ScribbleWhore_2008 (1271 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.2 on 82 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-05-07 01:45:10 EDT
User Reviews
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-10 04:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i luv u man, i really luv u
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-21 14:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, Im begging you to do a caricature of me
that would be beyond fucking awesome.
I'll send money.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-27 14:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
=)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:29:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, do you do Caricatures?
DO ME DO ME!!!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, do you do Caricatures?
DO ME DO ME!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's one serious fucking eyebrow.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm amused
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You were unloved as a child weren't you?
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Nope, wrong again.
In fact - I have amazing parents. I can honestly say I have never for even the briefest of moments ever felt unloved.
Which could account for my tremendous sense of self.
What is this? Be mean to Rob day?
Perhaps I did morph into some sort of Ubervillan without even knowing it. I hope I get to wear a cape.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You were unloved as a child weren't you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hah... I just realized who 8bit hero is: Foolproof.
Shoulda seen that earlier.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I will say again, though - I like the part where I lure unsuspecting nerds into my evil lair of attention whoredom.
That is rich.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who knows?
People love to hate ... and I'm a sucker for irrelevant mindless bullshit so long as I'm entertained.
I just don't think people enjoy wrapping their head around my proclaimed greater awesome. It's more fun to grandstand about how miserable, fat, acne ridden I must REALLY be and this is all some desperate act.
That, and I don't think ANYone who shows up to this place really cares all that much to begin with - but we all seems to think the other person cares more than we do.
>shrugs<
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fo sho below.
ps - rob, why is it that people are constantly getting in "ambivalence-offs" (as you put it) with you?
"no i care less about your hurtful comments than you care about mine! i swear!"
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Berg,
Do you ever shut up?
This has nothing to do with being a "sloppy vagina".
This is me not playing your fucking games where you try to get people to your posts, where you engage them in a flaming war to increase your hits/reviews/heat to satisfy your obvious glaring need for approval and attention. You need somebody, anybody, to pay attention to you because you have realized that your life is so fucking empty and meaningless that interaction with strangers is the only interaction you can gain. It is also the only interaction you are worth.
I imagine you spend a lot of time alone. Judging by the amount of time you spend at Ubersite, that would be a fair guess.
Now, you can say "I love it here because of ________!" but the reality is, nobody else will have you. You have found your formula for attention in writing, endlessly, about Ubersite. You discovered that people react to it, so you continue to do so.
If you act in the real world much the way you act here, I can assure you that you would either:
A. Have a restraining order against you.
B. Get punched in the face...constantly.
C. Be alone. Nobody like a clinger.
I am 100% assured that you will respond to this. You can't help it. It's a sickness and addiction that you have. I am done, however.
I wish you luck in your future posts about changing Ubersite for your better.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hella cute
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm cute too, that's how I'm doin' :)
IM me later, I'm going out for lunch now
<3
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps: you're 100x cuter than you drew yourself, rob, and you know it
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SHHHHHH. (blush)
How ARE you doing young lady?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps: you're 100x cuter than you drew yourself, rob, and you know it
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Berg,
I thought you were a little more civil. I recall you telling me that you only resorted to name calling when it was rendered upon you.
Quote from you: Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-30 16:31:27 EDT
"Look, I just react to the sort of input I receive. If you want to be civil, I will react in a civil manner."
Well, you sir, are a liar. I made no personal attack on you, yet you come to my post with a hearty insult.
It seems as if the rest of this community has you pegged for the self-indulgent, petty, smug little man you really are.
Now, I know you'll say that you don't care what I think. I know you'll try to hurt my feelings with some grade school attack on me. I assure you, it will be all for naught.
You see, I do not care about Ubersite, nor it's denziens, one iota. To me, it is nothing but a faceless organization floating in a sea of faceless organizations. I do not worship it as if it were the end all be all in the manner in which you worship it.
So, Mr. Berg, you can take the gentleman's route and apologize for a unprovoked attack on me, and for spreading faslities about my mother, or you can go on with the liar's way of saying one thing but showing another.
Finally, before you think this is a "ratings rant", be well aware, as you can tell by my short history, I do not care about ratings. At all. If I did, I would put forth some effort.
Good day.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nurd
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're right.
This post kind of "wasn't about Ubersite", I guess.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get it. You can draw cartoons.
NEXT!
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A minus 1.
Is that so hard to remember you senile fuck?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get it. You can draw cartoons.
NEXT!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CaveBrau
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, i don't drink soda at all.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't hate you at all, rob.
i rather like you, as a matter of fact.
partly because its not 'cool' to like you and i'm a HUGE rebel.
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ahaha
diet coke for you too
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uber credentials...
LOL
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey scourge how about wiping that Rob_Berg semen from your face?
It sours your uber credentials.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't hate you at all, rob.
i rather like you, as a matter of fact.
partly because its not 'cool' to like you and i'm a huge rebel.
and partly because you annoy the natives, and that brings me joy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool and the gang
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, rob!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Step 1: Draw something
Step 2: Post it
Step 3: Camp on the post
Step 4: Jack off to the number of hits the post generates and don't think about the possibility that half of those hits are from constantly refreshing the page to see who has commented on your comments.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
f-o-c means free-of-charge
i suggested diet coke to help with your weight problem
i know when you've been hurt too many times it can be difficult to trust again
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you draw
we get it
what else have you got?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this fucking rules, do one of me rob
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Now you could be onto something!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this fucking rules, do one of me rob
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-07 07:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know something? Underneath the surface, a festering hatred is building in me. Every time someone makes a rape joke, posts Ha Ha Rabbit, emus, Goatse, rob_berg's pictures or any of the other overused and retarded Ubermemes, I accumulate more weapons and finger them lovingly.
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I see that someone liked this.
I still say this will happen one day.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PICS PLS
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*EXPLODING.
(which could very well be some spectacular Freudian slipple to this post.)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*bleary edit*
On Cola:
The crisp delicious snap of vibrant cola goodness explodes in my mouth provides my deeply satisfied palate a deep quivering glee (rivaled by only a few assorted foodstuffs)
When that carbonated cascade of cola flavored sugar water continues down my throat with that familiar flavourful punch - that bubbly stream flowing down into my belly is pure rapture each and every magnificent sip.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you so angry at me rob
:(
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon SAYS.....
Draw pictures.
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...AND BEANO IS BACK ON BOARD.
God bless your fickle reboundy goodness Ubersite.
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You go back to posting shite, I'll go back to neg two'ing it... that's not fickle my friend, that's honesty.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nurd is rather clever.
i swear people are inventing ways to hate rob just because uber doesn't have any worthwhile villains
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
32 reviews. 18 by you. Do you have no shame?
-1 for polluting the site.
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Polluting?
THIS SITE?
AHAHAHAaa.
This is like pissing in an outhouse.
I liked you better as a happy go lucky barely literate >greets< jackass - this whole 'judging' thing is totally killin' my buzz.
Either lighten up - or piss off.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
32 reviews. 18 by you. Do you have no shame?
-1 for polluting the site.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I FAIL YOU FAIL WE ALL FAIL.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110227
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But when there is so much 'win'... it's tough to notice.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-30 06:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a fucking assclown and i promise i'm never coming to this page again, so you might as well leave your rebuttal on one of my posts. Having said that, if i see any of my posts are "Last reviewed by rob-berg at" i'm not going to check those either. I'm excising you from my existence.
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Of ALL the things you could have failed at you choose that?
Hey - can you write me a poem on why I think I'm super awesome?
OMG YOU ARE SUCH A MEANIE.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pfft. The greatest beverage known to man is Irn Bru. Accept no substitutes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know I'm right. Coke with Orange is pretty good too. Regular Coke is like drinking treacle.
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NO WAY, EH.
Regular Coca Cola cracked fresh out of the nicely chilled can is the superior beverage.
The crisp delicious snap of vibrant cola goodness explodes in my mouth giving my deeply satisfied palate a deep quivering glee that is rivals by only a few assorted foodstuffs... When that carbonated cascade of cola flavored sugar water drains down my throat with that familiar punch of my throat clenching on that bubbly stream as it escorts it down into my belly.
The taste is almost secondary to that experience, I must admit. Most cola makes me smile.
OK NOW I AM REALLY GONE.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'I love you'.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
C'mon Rob....19 reviews, and 11 by yourself...
I know you've got more quality than that. Don't spill it on overkill.:-)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know something? Underneath the surface, a festering hatred is building in me. Every time someone makes a rape joke, posts Ha Ha Rabbit, emus, Goatse, rob_berg's pictures or any of the other overused and retarded Ubermemes, I accumulate more weapons and finger them lovingly.
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What did you do to deserve that, rob?
Also, is bart gonna go v-tech on Ubersite?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
See?
THAT. That is why I stay around here. Did you even SEE that zinger?
BAM.
I'm basking in my post-rank after glow here.
I e-love at least most of you.
guh nite.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know I'm right. Coke with Orange is pretty good too. Regular Coke is like drinking treacle.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Diet Cherry Coke is the best there is.
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Whatever, fruitcup.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon SAYS.....
Draw pictures.
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...AND BEANO IS BACK ON BOARD.
God bless your fickle reboundy goodness Ubersite.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can you please imagine me absolutely LOSING my mind. Like seriously - exploding.
And also - make sure I shit mah pants?
A -1 no comment? Fucker.
Feeling blue? Get dumped again?
Cheer up, eh.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon SAYS.....
Draw pictures.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
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OH FUCK OFF YOU LIMEY CUNT.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's crummy because I really do have a great time around here, and been able to live life just fine with this distraction taking up as much time as it has... the enjoyment rewards justifying the investment...but lately the audience has grown quite anemic and in its weakness we are starting to feed on each other.
Let's face it - there has been a dismal new crop of contributers and the old folks who still troll around this dump only contribute boring one-liner posts and ooze a smug superiority whenever they rate that we don't really give a fuck about 'em.
I know that some of you people following along might not 'like me' - but I'll just pre-empt the obvious 'it's only a website' dismissal with a real understanding that people think I suck.
Hey - some find it cool - some even like me. I have gotten drunk with a few of them, even.
See, the thing is: I'm a good fella, trust me on this. Your comments don't bother me because this is a distraction to me - a fabulously entertaining one - and one that I treasure as a scrap book of my own significant awesome. Now - before your taint goes all crampy - there are LOTS of other people who are just as cool - if not cooler than me who are following along.
I guess the thing is - I could turn this program off at any time... and lately I have been thinking I should flick that switch. Which sucks - because I really have grown fond of some of you detached souls.
Anyway - all of this has made me quite reflective on the Uber:TheMagazine project. I'm totally pumped for it... I'm trying to get Bart onside with the idea - I think a new fresh start will yield a marketable destination site - a gateway to the awesome, so to speak. I can talk about taglines another time with the people who are interested in helping or contributing.
Don't you worry Willie, none of your posts will be used, except maybe the one about me.
I think that's only fair. I'm sure I'd win on account of some serious copyright infringement on that motherfucker.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Diet Cherry Coke is the best there is.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
/meltdown.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy is totally stoned, eh.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHO RECOMMENDS DIET COKE?
bleck.
I have no idea what f-o-c means
If it's, like, that I'm fat - I am going to cry out-loud the only way I know how.
With all my heart.
Fried on cannibus?
THE ANSWER IS YES.
I grow weary of this place.
Yet a certain part of me is enamored with it.
Honestly - I have used this experience to fuel my continuing notion that this world can be saved through online awareness.
This particular medium allows us to focus on issues in almost a reverse pattern - from the inside out, so to speak.
To the individual ALL problems are micro first. Most people can manage their problems and some of those people are able to focus on the macro - but only a few - and they are up against overwhelming indifference and apathy. People are to busy to give a shit.
We have to become distracted away from the keyboard. We need to do things, accomplish tasks, set goals and most of all we need to succeed. Our lives are filled with distraction we are all aware of the "bad things" but we are all limited to our own willingness to participate in a system of government that will dramatically change the way the world is governed on a global scale. After all - on the web isn't every individual voice given an opportunity to speak? So long as you can type out a thought, or rationalize some wet dream - you are in the game... the problem is most of you are statistically insignificant in the real world. You have some jackass running for government because his brother Stan owns Meatworld on Main - and his entire administration is not exactly criminal, but it certainly pays to be on the Mayor's good side. No?
The problem is, I'm a lazy fuck.
Well, not exactly lazy - but my disinterest in doing things that I 'should' is fairly chronic.
I see the potential of this vast portal into the minds of every single fella and dames who log onto the innertubes here.
But I guess there are things I could be doing other than wasting time here.
It's just I see value to all this jibber-jabber.
I can't help it - I find it really compelling.
But the more I think about it... the more I think it might just be time to move on.
At least a little bit, you know?
I gotta say, I'll miss this place when I do finally check outta of here.
Anyway, gotta work. I hope this review made you wet your pretty little panties.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OH: diet coke tastes like shit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
LEADED.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's your problem right there
diet coke is my advice for you f-o-c
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a coke.
I do love my cola.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a pepsi?
please answer in 1000 words or less
i hope your fagazine is going well
please do not use any of my posts without my permission i've had a lot of problems with ancillaries such as unauthorized hats and mugs
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, and this took me about 10 minutes to draw.
It took me a little longer than that to take out the lines, though.
I liked the rough feel to it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are wrong.
I like drawing - I'm rather good at it. People even pay me scads of money to produce it for them - go figure, huh? I saw scourge's call for uberdirectory pictures and I thought wouldn't it be fun to sketch something out, did so, scanned it, cleaned it up a little and posted it.
Of course I enjoy the positive remarks I get from people sure - don't you get a feeling of satisfaction when someone gives you kudos for a particularly clever bit of writing or each time you get yourself a B@W nod? I take the negative with a grain of salt - carefully measuring the source and sometimes I'm rather curious about why.
The ability to spew out a "fetid avalanche of self-indulgent rubbish" makes me happy. I just like barfing that shit out... Macro thinking? Talking at a giant group of random strangers? It's fucking awesome. I know it irritates a few of you people, but it keeps myself (and others) quite entertained. I know I do tend to repeat myself... but then again - not everyone gets a chance to read it the first time, and I can't help it if I have the same kinda thoughts.
I don't know why that kind of participation is so offensive to you - but whatever. You seem to like piking on people - I like to blather on incessantly. To each their own.
If you closely examine my interaction with most of the people who bother to log in here any more and you will see that most of it is quite positive - I look at my time spent here more like hanging out as opposed to visiting. Does this make me a gigantic nerd - of course it does, but it's something I am quite comfortable with.
But don't worry - I am growing rather weary of the constant negative barrage from the likes of you, Caulaincourt, and a few of the other opportunistic pests that continually dump their shit all over me. It kinda wears a fella down, you know? I'm a very positive person and can only shrug off so much disdain. Perhaps that is what sparked the Uber:TheMagazine idea that you reacted so violently to - I guess I want a change and that Gandhi fella said I have to become it. So I will.
Anyway - it's unlikely you will bother to read or even try to understand this response - perhaps you'll even write a wonderful parody of it and continue that e-popular bandwagon of berg hatin' that seems all the rage these days.
Fill your boots, flicks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me guess...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:06.02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starting to think you post these artworks just to assure yourself that you provide ubersite with a ample range of content rather than merely sluicing a fetid avalanche of self-indulgent rubbish.
You know, like you put one picture in every five posts to counteract the impression that you do nothing other than recycle and devalue existing content in the form of desperate, bloggish bleats for attention.
But i could be wrong.
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No phallic i do it because it takes me 20 seconds and i enjoy it. And if you have such a problem with my posts, notice that NOONE on this website forces you to read them. Take your unhappy little ass away from the screen for one minute and blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah etc etc etc...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:06:01 EDT (#)
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I'm starting to think you post these artworks just to assure yourself that you provide ubersite with a ample range of content rather than merely sluicing a fetid avalanche of self-indulgent rubbish.
You know, like you put one picture in every five posts to counteract the impression that you do nothing other than recycle and devalue existing content in the form of desperate, bloggish bleats for attention.
But i could be wrong.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-07 01:59:05 EDT (#)
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