Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. FBI Investigating Chicago...
  2. I Need Your Help, Once Aga...
  3. Oathmeal sticks a sweet bi...
  4. You assholes should be ash...
  5. Spitzer is Not Into Condoms!
  6. Bart's Bad Day - Part 2
  7. The only uber users I woul...
  8. I Would Like to Have a Neg...
  9. SPT: The Mathematics of Uber
  10. Fat Tony returns (with cam...
more...
Most Heated
  1. Holes. (196 heat)
  2. Uber Haiku Time!! (144 heat)
  3. Dear Uberers of NYC and Gr... (120 heat)
  4. You assholes should be ash... (99 heat)
  5. I'm jumping on the switch-... (82 heat)
  6. Something REALLY Stinks In... (66 heat)
  7. The Shatner/Lee Incident (... (64 heat)
  8. I Need And Want The Mens P... (61 heat)
  9. Just….some stuff (56 heat)
  10. SPT: The Mathematics of Uber (55 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1149647 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (707894 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (387817 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (328710 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (310356 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (303814 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (288315 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (252388 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (248436 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (233584 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1471649 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1450915 hits)
  3. Razor (1412779 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1392239 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1296608 hits)
  6. loki (1069904 hits)
  7. Jonukah (986296 hits)
  8. weeeeep (933362 hits)
  9. Most Hated (929318 hits)
  10. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (894745 hits)
  11. Ubersite needs me! (888192 hits)
  12. Abortions Tickle (886024 hits)
  13. Tom (838657 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (816776 hits)
  15. apollo88 (775235 hits)
  16. T+I+G+E+R (764174 hits)
  17. oy vey (763248 hits)
  18. Sorrell (751539 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (696066 hits)
  20. Alter 5694™ (695225 hits)
  21. RON PAUL 2008! (692222 hits)
  22. HIDDEN101 (690220 hits)
  23. User Blocked (650202 hits)
  24. Phil Phone (647848 hits)
  25. TTOM88 (637716 hits)
  26. iddqd (626972 hits)
  27. kaos-king (611951 hits)
  28. comicbookguy (605324 hits)
  29. ♥ (588811 hits)
  30. O (584311 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

5 minute post entry. "Edge" (656 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Bigmike (View user info) at 2008-04-05 02:48:49 EDT


Marvin watched as the blade hit the rotating stone. "I just love that whirring, grinding sound," he thought as he ran the smooth blade edge across the wheel.

He spent five minutes on each side and then turned the wheel off. He examined the blade closely. Fine lines of stainless steel and specks, remnants from the grinding glittered as the light of his workroom reflected off of them.

He reached to his right and pulled on the heavy leather strap that was affixed to his workbench. Holding the strap in his left hand, he worked the blade edge back and forth over the considerable strap carefully inspecting it after just a few passes to see if the stainless steel specks were coming off and the blade was polishing to a hard sheen. When he was satisfied, he dropped the leather strap and left it hanging off the side of the workbench as he admired his reflection off the substantial steel blade.

He tested the blade by placing the edge to his left thumb and and carefully running it in a downward motion. It cut his neatly, but not deeply. He inspected the superficial wound for a few seconds and then smiled as he placed the thumb in his mouth, savoring the coppery taste of his own essential crimson fluid.

He then got up from his bench, transferred the knife to the custom made sheath he had hanging off his belt, and walked to the door of the room. He opened the door, reached over and hit the light switch on the wall plunging the room into immediate darkness. As he exited the room and walked through his basement to the stairs that led to the kitchen he uttered one very small but important word.

He reached down to touch the stag hilt of his blade and the word fell out of his mouth in a whisper.

"kids".

Marvin ascended the stairs visibly excited.

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-07 12:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-07 10:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-06 20:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-06 15:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of pointy things

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-06 12:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2008-04-05 20:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn Mike! You've really honed your writing skills in the past few years. Your stories are one of the only reasons I came back to Ubersite. In honor of springtime and opening day, maybe you could write a baseball story, but with the same darkness and power as the last few posts? I'm really digging your style lately.

Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-05 11:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-04-05 10:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your writing is so descriptive, and very engaging.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-05 09:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bad daddy, bad!

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gabbly! DO IT!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It could be a remarkable discipline tool?

anyway, good to see you posting something, I always enjoy it.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope.

Should I?

I think not.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-05 03:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hi BigMike. do you show your kids these stories when they misbehave?




Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"