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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-05-06 15:13:52 EDT
Eating pasta (spaghetti and alfredo) minutes after I masturbated.
Awesomeness.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ram a broomstick up your ass
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:33:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:33:32 EDT (#)
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indeed
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:22:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:30:43 EDT (#)
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ironically, i heard that your mom does the same thing after giving you bjs
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 01:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EWWWW.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:59:33 EDT (#)
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This wasn't as important as i thought it'd be.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:10:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-06 17:55:56 EDT (#)
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and..
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:52:20 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Linus
# Messages posted: 13
Average rating of all messages: -0.68
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Can't you take a fucking hint?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been waiting all day for this.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:51:49 EDT (#)
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Rancid semen != alfredo sauce
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:48:21 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, you've advanced from douche bag to douche silo...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:18:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-06 16:18:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:54:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:44:43 EDT (#)
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So what you're saying is you came on the spaghetti and now you're eating your almost-babies.
Great. Do that for the rest of your life and spare the world from dealing with additional branches of your family tree. With trees on the outs and pollution being what it is, we need all the oxygen we can get and don't need a clan of mouthbreathing fucks sucking up all the goodness.
Save the planet one spoonfull of semen at a time, whydontcha.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You lost protein, why are you eating carbs?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:42:38 EDT (#)
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Bleck; forensicgirl3 mine is so alkaline.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:38:39 EDT (#)
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Who are you trying to kid? You probably stuck it IN the alfredo sauce then ate it.
A male friend of mine once advised me that one should NEVER eat any sort of leftovers from a man's fridge for this reason.
Granted he is full of shit, but it does seem to be solid advice.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:33:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:22:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:21:40 EDT (#)
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i masturbated with that spaghetti moments earlier
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i got it before monkeyswithguns did. promise.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:32:26 EDT (#)
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Brings irony and fresh meaning to the term "limp noodle"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:25:24 EDT (#)
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Quality.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:22:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:21:40 EDT (#)
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i masturbated with that spaghetti moments earlier
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:21:55 EDT (#)
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beware the alfredo
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:21:40 EDT (#)
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i masturbated with that spaghetti moments earlier
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:19:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:16:34 EDT (#)
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you're a moron
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:16:34 EDT (#)
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you're a moron
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-05-06 15:15:36 EDT (#)
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Riiiighhhhhhttttttttt........