I am excessively drunk (1528 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2008-04-11 21:06:13 EDT
there is really just no excuse for it
w00t public humiliation
http://www.wcnc.com/video/news-index.html?nvid=234845&shu=1
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a sad day when the fucking police have to tell people not to leave valuable shit in plain view of thieves.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm... So you do karate, have a sexual life, go regularly outdoor and have dogs...
How the hell can you look so fat in that TV report? That can't be just the camera effect?
forgot you smoked pot... munchies... could explain it
OR you eat sugar and fat mixed together regularly and you should be 800 pounds instead of slightly overweight.
Anyway... nice to hear your voice!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-14 07:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Famous peep
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
link
wtf
am i supposed to click that shit?
do you really think i care enough to click that?
no.
i don't.
the only thing that link did was make me angry enough to click like four more times to drop; some hate on you.
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ahahahaha raging hormones
puberty's a bitch yo
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
link
wtf
am i supposed to click that shit?
do you really think i care enough to click that?
no.
i don't.
the only thing that link did was make me angry enough to click like four more times to drop; some hate on you.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-04-13 14:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite part was the black cop named Kermit.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-12 18:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was it you trying but failing to get your car keys back from under that car and smashing the windows in a fit of rage, then noticing the GPS and thinking "hey, Ive gone this far I may as well got the whole hog"
It was, wasn't it.
Y HALO THAR INCREDIBLY LONG SENTENCE
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-12 17:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, on video you look relatively... normal.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-12 14:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
still?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-04-12 09:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Work was rough yesterday. I had several requests to autograph people's transit passes. Oh so clever.
Ok what happened was that on Thursday a few of us took the train to this Party City store to get some props to turn our boss' office into a tiki bar. It's a little welcome back from vacation thing.
While we were at the station waiting for the train to go back to work and watching some cops shake down this crazy looking black guy a reporter and a camera guy showed up. They were doing a story on how that station has had some problems with car break-ins. That station is not exactly in a good area of town and not even where I park but I think we were the only people at the station who the reporter wasn't afraid of other than the po-lice.
She asked us if she could ask a few questions. My friends said yes and then ran away leaving me there to babble nonsensically into the camera.
I couldn't help it, it was that silent treatment. She would ask a question and since I CAN'T...TAKE..THE...SILENCE I started rambling like a nutcase.
I confess, I shot Tupac, bombed the Atlanta Olympics, and took that British kid in Portugal. You caught me, I'm the Zodiac killer. I give up just don't do that silent thing.
My boss' office looks quite festive right now though.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-04-12 09:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loki=auto+2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-12 08:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you were specifically targeted by the crook because he wanted information on your "growing by 30% a year stock portfolio".
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-12 07:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH and i was in the school newspaper once. i was quoted as saying, "i am going to the homecoming parade this year, and it isnt because i have to, i am excited." what i really said was "i am going to the homecoming parade this year because it is a requirement for my fraternity. i really dont want to go but i will be fined if i dont."
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-12 06:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Took me a while to glean the significance of the video, but now that I have:
Whey!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 04:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not on TV yet but I'm pretty hammered so my mission is 50% accomplished.
I'm marrying Sacrilicious tomorrow after I get on TV tonight.
You are going to hate yourself when you sober up and realize your 10 seconds of fame has resulted in a multitude of Ubersite preeteen swedish boy stalkeers.
Tomorrow you will be a Stalked TV star. I will be drunk and getting married and wanted for several crimes.
Honestly, I don't see a down side for either of us.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-04-12 03:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HI CATHERIN BISHOP
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was on mtv once. some of what i said got censored.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One of my letterbocks got published in viz. I'm a published writer, EVERYBODY's famous!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-12 01:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
next stop hollywood?
i had the best alcoholic coffee tonight...i feel perfectly balanced
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had my picture in the news paper once for swimming and i thought i had finally made it to the big time, but this, THIS IS BIG
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i bet at the time you were thinking "how am i gonna introduce this to uber?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me too!!! bottles of wine are good for the soul. this took a whole lot of concentration to write properly.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-12 00:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm totally getting drunk and getting on TV tonight.
That'll show you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh loki.....
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm scared of broad daylight too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-11 23:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THANKS FOR THE NEWS FLASH, ELSIE!
Fucking idiot...Perkman's posts are more interesting than this piece of shit...and he can't construct a single, coherent sentence.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go bwwe qpp!!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
rofl
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep your shirt on, you lush.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-11 22:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulaincourt's gonna shit a brick.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why, but I found it rather amusing that the cop's Segway had big-ass off-road tires on it.
Being stoned probably has something to do with it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOKI! YOU'RE TEH FAMOUS! Are you sure you want us bunch of freaks to know your real name?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the camera adds ten pounds and subtracts twenty iq points
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Broad daylight is scary.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh loki.....
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
I always wonder how they pick the talking heads for these news segments. Enlighten.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Broad Daylight IS fucking scary!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-11 21:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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WOOO!