reviewin' shit (253 hits)
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Submitted by <wutang_emmett.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-04-30 07:37:40 EDT
Ive decided that im not gonna just post shit stuff. im thinking i might even contribute a little. so ive decided to start reviewing stuff. all sorts of stuff; movies, gadgets, games, albums. the sort of shit ud expect to be reviewed. but instead of goin into boring details, im just gonna put it into terms that the majority of u swine can understand.
My first review is gonna be of gta4.
This being one of the most anticipated titles of current gen gaming, it sure as hell delivers. the game plays brilliantly, shooting shit is awesome and easy, the driving physics are much more realistic, which to some might be a downside, but to most is a bonus. the only real downside i found to the gameplay is that if someone attacks u from behind it can sometimes be a bit annoying, but it is still satisfying to blow their fuckin' heads off.
i found the graphics to be pretty decent, not stunning but they are pretty good. the soundtrack is brilliant as always and the caller stations are still witty.
all in all its a fuckin awesome game that i reccomend to ne1 with a 360 or ps3.. hopefully the PC version isnt too far away.
i give it 10 sloppy cunts outta 10
User Reviews
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-30 10:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-30 13:27:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am shit at the helicopter. Such a girl.
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this response gave me half a chubby.
I love a gamer girl.
especially a cutie.
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If ya have a PS3 I'll play ya at something
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Awwwww, i've never been so upset about being an x-box guy...
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No shit? Really? Of course they'll make a PC version, but it won't come out for a year or so.
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Year or so?? Really?? Well fucking done nostradamus.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all wordsmithing, mate. Doesn't matter what you're on about, when you hit 'submit' quality is defined by content.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't have a crack of course.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am shit at the helicopter. Such a girl.
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this response gave me half a chubby.
I love a gamer girl.
especially a cutie.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No shit? Really? Of course they'll make a PC version, but it won't come out for a year or so.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It has been rumored that a PC version is in development, but no official comment has been made on this matter
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fucking Christ; learn to spell.
And then fuck off and die.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you knew anything about games whatsoever, you'd know that the PC version of a GTA game doesn't usually show up for at least a year. The last one to be released simultaneously was GTA3.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know anything about the game, but this post was shit.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me start by saying that I am in no way a Jack Thompson-esque person. I do not believe that video games cause violence in the average person. In fact, I am quite an avid gamer myself.
That being said, the people that play the Grand Theft Auto genre games are a sad bunch. These people denounce any game that does not contain gratuitous murder, sex, and mayhem. It's actually quite disturbing. Of course, these are the very same people that bought next-gen machines because they offer HD graphics in a video game.
Let me repeat that. HD graphics...in a...video...game.
Nope, still sounds retarded.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am shit at the helicopter. Such a girl.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-30 07:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your mom has a sloppy cunt