Dont ask how i found it, but What The Fuck!? (NSFW Text Link) (1362 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.5 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <your_ex_pimp.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-05-07 22:11:50 EDT
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Found it from reading bash.org and following a link. I need a cold shower...
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-09 12:27:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:53:04 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:51:09 EDT (#)
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shandy will love this
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No one else would. You would +2 God being punched by Method
damn fucking right i would.
THAT i would pay to see.
PS
God doesn't exist Bubba, just like your friends/wife/success.
Submitted by John_Wayne_on_Acid (user info) at 2008-05-08 13:48:32 EDT (#)
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LOL!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:41:24 EDT (#)
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Ballare found it a few months ago and posted it one of my posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113507#2594913
sorry but this has already been explored
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 04:13:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:35:28 EDT (#)
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This used to be one of three articles on (the sadly defunct) dolphinsex.org
Thanks for finding it, but it's probably older than you.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:27:23 EDT (#)
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older than this bitch
http://images.heaven666.org/images/run-grandpa-run.jpg
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:26:10 EDT (#)
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ooooooold
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2008-05-08 02:53:28 EDT (#)
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like old
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-08 01:16:28 EDT (#)
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for bubba.
and because i actually read the whole thing. if nothing else, i now know how to fuck a dolphin.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 00:12:40 EDT (#)
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Bubba is a massive idiot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shandy will love this
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No one else would. You would +2 God being punched by Method.
Stupid FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No fucking way--it's gotta be a hoax. Fuck!
"When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."
That's funny as hell.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:44:59 EDT (#)
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That was darko's link!
Give it back!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:34:36 EDT (#)
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that was some strange shit
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:51:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/l/epic_fail
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:51:09 EDT (#)
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shandy will love this
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:51:05 EDT (#)
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Old
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:36:49 EDT (#)
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Was trawling the netherregions of www.bash.org, and came across some stupid quote (yes, i am fucking bored with 2 hours until work) about porjectile dolphin-spunk, and thought i'd do some research. Wish i never did... so im sharing it with you all :)
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This net -1 is for sitting there waiting for me to ask you where you found the link.\
>8-[ <----Dracula
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:29:59 EDT (#)
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Was trawling the netherregions of www.bash.org, and came across some stupid quote (yes, i am fucking bored with 2 hours until work) about porjectile dolphin-spunk, and thought i'd do some research. Wish i never did... so im sharing it with you all :)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:24:17 EDT (#)
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Hey, how'd you find that link... sorry.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:15:40 EDT (#)
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Im sure theres a 'how-to' out there somewhere... Goats dont say no either
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:15:34 EDT (#)
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What is with the barrage of stupid dolphin posts lately? Yes, two is a barrage. Fuck off and die.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:14:48 EDT (#)
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Go fuck a goat.