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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2008-03-12 21:46:49 EDT
Hypothetically, say you were planning a trip. This isn't one of those trip of a lifetime trips. It's more of a 'you have an extra week of vacation to kill so you should go camping somewhere' trips.
You spend some time debating the mountainous woodlands vs. warm sunny beach.
You settle on beach even though the last time you went camping at the beach an epic thunderstorm came though. If you've never been hunkered down in a tent, on a small island, way out on a big blue ocean, during a thunderstorm you will if nothing else learn that they are not kidding when they recommend massive tent stakes the likes of which you'd expect to see in the hands of an angry mob in a spaghetti western.
what?
That doesn't make any sense.
Like the Giants picking up David Carr.
The point is all you are really planning on doing for one solid week is a bit of kayaking, surfing, maybe some snorkeling.
If you so choose you can spend the entire week with very little human interaction.
The question is, if you had the chance to take along some dangerous mind altering drugs would you:
a. try grilling some fish with a little lemon at the campsite
b. take along some more normal, camping staple type of food
c. plan on just going out to dinner even though you know you won't really want to be around people
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd watch a few more episodes of OLN's "Survivorman" and live off the forest.
Or have fish.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hot dogs.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cocaine doesn't make me hungry so i wouldn't know
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't "vacation" in the rocks and the trees.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loki=auto+2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A and B
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a "vacation"?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was thinking of making tea out of 'those' mushrooms and using baby bellas in the grill.
Bob is clever, he goes to one of them fancy schools up north.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:21:47 EDT (#)
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all 3, on different days?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VEGGIES
THAT'S IT
I can do the roasted potato, carrot, mushrooms, squash, zucchini sort of thing. It's perfect.
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Perfect? Only iffin ya use the right kind of mushrooms. . .
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:14:20 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sand may be a trigger though.
It occurred to me that the strangest, most Hunter S moment I ever had was when I once spent and entire week exploring the Arizona - Utah desert then drove into Vegas to meet Sam. It's a long story but I after a week of among other things Anasazi ruins, a big meteor crater, an archeological dig on a Navajo reservation all while alone and in an altered mental state I damn near had a psychotic melt-down trying to navigate Vegas and worse, McCarran airport.
shudder
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Jeeeeeezus!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lung, you are correct. I go nowhere without my smokes.
Corn nuts?? Yummm!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bubba- Fine input, but I know my drugs. And the thought of Associating LSD and fish turns my stomach.
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Pfffttt!! Acid today ain't like it useta was. Back then, after dropping the stuff, the fish looked like a chocolate cream pie. Everybody likes those.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VEGGIES
THAT'S IT
I can do the roasted potato, carrot, mushrooms, squash, zucchini sort of thing. It's perfect.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:14:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:49:31 EDT (#)
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It is possible to live in the forest for six months on spaghetti-o's, ramen, tuna fish, beer, and whiskey. And vitamins. And coffee. And pizza and a shower once a week.
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Beer, whiskey, and coffee are the only required staples.
Saccy: Pot goes with burgers, Acid with fish, shrooms with veggies.
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And cigarettes.
And corn nuts.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sand may be a trigger though.
It occurred to me that the strangest, most Hunter S moment I ever had was when I once spent and entire week exploring the Arizona - Utah desert then drove into Vegas to meet Sam. It's a long story but I after a week of among other things Anasazi ruins, a big meteor crater, an archeological dig on a Navajo reservation all while alone and in an altered mental state I damn near had a psychotic melt-down trying to navigate Vegas and worse, McCarran airport.
shudder
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bubba- Fine input, but I know my drugs. And the thought of Associating LSD and fish turns my stomach.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is possible to live in the forest for six months on spaghetti-o's, ramen, tuna fish, beer, and whiskey. And vitamins. And coffee. And pizza and a shower once a week.
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Beer, whiskey, and coffee are the only required staples.
Saccy: Pot goes with burgers, Acid with fish, shrooms with veggies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
See without even knowing exactly which psychoactive you're referring to, I'd say that I wouldn't be confident they'd go well with fish. Seafood, yum. Drugs, yum. Seafood + drugs? Iffy. And you KNOW you might really, really, really not want to deal with people when you're on, especially when you've specifically left civilization for a vacation. Staples and comfort food all the way.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*bong bubbling sounds*
*sucking inhale*
Yeah...Dude...I would totally go with......
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Wait......
What was the question?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And no sex.
That part sucks, though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 21:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is possible to live in the forest for six months on spaghetti-o's, ramen, tuna fish, beer, and whiskey. And vitamins. And coffee. And pizza and a shower once a week.