Attention Uber Elders: Which User Had The Biggest Impact On Uber In The Shortest Time? (2163 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-05-04 15:33:38 EDT
There may be some I have never stumbled across, so I ask the question.
Everything I have found so far points to Gibberish.
Who have I missed? Who would be worth the time spent on old posts from the heyday of Uber?
I don't give a rat's ass about ratings, I just want to read/look at some good things from the past.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:44:00 EDT (#)
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I put the puddin' in yer granma.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:28:45 EDT (#)
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Grandmas Puddin'
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:50:50 EDT (#)
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Not part of the deal.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-02 03:33:27 EDT (#)
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Me. I've only been here for little under two years, but I'm just epic anyway.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-02 02:47:20 EDT (#)
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You're right.
I think I had an aneurysm while looking at those posts; truly clearly I loved it/ found it amusing in some way. That or it was like watching an abortion; you know it's sick, but you just can't look away. And maybe you (just.. I've heard of it, I've never done it) get a little excited when you walk by Planned Parenthood ....?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-02 01:51:49 EDT (#)
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Proof that lame-ass alters are entertaining to some swamp dwellers below.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-02 00:44:41 EDT (#)
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I just looked at that thingy Kristy Swan
A) I can't believe someone that vapid and idiotic could mash out shit on a keyboard ... repeatedly
B) Someone could pretend to be that retarded. Her retard-flailing slapedd me like an octopus on crack...or meth, if you're in Iowa.
C) God, I'm so pissed I seriously just read that.
Tila Tequila is HILARIOUS!!!!
The girl she picked said no in the finale because she was, "confused and didn't know that's what she was getting herself in to." HEHEHEHHEHHEE. (I know I misused quotes there, leave me be.) (I love parentheses.) ( I Don't Know Why. )
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:25:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 07:22:20 EDT (#)
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Forthewin was on uber 7 months before he posted the Most viewed message.
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I have since become addicted to freebasing and acquired a job as a male dancer in DC, and am going nowhere in life.
:((((
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-11 05:21:02 EDT (#)
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I did you stupid fuck.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-08 06:44:20 EDT (#)
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IHKF FTW!
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:15:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:33:59 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about BadSamaritan87
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Thanks for the experience.
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Quite welcome.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:29:01 EDT (#)
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Kaos, you forgot wazza_hill, of "what the hell ," fame.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:32:35 EDT (#)
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Biggest Impact... Shortest Time???
Mostly all alters.
- Carol Richards
- Jim The Fiend
- Chris Evans
- Chad Chamley
- McBain
- thedarknessfromabove
- Flarn Dorfar
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-05-07 01:52:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:15:20 EDT (#)
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Vermin and Cyst_Master.
Actually, just Cyst_Master.
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Agreed.
I need to go jack off in solitude for another 2 years. See ya!
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:13:02 EDT (#)
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But if you're looking for something good, I always thought Gent's first post was one of the funniest on Uber. His first post, The Skin Tower of Babel, made B@W back in 2003.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13767
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:04:16 EDT (#)
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A long time ago, there was a troll/alter named "Kristyswan," who posed as this hot chick. With a few pics of a scantily clad girl, the troll's posts would gather hits/reviews/heat like no other before it.
The hits/reviews pale in comparison to Gibberish's post, but you need to control/account for the age of Uber. Uber was a lot smaller 4.5 years ago, and the amount and speed of attention the troll attracted was unprecedented. The troll's posts took up quite of bit of the activity back then. Not to mention, the troll posted 3 related posts in 3 days, and all 3 hit the Most Heated list.
i.e.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15010
The broad in the pics was definitely hot, though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:33:59 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about BadSamaritan87
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Thanks for the experience.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:32:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-06 14:00:28 EDT (#)
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Eric Rice, but Carol Richards was...interesting.
Circle of trust my ass.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:22:58 EDT (#)
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I don't know b-cuz I'm a Nu-B. Like, 4-Reelz Yo!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-06 12:15:20 EDT (#)
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Vermin and Cyst_Master.
Actually, just Cyst_Master.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-06 11:27:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-05-06 06:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:26:30 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about jack11058
User id: 11440
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Thanks, JoeDaddy. Seldom, if ever, do we see a 1.77 on over 100 posts. I'll be reading for a long time.
Thanks again.
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So, uhm.... 1.8 on over 200 would make a person, just theoretically, NOT a total useless cuntbitch fuckhead? Maybe? Sometimes?
-crosses fingers-
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Get drunk and rude while in a bad mood and it haunts you for eternity!!
I apologize for the rude I chucked your way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:56:33 EDT (#)
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Circe is like Jesus, if Jesus was awesome and a hot woman.
Circe and Bickerstaff combine to make Ultra Shandyzord which Australia use to fight off Williamsamadon; which was created following an experiment into suppliying children with alcohol and exposing them to Japanese television which went tremendously wrong.
Circe has never met Bill Murray, which is why he still labours under the misconception that women cannot be funny.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:51:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:54:25 CDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:44:18 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:12:36 EDT (#)
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ETS is a very intelligent man.
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ETS is a very INFORMED man. Not intelligent.
I don't believe so, anyway.
Intelligent people don't go about changing the world by posting their propaganda on filth sites like ubersite.
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Well, you notice he gave up and isn't here any longer.
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He didn't give up. He just decided to stop wasting his breath and time here, and make a difference in the real world - he's running for office in his state, actually. And working two jobs. You can't help but admire that level of work ethic.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 08:41:29 EDT (#)
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Bickerstaff
The man's a legend.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 07:22:20 EDT (#)
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Forthewin was on uber 7 months before he posted the Most viewed message.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-05-06 06:52:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:26:30 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about jack11058
User id: 11440
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Thanks, JoeDaddy. Seldom, if ever, do we see a 1.77 on over 100 posts. I'll be reading for a long time.
Thanks again.
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So, uhm.... 1.8 on over 200 would make a person, just theoretically, NOT a total useless cuntbitch fuckhead? Maybe? Sometimes?
-crosses fingers-
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:03:04 EDT (#)
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I just "discovered" the band Alter Bridge. Those guys kick ass on so many levels. It's just Creed without Scott Stapp. Some other guy, who can sing like a fuckin' angel. Another man whose dick I'd suck, even though I'm not gay.
Before Tomorrow Comes. OMFG. Awesome.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:57:31 EDT (#)
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M, you heart bart!
Where's my fuckin' book, beeeyatch?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:55:15 EDT (#)
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bart
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:48:18 EDT (#)
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cob77
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:29:32 EDT (#)
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And now I see that RSLF has already nominated him. /sigh
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:27:34 EDT (#)
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Isaac Bickerstaff (User ID: bickerstaff).
That guy fucking rocks my socks. Which I can't find, and it's cold here tonight.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-05 22:38:03 EDT (#)
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Jimbo. That guy was fucking awesome.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:38:27 EDT (#)
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i forgot one other individual whom i liked:
Saxon
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-05 19:13:28 EDT (#)
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jack macallum - pandemic series, specifically the Smith parts. (i made him write that)
comicbookguy
gibberish
axoltl - the malleys
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-05-05 19:04:26 EDT (#)
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drink_ddt by a country mile. His banning and the subsequent shitstorm it caused was brilliant entertainment.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2008-05-05 18:57:47 EDT (#)
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I'd say wazza, too.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-05 18:51:43 EDT (#)
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wazza
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 17:49:27 EDT (#)
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C'mon, Oathy. You CAN change the world right here!
What about---- http://www.ubersite.com/m/110227
:)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:54:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:44:18 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:12:36 EDT (#)
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ETS is a very intelligent man.
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ETS is a very INFORMED man. Not intelligent.
I don't believe so, anyway.
Intelligent people don't go about changing the world by posting their propaganda on filth sites like ubersite.
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Well, you notice he gave up and isn't here any longer.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:44:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:12:36 EDT (#)
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ETS is a very intelligent man.
______________________
ETS is a very INFORMED man. Not intelligent.
I don't believe so, anyway.
Intelligent people don't go about changing the world by posting their propaganda on filth sites like ubersite.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:06:36 EDT (#)
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save the cheerleader, save the world
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:05:47 EDT (#)
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METHOD FTW!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:12:36 EDT (#)
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ETS is a very intelligent man. I often wondered how much of his ranting was tongue-in-cheek and how much was passionate obsession that overrode simple research.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-05 15:06:36 EDT (#)
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Absolutely Bubba, don't mistake me, I read JGreening, Mick Ginney and ETS religiously as well, and always found them interesting, or at least entertaining.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:56:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:31:39 EDT (#)
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On the subject of notorious past uberers...
Not that they necessarily made the biggest splash in the shortest amount of time, but who doesn't miss the pathetic I-just-wanna-find-a-superfriend posts of Greening; the rants against a cruel and confining world of Mick Ginney, or the clarion calls-to-action/dire warnings of ETS broadcast from beneath both his mom's basement and his tinfoil hat?
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I read all ETS' posts, as well as MickGinney. Call me a retard, but I got along fine with Jay Peg. He was a little different, but that isn't always bad.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:31:39 EDT (#)
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On the subject of notorious past uberers...
Not that they necessarily made the biggest splash in the shortest amount of time, but who doesn't miss the pathetic I-just-wanna-find-a-superfriend posts of Greening; the rants against a cruel and confining world of Mick Ginney, or the clarion calls-to-action/dire warnings of ETS broadcast from beneath both his mom's basement and his tinfoil hat?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 13:49:40 EDT (#)
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(...just ask him.)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 13:49:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 13:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:17:57 EDT (#)
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If I'm responsible for THAT, rob_berg, I couldn't be any more prouder of my accomplishment.
I sure hope "prouder" is a word.
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it is, but you used it incorrectly here.
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...but the way Shlongy used it is more better than the right way.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-05 13:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:17:57 EDT (#)
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If I'm responsible for THAT, rob_berg, I couldn't be any more prouder of my accomplishment.
I sure hope "prouder" is a word.
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it is, but you used it incorrectly here.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:58:01 EDT (#)
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Steve Young.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:57:01 EDT (#)
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Eric Rice
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:28:21 EDT (#)
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chad chalmley
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:17:57 EDT (#)
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If I'm responsible for THAT, rob_berg, I couldn't be any more prouder of my accomplishment.
I sure hope "prouder" is a word.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:08:07 EDT (#)
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Rob_Berg
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 12:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:24:12 EDT (#)
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Shlongy.
Seriously. He single-handedly turned this from a circle-jerk to what it is today.
I agree. But doesn't Uber "today" really kind of suck?
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A combative gaggle of bored nerds childishly circling the blowl gleefully displaying how huffy and puffy they can be?
Yeah, that does kinda suck.
THANKS SHLONGY.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-05 11:09:10 EDT (#)
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jimthefiend
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 11:02:58 EDT (#)
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See?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:53:17 EDT (#)
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if it hasn't already been said (and I'm sure it has) Bickerstaff.
my apologies, but I can't be arsed to read a ton of reviews today, so there you go.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:52:49 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up Shlongy before I hunt you down and beat your ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:50:43 EDT (#)
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No shit. Everyone must listen to oathmeal. He's an authority on what Uber likes.
AND IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE WILL THREATEN TO BEAT YOUR ASS.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:49:46 EDT (#)
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And honestly, the guy you should be considering here is http://www.ubersite.com/u/underoathmeal
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:48:47 EDT (#)
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Oh my god. Shlongy? Are you fucking serious?
Shlongy is a cancer.
That fucking elf doesn't do shit around here but make unfunny jokes and post pictures of himself either baring his ass or posing with chicks who are only standing with him out of sheer sympathy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
professorfuckface
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:24:12 EDT (#)
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Shlongy.
Seriously. He single-handedly turned this from a circle-jerk to what it is today.
I agree. But doesn't Uber "today" really kind of suck?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-05 10:31:47 EDT (#)
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horse87 had an enormous impact on me personally, but in terms of affecting uber as a whole i would have to say ltap
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-05 09:55:37 EDT (#)
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What about alters? Can't see how you can rule them out, as ever-present as they are here and hard to prove. What about Fat Tony and Electro.
Or Fetish.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-05 09:19:11 EDT (#)
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Tom
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-05 04:27:07 EDT (#)
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Vermin
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-05 03:46:24 EDT (#)
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i echo iddqd
why would anyone ever give a fuck? you've perhaps devolved too much from real-world into internet world.
suggestion: take a break.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-05 03:42:13 EDT (#)
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Circe, Shitfuck, Godlovesalittlelovin... Bickerstaff... Dammit I know I'm missing some people.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-05 02:51:14 EDT (#)
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thorpe
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-05 01:27:29 EDT (#)
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Sideburns made MVA in a matter of three months, or something ridiculous.....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-05 01:22:05 EDT (#)
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degreeless?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-05 00:59:01 EDT (#)
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Anal, below
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-05 00:15:59 EDT (#)
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Me.
...I fucked your mother.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:42:57 EDT (#)
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who cares?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:36:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:29:49 EDT (#)
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comicbookguy
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Yep. 1.7 on 101. I've read some of CBG's stuff, but need to look at all of it.
Thanks, Chron.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:29:49 EDT (#)
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comicbookguy
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:26:30 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about jack11058
User id: 11440
Registered on or around: 2004-08-19 22:01:18 EDT
# Messages posted: 101
# Reviews written: 2677
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Average rating of all messages: 1.77
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Thanks, JoeDaddy. Seldom, if ever, do we see a 1.77 on over 100 posts. I'll be reading for a long time.
Thanks again.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:17:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:59:03 EDT (#)
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horse87 had an enormous impact on me personally, but in terms of affecting uber as a whole i would have to say ltap
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I am honoured.
NOT!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-04 23:13:44 EDT (#)
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Me, obviously.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-04 22:57:33 EDT (#)
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Jack11058 .
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-05-04 22:34:52 EDT (#)
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catscradle
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:34:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:24:12 EDT (#)
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Shlongy.
Seriously. He single-handedly turned this from a circle-jerk to what it is today.
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I have archived every Shlongy post. They will be in my will, given to my kids and grandkids.
:)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:30:31 EDT (#)
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And he B@wed with his first post
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:30:15 EDT (#)
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TimeCop was pretty dope.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:29:59 EDT (#)
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kristy swan
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:24:12 EDT (#)
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Shlongy.
Seriously. He single-handedly turned this from a circle-jerk to what it is today.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:58:53 EDT (#)
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Apollo, I looked it up. You beat bob by 53 days. Bozo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:47:26 EDT (#)
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like you were around for drink_ddt 'bob'.
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The search function ain't helpin' me. Apollo, please link me to some ddt.
PS: you've been here for how much longer than Bob? Three months? Maybe four?
Just gimme the link and go wrap your fat head in a liner of Texas cowshit.
Thanks for the unneeded -2, you prick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:47:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:28:22 EDT (#)
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drinkddt, bickerstaff, thecaes (best series in Uber's history imo) come to mind.
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Thanks, Bob. ddt and Bickerstaff have been mentioned, and I have been a huge fan of The Caes for a long time. . .
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:47:26 EDT (#)
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like you were around for drink_ddt 'bob'.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:28:22 EDT (#)
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drinkddt, bickerstaff, thecaes (best series in Uber's history imo) come to mind.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:05:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:59:03 EDT (#)
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horse87 had an enormous impact on me personally, but in terms of affecting uber as a whole i would have to say ltap
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Thanks, Willie, that made my world.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:59:03 EDT (#)
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horse87 had an enormous impact on me personally, but in terms of affecting uber as a whole i would have to say ltap
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:05:34 EDT (#)
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Dur dur dur dur dur
(Wah wah wah wah wah)
Howzzat, Hatfield?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I have a reputation to uphold, now rustle up a stirring rendition of "dueling banjos" for me, McCoy
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a shit stirrer, you fucking pedophile
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I'm not a pedophile, you shit stirring asshole.
Ask an honest question and get garbage from the retards.
Thanks, Georgie, thanks a lot.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a shit stirrer, you fucking pedophile
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Firefly
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-04 18:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in the shortest time? Mystiamoon and also IHAKF.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90797
I'd also have to agree with naming Method as the most prolific turd disturber this site has enjoyed/endured.
ProfessorFuckFace has to be up there as well.
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Agreed on all points. I have spent centuries reading all Method's posts, as well as PFF's.
Every once in a while I look at things prior to 2004 and find small gems that I have never seen. I simply wondered if there was a cache of greatness of which I should be aware.
Thanks for the rating, Rob. We really can get along.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90797
I'd also have to agree with naming Method as the most prolific turd disturber this site has enjoyed/endured.
ProfessorFuckFace has to be up there as well.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's obvious that I wasn't looking for Fungah. . .
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I was just leaving high school... Has it changed much though?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:13:33 EDT (#)
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1999-11-30 07:06:04 GMT
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, how long has this site actually been around and how much has it changed?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PERKMAN!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have actually met Darko, so I'd say...
anyone but Darko
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How can a giraffe be below anything? The tallest creature on the planet?
:)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
much watch Blue Harvest on BBC3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dominic diamond below
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As if you have to ask
(ps Giraffe Below)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bickerstaff
bit of a legend there
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100% agreement, Red, but the entire known universe knows the Legend that is Bickerstaff. I've read all of his/her posts many times. I just wondered if there was someone from the old days of whom I was unaware.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bickerstaff
bit of a legend there
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
_JP and drink_ddt are the first two that jump to mind.
Razor always used to get into arguements with this dude named Yidele, I think. I used to enjoy those posts.
One thing though, and this is coming from somebody who's been coming here for longer than most people: the term 'uber elders' is incredibly pretentious. When I hear the term I always picture some cabal of Internet nerds who haven't had anything to do for half a decade, so they spend their time complaining that the website they go to has too many new people.
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I chose the term "elders" rather than "you old fucks who have been here since the creation" because it sounded better. Either way, there may be some old shit out there that hasn't seen the light for years.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-04 15:41:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfortunately the only impact Uberers have had on me has been negative for the most part. As in, I see their name and expect only shit stirring, shock value posts, general repulsiveness, and douchebaggery. More unfortunately, they never let me down in that area.
Then again, some users will provide quality posts, intelligently dialogue, and entertain. Even if they indulge in crap posts now and again. That's ok though, they've earned it.
Problem is, the former type of user usually gets more recognition/attention.
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HEY TWINKLE-TITS...STOP TYPIN AND COOK ME A POTROAST
that is all
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfortunately the only impact Uberers have had on me has been negative for the most part. As in, I see their name and expect only shit stirring, shock value posts, general repulsiveness, and douchebaggery. More unfortunately, they never let me down in that area.
Then again, some users will provide quality posts, intelligently dialogue, and entertain. Even if they indulge in crap posts now and again. That's ok though, they've earned it.
Problem is, the former type of user usually gets more recognition/attention.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me
FUSION FUSION FUSION
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
_JP and drink_ddt are the first two that jump to mind.
Razor always used to get into arguements with this dude named Yidele, I think. I used to enjoy those posts.
One thing though, and this is coming from somebody who's been coming here for longer than most people: the term 'uber elders' is incredibly pretentious. When I hear the term I always picture some cabal of Internet nerds who haven't had anything to do for half a decade, so they spend their time complaining that the website they go to has too many new people.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 21:04:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not an elder, but assuming The Creator does not count, I'd say Method.
Hell, a lot of people rode this wave, started when I was about six months old in ubertime, but you've been there, done that...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=pandemic
Hopefully this will provide some good links to forgotten gold... or forgotten shit-stirrers.
Who started the whole Urbane thing?
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Can this not be done again, different setting, different topic? This looked like wicked fun! How many pandemic posts!!! Gazillions. Then again, you might be hard pushed to find a topic ubiquitous to us all.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Urbane? The name vulva comes to mind...
No pun intended.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not an elder, but assuming The Creator does not count, I'd say Method.
Hell, a lot of people rode this wave, started when I was about six months old in ubertime, but you've been there, done that...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=pandemic
Hopefully this will provide some good links to forgotten gold... or forgotten shit-stirrers.
Who started the whole Urbane thing?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-05-04 16:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who's been around for a while remembers drink_ddt. He was the first member ever to get banned.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cam't help you mate, I am shiney and new