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Living with Stoners makes April Fools' Almost Too Easy (2326 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.68 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-04-02 02:06:31 EDT


I think the attachment speaks for itself. I only need add that we received an actual envelope from the police about a week ago (regarding installing some new safelock thing) which spawned this entire prank and yes, my roommate's reaction should have been put on film.

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Submitted by purpiiiie (user info) at 2008-08-06 01:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaaha only on the south coast....

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-30 14:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


http://www.ubersite.com/m/116408#2700792


haha.


Does this mean this post is officially quarantined until someone else reviews it?

You fucking spaz.


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-04-03 23:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

niiiiiice

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-03 10:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-03 09:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW that is fucked up. Funny though.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 21:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

His reaction was exactly what you'd expect. Use your fucking imaginations. He went online and tried to buy niacin to "burn it out of my system".

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-04-02 20:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're mom's gay



BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!




OH FUCK AM I RIGHTEOUS!
-----------------
Hahaha, this made me die for some reason. Fuck I can't wait until this semester is done. I haven't slept in forever.

Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-02 17:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that was better than the time elmo, dr phil, and snarf from thundercats gang raped me in prison

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-02 13:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is like a porno without the money shot


it's kinda true but still a great idea. this could have been better though if you'd detailed thier reactions.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"NSW Police Force"

what gay pride day parade have these guys marched in?

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's pretty funny.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SHUT UP I'M STILL BASKING IN MY AWESOME!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Settle down Beavis.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're mom's gay



BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!




OH FUCK AM I RIGHTEOUS!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gaylord below

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is like a porno without the money shot

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-02 12:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha... paranoia.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-02 11:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesomeness

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:07:13 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The attachment fits on a 19" widescreen so if you have to scroll it's YOUR FAULT FOR BEING POOR.
================

hahahahahahahaha

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

any chance of you telling us their reaction etc?

you see, an amusing anecdote is only that if the human reaction to said set up is evident.




Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

expect it.



Jesus

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Since you didn't film it, please describe your roommate's reaction.

You do realise that you're going to receive quite the ass whooping, right? Probably when you least suspect it.

Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-02 09:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YES

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"and get some cleaning products"

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like how Phallic Cymbals describes his housematesas 'stoners' with such disdain even though Brad Pitt basically played him in the film 'True Romance'.

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2/2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-02 07:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, this was pretty funny.

My wife got me one year with a call from "Officer Ponch" of the "California Highway Patrol" saying I had 21 outstanding speeding violations as recorded by their traffic control/recording camera system, that these violations had occurred between 1983 and 1986, and that with subsequent investigation and court costs I owed (some random number in the 17,000s) dollars and had a warrant out for my arrest. "Officer Ponch". Nice.

Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-04-02 05:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant.

"Boost" bars. heh heh

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh heh "wollongong"

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You devious so-and-so.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 04:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Noooo, 'of mice and men', it's very far fetched.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 08:29:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

The story that i put this in an envelope and gave it to my friend? Yeh, that's pretty far out.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The story that i put this in an envelope and gave it to my friend? Yeh, that's pretty far out.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

For some reason I dont believe this story, not sure why. Then i saw you are Australian and you are all dumb cheating fucks. I half believe now.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i got a text message from my friend that said he flipped his car and is going to get a DUI.

i called him immediately to tell him to ditch the car, run to the nearest bar, and report that it was discovered stolen when he walked outside to gather some personal belongings before calling a cab.


i fucking forgot it was April 1st.

Submitted by douchebag (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell kind of phone number is that anyway?

---------------------------------------------------------------------

It's Australian.

Need I say more?

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-02 03:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lolz

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats a really great, really original April fools joke.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell kind of phone number is that anyway?

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

did you just copy an image off their website and paste it on for the letterhead?

i should have thought of this first. i hate when other people think of things first.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

id have given you a +2, but IM TOO POOR and can only afford this -1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Awesome.

Well done nut flicker.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-02 02:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The attachment fits on a 19" widescreen so if you have to scroll it's YOUR FAULT FOR BEING POOR.


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