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Should've been done a while ago.. (322 hits)

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Rating: -1.87 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by shwasome (View user info) at 2008-05-13 22:55:53 EDT


I here by declare uber war on Fat Sacks.

This douche bag and his turtles must be stopped.

at all costs.

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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I hate perfect scores

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 01:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No turtles, -2.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-14 00:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope this war results in both of your deaths.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wouldn't be surprised if you owned that account too.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's pitiful. At least attck someone in a way to provide entertaining results.


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to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?