it was go swimming less than two hours after eating
either that or running with scissors
maybe it was drink the NYC tap water
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 20:52:11 EDT (#)
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hehe
sweet image.
Did you see the skit Samantha Bee did on the daily show last night?
Fantastic.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-12 20:21:04 EDT (#)
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they crave the power, influence, attention, money, etc.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:46:48 EDT (#)
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You know (comma) now that I know how he got caught I am a little I dunno...freaked out.
According to a report I heard on NPR (so it simply has to be true) he got caught over those rules "they" put in place to catch money launderers. I knew that and didn't care but it turns out that the rules on this are not as simple as flagging transactions over $10,000. They have some software in place now that puts a ranking on every single banking transaction and essentially data mine it for patterns that might indicate subversive activity.
Does that bother anyone but me?
I'm not even up to anything that the feds would consider interesting but I'm not real cool with the idea that every time I go open a vein to fill up the gas tank this transaction is under some sort of government scrutiny.
I'm going to go off the grid and raise yaks in Nepal.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:52:03 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR BLIND NEGRO GOVERNOR
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:30:28 EDT (#)
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I agree - if my spouse was cheating on me, I wouldn't stand by their side during a press conference. In my mind, he cheated so she has no more obligation to him.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:48:50 EDT (#)
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in europe they look at you funny for NOT going into a whore house.
so my response is; so what?
big deal, who cares.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:41:44 EDT (#)
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And now he's going to resign. Ya fucked up, son.
I also love how people are putting the blame on her. Interesting. Maybe the guy is just a whoremaster, which his wife would not contribute too. She shouldn't be blamed for this.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:37:34 EDT (#)
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I think it had less to do with how his wife was in bed and more to do with the fact that he thought he was above the law and that he could get away with it.
Some people are just scum. She's standing by him in a literal sense now but she'll ditch his ass soon enough. She looks as though she's just playing the part for now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:29:12 EDT (#)
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his wife is kinda hot.
i'm sure she could leave the big house and find someone else with a fat wallet, more hair and less hoes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:27:49 EDT (#)
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that fucking cunt needs a butt plug then maybe her husband wouldnt have fucked around.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:23:19 EDT (#)
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*...like a school girl and fingers own asshole*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:23:02 EDT (#)
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for some reason, this post made me giggle for five minutes.
*giggles*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:23:01 EDT (#)
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I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me -- friends, co-workers,
Tibor. I never thought it'd be my own wife.
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Gets A Job
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:20:00 EDT (#)
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I guess they are looking at some bigger picture. I have no idea what it could be, but I guess they must be.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:24:41 EDT (#)
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"Oh, Honey?"
"Yes, Eliot?"
"You know how you always said that you hated living here?"
"Yes, Dear. It's old and drafty, and not very comfortable."
"Well, you won't have to worry about that anymore."
"What?"
--
GOLD!!!!
And yeah, there's no fucking way I'd be standing at his side after this crap- I'd be staying with friends or something, practicing some voodoo.
And god why are politicians so FUCKING stupid?? I hope this chick does get a super valuable ring- she can hock it to live off of while she's getting the divorce (ya know, before the alimony starts).
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-03-12 09:52:54 EDT (#)
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i hope Kristen is singing to
the highest bidder to tell
us about how he likes to be
spanked! ha
i hate people like this asshole.
expects the rest of the world to
live by a different standard
than HE does. i'm glad he got
caught.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 07:47:18 EDT (#)
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I seriously want to know what is wrong with prostitution. Me personally...well, I'm above paying for sex but I have absolutely no problem with other people paying for sex especially when Mr. Spitzer has probably seen that same scowl worn on that bitch's mouth every time he's asked for a rimmer for the past 10 years.
I'm just mad that he can afford better whores than me...if I were to pay for a whore.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-12 07:41:26 EDT (#)
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+2 for dirty whores
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-12 06:24:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-12 03:58:51 EDT (#)
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We have a similar situation with Cheryl Tweedy Cole and Ashley Cole... :)
I think the moment the cheating or whatever is discovered, all respect on the womans part is lost and she calculates how to turn the events into her favour.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-12 03:12:01 EDT (#)
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She thinks she's Tammy Wynette?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-12 02:38:40 EDT (#)
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btw, feminism is only a red herring. miss scarlette was really after colonel mustard's secret plans for a new fusion bomb.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-12 02:36:41 EDT (#)
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didn't yous see "dave"
bitch can't be using her position to serve help them kids with reforms and shit if she don't toe the line with big daddy and make all happy on the 11 o'clock. dig?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:20:29 EDT (#)
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I thought the same thing. What a psychologically broken woman...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:13:13 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the fuck this post about.
Sex?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:52:20 EDT (#)
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She is learning from Hillary, if she keeps her mouth shut she can run for governor too.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:38:50 EDT (#)
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standard fucking shlongy review below. Ubersite doesn't impact you in any way so why don't you just shut the fuck up?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:26:38 EDT (#)
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It doesn't impact you in any way so why don't you just shut the fuck up?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 22:12:13 EDT (#)
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oh man i just want to punch him in the face... just once. he looks like a huge balding pussy. eliot, come over for tea some time. I'm in you jurisdiction. What kind of tea do you like? English breakfast? black? chamomile?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 22:07:32 EDT (#)
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NO THERE REALLY ISN'T AN EXCUSE FOR THIS KIND OF STUPID AND YET WE ELECTED HIM
sorry, I'm yelling. I just really can't stand eliot.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:58:57 EDT (#)
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What, you don't like my punctuation?
I majored in math. Math(s) for the Europeanly impaired.
We only used commas for coordinate pairs.
(-2,3)
I don't know anything about ole Eliot's background other than the whole NY Attorney General and Gov'ner bit. I thought he was supposed to be all law and order though.
Maybe he thought he was going to get some kind of attorney - client privilege from the ho.
For that kind of coin why didn't he just go to Vegas and do it all legal-like?
Shit I mean being a perv is one thing but there is no excuse for this kind of stupid.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:41:17 EDT (#)
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I'm e-mailing you five thousand quadrillion commas. . .
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:29:46 EDT (#)
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Hillary Clinton's their State Senator. What other behavior would you expect?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:28:41 EDT (#)
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sorry.
Seriously, though,
A side note on Eliot Spitzer. by Sally Walker.
When I was young and impressionable, I moved to New York City with big dreams in my heart and a full resume by my side. I may have been very young, but I had experience working in government offices and a degree in political science; so I felt very confident submitting my info to the largest insurance brokerage firm in the nation, Marsh & McLennan Companies. How satisfied I became when I was finally employed with them!
I toiled away my days in the department of corporate administration; filing insurance policies, making reservations for limousines and private jets, booking banquet halls for parties; when I noticed a peculiar thing: Eliot Spitzer, former District Attorney for New York, had been replaced.
My boss had been replaced? Yes, and by the same firm that was currently investigating crimes that MMC committed. Crimes like fraud and bid-rigging.
Needless to say, the company Eliot Spitzer worked for was quickly bought out. Having nowhere to go, I suppose, Eliot decided to run for public office.
I say this now and I say it loud: ELIOT SPITZER IS A CROOK, A CRIMINAL, AND HE SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS.
ahhh just fooling. You can't raise a suit against beeltea, now can you?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:26:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah, because just when it's been publicly revealed that you can't satisfy your husband is the time to advertise for another one. "DWF late-40s, failed to sustain interest of last mate, ISO someone less independent who I can cope with in my safe zone."
Let's see... balding lawyer approaching 50 with a career based on power-tripping and a public persona based on his own self-image as a "fucking steamroller" and a crusader for morality, caught on tape arranging for a hooker? Imagine my surprise. If he'd been fighting against gay marriage he'd have been caught in a men's room with some cabana boy.
You have to be a seriously dumb fuck to make as many enemies as he did and still think he'd be able to keep all his secrets.
Meanwhile, a hundred bucks says he wanted to be the little grovelling slaveboy for some icy dominatrix. A little boot-licking, maybe some pegging, probably some of the old stiletto heel on the scrotum action.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:24:41 EDT (#)
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"Oh, Honey?"
"Yes, Eliot?"
"You know how you always said that you hated living here?"
"Yes, Dear. It's old and drafty, and not very comfortable."
"Well, you won't have to worry about that anymore."
"What?"
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:19:03 EDT (#)
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I don't know why, but I am constantly shocked that these guys think they are going to get away with this sort of thing.
Here is a hint, if you are in a high profile job where you garner a lot of powerful enemies all of your dirty laundry is going to eventually end up on a CNN breaking news update.
I'm also constantly shocked that it is always the very thing that someone is out there claiming to be vehemently against that they end up getting caught doing.
It's always the most vocal anti-ghey ones who are out picking up little boys in the park. I swear it to be true.
I think this makes me a closet Wal-mart shopper and I swear it isn't true. No one can prove that I've been in Wal-mart ever. Ok I did it that once but it was youthful indiscretion. I i i I was broke and they had cat food 10 cans for $1.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:13:44 EDT (#)
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For Serious.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:06:30 EDT (#)
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FUCK ELIOT SPITZER!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:05:09 EDT (#)
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didn't read it but plus two because I fucking hate elliot spitzer
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:01:11 EDT (#)
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They consent because as long as Daddy Fatsacks is in the Gov. mansion they're still riding the gravy train with biscut wheels.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:01:03 EDT (#)
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Eliot Spitzer made his name ruining reputations through his merciless legalism. I hope he's brought up on federal charges and ends up in an isolated jail cell.