An Easter Message About Hope. (809 hits)
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Submitted by Delete This Account (View user info) at 2008-03-23 23:02:05 EDT
Fuck Easter, Churchies. I HOPE you fucking die like these rabbits I killed today in front of a bunch of children that were gathering eggs at a park.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-31 01:39:04 EDT (#)
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obviously playing coy, below.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Money? What money? I was supposed to get....wait.....green, non-monopoly money? From here? The only thing this place ever got me was a horrible complexion and a pair of tits. I never got 2,000 dollars or whatever the fuck you're talking about (Though I would like 7,000 dollars if possible) and yeah I did the +2 game for awhile but I got over it because it doesn't matter to me in the end how I rated anyone from here. I wrote because I was bored at work. Literally. Money? Real....real money? Ha. Hahahahah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture made me hard :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not your best work, Huey. Sorry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:18:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:55:01 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the clarification. So if I assign three +2's to the same post, it's no different than if I'd assigned a single +2. And if I assign a -2, 0, and +2 to the same post, it's no different than if I'd assigned a single 0. That actually sounds amazingly fair.
Does it make any difference if you rate your own post?
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That makes you a douchebag and disqualifies you from the award.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:55:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:17:46 EDT (#)
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heat is generated when any unique user reviews a post. consecutive reviews by the same user do not generate heat but over the course of a conversation two retards can add heat for as long as they feel like.
ratings are averaged out between everybody who reviews a post. if somebody, let's say its the uniter, leaves more than one different rating on one post, that user's contribution to the overall rating is averaged out. if there are four reviews on one post where one person left a +2, one person left a -2, and then one more person left both a +1 and -1 (averaging out to a zero), then the post's overall rating is zero.
also at the end of the calendar year, the user with the highest overall rating on posts over the duration of that year are awarded a $2,000 dollar prize from the Ubersite coffers. There is no prize for second place so make sure to fasten the correct rating on every single post. If you don't rate other people's posts positively, you are likely not to receive any positive ratings yourself, thus disqualifying yourself from contention for Ubersite's loftiest award.
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Thanks for the clarification. So if I assign three +2's to the same post, it's no different than if I'd assigned a single +2. And if I assign a -2, 0, and +2 to the same post, it's no different than if I'd assigned a single 0. That actually sounds amazingly fair.
Does it make any difference if you rate your own post?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-24 08:24:10 EDT (#)
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im not saying he didnt deserve it. his post about finding out he was legally retarded was one of the best things i've ever read. but look up his ratings history and it was obvious what he was doing.
look, i dont mean to talk down on that guy. i wish he would come back. but it was kind of shady that he just left after he got the money.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:49:39 EDT (#)
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here we go again...GLALL DESERVED IT.
i had enough of this drama when WTH wrote all those conspiracy theories.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:41:08 EDT (#)
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yeah, but remember when GLALL won it? that dude wrote some pretty hilarious stuff but he NEVER rated other people with anything but a +2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:34:07 EDT (#)
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that's bs, ass. jack won it that one year, and he rates like an asshole.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-24 07:17:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:37:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just out of curiousity, can anyone explain to me how a particular post gains 'heat'? I cant work it out
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I'd like to know that, too. Obviously, it has to do with getting lots of reviews, but does anyone know the actual formula? And what about the formula for calculating average ratings? It's all very mysterious.
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heat is generated when any unique user reviews a post. consecutive reviews by the same user do not generate heat but over the course of a conversation two retards can add heat for as long as they feel like.
ratings are averaged out between everybody who reviews a post. if somebody, let's say its the uniter, leaves more than one different rating on one post, that user's contribution to the overall rating is averaged out. if there are four reviews on one post where one person left a +2, one person left a -2, and then one more person left both a +1 and -1 (averaging out to a zero), then the post's overall rating is zero.
also at the end of the calendar year, the user with the highest overall rating on posts over the duration of that year are awarded a $2,000 dollar prize from the Ubersite coffers. There is no prize for second place so make sure to fasten the correct rating on every single post. If you don't rate other people's posts positively, you are likely not to receive any positive ratings yourself, thus disqualifying yourself from contention for Ubersite's loftiest award.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-24 06:22:53 EDT (#)
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i saw this the first time...when it was called ROGER AND ME
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-24 04:41:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:28:37 EDT (#)
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Button pusher.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:06:06 EDT (#)
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I'm telling Mom.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:48:44 EDT (#)
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I was being serious.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:48:28 EDT (#)
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Man, you're so edgy!
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:44:54 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, go fuck yourself X54. Thanks for the answer though
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:37:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just out of curiousity, can anyone explain to me how a particular post gains 'heat'? I cant work it out
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I'd like to know that, too. Obviously, it has to do with getting lots of reviews, but does anyone know the actual formula? And what about the formula for calculating average ratings? It's all very mysterious.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
by getting a lot of reviews. So stop reviewing it, asshole.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just out of curiousity, can anyone explain to me how a particular post gains 'heat'? I cant work it out
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:24:22 EDT (#)
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Oh, you're so edgy and controversial...
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:19:54 EDT (#)
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Where were you when I was a kid? My Easter egg hunts all sucked.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:12:30 EDT (#)
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oh. That makes sense. I like chicken too.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:11:56 EDT (#)
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by "churchies", the author meant "people who frequent church's".
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:09:28 EDT (#)
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"churchies?"
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-24 00:08:30 EDT (#)
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that wasn't very nice
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:58:26 EDT (#)
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You need to step away from the computer, Simon/Brett. Step away from the computer, and chug Drano until your stomach comes out your anus in liquid form.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:35:07 EDT (#)
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Fail
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-23 23:23:49 EDT (#)
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You probably didn't kill those specific rabbits.