A Happy Ending (915 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.25 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <puffiscute.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-15 01:39:54 EDT
Y helo thar, butsecks?
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-17 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was walking down an alleyway last week and a guy came up to me and ask for $5. When I told him to go and fuck himself, he looked at me like I was the first person he had ever seen in his life. After this brief pause, he let out a really loud whistle and 5 of his mates who were hiding behind dumpsters and various other bits of "furniture" that you would expect to find in this imaginary alley way, jumped out and attacked me with their unsavoury demeanour.
Unfortunately, I had $70 on me at the time and they proceeded to take that, as well as my anal virginty, without even whispering sweet nothings or giving me any kind of reassurance.
When I woke up it was 9 years later and I was still having difficulty walking, let alone the excruciating pain I felt every time I sat down.
I subsequently found out the one of my Doctors was renting my ass out while I was in a coma to anyone who could come up with enough cash to contribute to his $3000 a day cocaine habit. I have to take six different kinds of medication now to control all of the diseases that I was infected with. I wish I was dead and I hate myself so much that I have destroyed everything in the house that has a reflective surface...
Although the chronology in this memoir makes no since at all, it's based on factual events and only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Even now, as I sit here shaking like a leaf while my mind resurrects these vivid images, I'm still pretty sure that I'd rather go through the whole lot again rather than reading another one of your retarded posts.
Spare me the agony... Please!
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 11:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-17 10:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86093
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how am i supposed to believe that puff is cute without any proof?
pfffft...as if!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-16 15:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty Alter.
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haha, this isn't an alter, dumbass. this is an old user with a new account. i would know, i was sitting next to her when she posted it.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2kakke
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty Alter.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy needs a back, sack and crack STAT
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-16 01:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is gayer than cum on a mustache, but it's strangely erotic.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-16 01:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
secks in the butt
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-15 19:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE DIE DIE DIE
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile. :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You spelled buttsecks wrong.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Long winded gay below.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was walking down an alleyway last week and a guy came up to me and ask for $5. When I told him to go and fuck himself, he looked at me like I was the first person he had ever seen in his life. After this brief pause, he let out a really loud whistle and 5 of his mates who were hiding behind dumpsters and various other bits of "furniture" that you would expect to find in this imaginary alley way, jumped out and attacked me with their unsavoury demeanour.
Unfortunately, I had $70 on me at the time and they proceeded to take that, as well as my anal virginty, without even whispering sweet nothings or giving me any kind of reassurance.
When I woke up it was 9 years later and I was still having difficulty walking, let alone the excruciating pain I felt every time I sat down.
I subsequently found out the one of my Doctors was renting my ass out while I was in a coma to anyone who could come up with enough cash to contribute to his $3000 a day cocaine habit. I have to take six different kinds of medication now to control all of the diseases that I was infected with. I wish I was dead and I hate myself so much that I have destroyed everything in the house that has a reflective surface...
Although the chronology in this memoir makes no since at all, it's based on factual events and only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Even now, as I sit here shaking like a leaf while my mind resurrects these vivid images, I'm still pretty sure that I'd rather go through the whole lot again rather than reading another one of your retarded posts.
Spare me the agony... Please!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahar is harder to say than haha or harhar
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-15 06:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Urgh, I scrolled the wrong way
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-15 06:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-15 06:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-03-15 05:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I support this
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHAHAHA