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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-05-16 14:57:42 EDT
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-20 22:54:09 EDT (#)
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1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard? """
anything used by americans or ontarians since they are the only people on earth who use pickup lines.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why? """
everyone except you.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting. """
i am meeting my half-sister tomorrow night. she's a very famous model. like i will be, obviously.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not? """
i don't believe in anything. as long as i have internet porn, origins do not matter.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end? """
wtf, stfu you jehovah's witness.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?"""
i hate dalmatians.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-20 12:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My answer is 'rape' to everything.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-20 10:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Almost any "pick-up" line I hear is horrible. Every time I hear some guy deliver some attempt at flattery as a means of "hittin it", a small kitten inside me cries sulphuric acid tears of disgust.
2. Who would I like to learn more about? Just about everyone really. I'm interested in people in general, but the people that congregate here are witty, which I find is a rare and admirable trait.
That was why I did such things as post my mailing address here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115024
and have so often encouraged someone else besides myself to host a Georgia Uber-con. I'm almost desperate enough to host it myself, maybe a southern camping version like Manic Mother's. Only there will be more snakes and jungle conditions in our version. Plus I'll make it better....somehow.
3. I could tell you lots about myself that is interesting!
I pick and eat my boogers when no-body is watching. Except my wife, who no longer cares.
I'm letting my nosehairs grow out so that when I'm old I can braid them into my beard.
I'm arming and preparing myself for Armageddon, or Ragnarok, or Dawn of the Dead, whichever End Times version you prefer to envision.
My screen-name here is something my wife and sister in law joke about, and whenever they say it they both break out laughing. I have no idea why, I just thought it sounded like a cool name.
4. I have my theories, particularly reminiscent of the B@W link to the short story about "meat that thinks." But mostly I'll believe it when I see it.
5. See #3 for details on what I'm doing about it, but I dont know how it's going to happen, or even if it is. I'd rather be prepared for it either way, because even if it doesn't happen, I can just keep eating my bunker food and replacing it with fresher pallets of the stuff. If it does end, I think it will be with a whimper and not a bang. Probably a super-virus of some sort, and it won't kill us off completely, just narrow down the gene pool significantly, which has been needed for some time in order to stave off what should NOT be common ailments such as: Obesity, Poor Vision, Crippling Diseases (think kids in wheelchairs from birth defects or things such as MS) and poor health in general. Those things exist in nature for a purpose, to eliminate the weak, and keep the species strong. We've fucked that up, and it's nigh well time to rectify the problem.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of? Bug: Jumping Spiders- They not only surprise you with web in the face, but they can JUMP AT YOUR FACE ALSO!!!!!
Animal: Cats. They carry all sorts of witches curses, and they plot our destruction daily. Maybe that's how the world will end........ with Chairman Meow as their "Great Leader."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 14:24:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to make an amendment to my number 3: Sometimes when I'm doing something that requires the use of only one hand, like say, scrambling eggs or brushing my teeth, the other arm will invariably end up bent at the elbow, at my side, with my hand curled up in it's native raptor-claw position.
WTF? Does anybody else do that?
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lol
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Straight from my best man's mouth our freshman year of college:
- Her, in the cafeteria: "Anybody got milk?"
- Him, running to her room twenty minutes later with a comeback pickup: "No, but I bet YOU do!"
2. I'd really like to know the thought process (or lack of it) behind everyone on here who derives some sort of pleasure from dragging people's personal lives into an internet forum and exposing their private information without permission. Honestly, are your own lives THAT unfulfilling that you need to live vicariously through the defamation/embarrassment of others?
Other than that, I'd hang out with Bart, scourge, and AsshOly, mainly only because of geographic proximity. The UK contigency was a fun group to be with though, and I'd do that again in a heartbeat if travel permits.
3. I had a cancerous kidney removed when I was an infant; consequently, the scar grew with me and now runs from my side across most of my stomach. Unfortunately laparoscopic nephrectomy wasn't a viable option in 1977.
4. I have no hard evidence to prove or disprove either argument, so I suppose that anything is possible, but I'm inclined to lean towards government R&D as the most plausible explanation for that Roswell stuff.
5. What NotSteve said...book of Revelations lays it out pretty well.
Extra Credit: homo sapiens, particularly the variety that act/speak before thinking.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
" Is Your Father a Farmer? Cause Im Diggen Your Melons."
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
This is tricky, I belive I would like to meet no one.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I once ate a pack of cards.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
You boring whore.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Yep, still boring.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Penelope Pitstop
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"Here's twenty pence, go call your mother and tell her you're not coming home tonight."
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
Bickerstaff
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I doubt anyone would find it interesting, but I have nearly superhuman hearing. Which would have to be the worst superhuman power to have, it is next to useless except for locating my cat when he's gone wombles.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
I do not believe. Kevlar is a direct evolution of Nylon. Women were wearing Nylon stockings in the second world war. It is not such a leap if it is understood. That guy needs a straight jacket.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Someone already said that "everything is a precursor to the end of the world". I'm using that as my responce.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Spiders are the only animal/bug I'm frightend of.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2008-05-19 07:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
" IS YOUR NAME GILLETTE? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET."
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
NONE. YOU ARE ALL DULL AS FUCK, MYSELF INCLUDED.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
THERE IS NOTHING INTERESTING ABOUT ME.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
NOT.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
THE PREDICTIONS ARE THE RAMBELINGS OF MORONS, THE WORLD WILL TECHNICALLY NEVER END BUT WE PROBABLY WILL.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
SHARKS.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:06:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
~ Beano, I want to know if he was ever into the comic of the same name
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I only ever read the comic when I was off school sick, with a bottle of lucozade.
So no. Sorry.
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Pity
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-18 08:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"Are you tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night."
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
Average Dan. Mainly because of his geographic proximity to me, and because he seems like he'd be cool to have a beer with.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I have dual citizenship (England and America) and toes longer than most peoples fingers.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
No. Everyone knows the Keebler Elves invented all that stuff.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
The last sign of the Apocalypse will be Flavor of Love 3. The world will then be farted out the asshole of the universe.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Rats. They fucking give me the creeps.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 05:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The splits?! :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 02:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
I don't mind pick up lines really, they are just a way of starting a conversation by the socially inept and chronically shy. As long as you don't fall for the cheesey ones, it's just a form of saying hello.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
Triangle_Man has always interested me. Also beeltea and of course, FJ.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I can do the splits.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
Blah.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Seasons in this country are fading, we will soon have the same weather throughout the year. Not hot, not cold. We are probably heading for another iceage.
If war ends the life on earth, it will be man's fault, as in the male population.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Werewolves.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-17 06:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
MAN - Would you like to see something massive an jump around on it for 20 minutes?
ME - I'd rather not thanks.
MAN - Pulls down his trousers and starts jumping up and down waving his cock at me.
ME - *Shrieks*
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
F.J Bell and Jack McCallum. Haven't been here long but their posts have entertained me the most. F.Js comments for some reason I just like that guy.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I'm blind but I can see.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
I'd love to believe this but I don't. Wouldn't it be wicked to finally know there was something else in the universe? Another holiday destination out of this world perhaps? If there are aliens I'm not sure we're at a stage for them to bother with us. It saddens me it will never be in my lifetime, always wanted to be a space traveller terraforming planets.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Verybody thinks the world is going to end and indeed it is. Honestly, I don't think man will destroy the earth. If we're thinking about the end of the world are we thinking about the end of manking or the actual real obliteration of the planet? Unfortunately, we are insignificant in comparison to the great planet and anything we do will be a blip on the giant on the space clock. Human caused global woarming is a myth, the ozone layer has healed and nobody has the guts to pull the trigger on a nuclear bomb.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Rabid dogs, rabid anything. Rabies is zombie disease.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-17 03:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
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This was not directed at me (Since Im repellent and smell of Edam) but my mate Tony once went up to a bunch of girls holding a handful of ice, crushed the ice and said "Now that Ive broken the ice..."
It worked. It fucking worked. Madness.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
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Habeeb. Id like to know who has the energy to hold up that much alter for so long.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
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The first job I ever got paid for was acting in a short film for Channel 4.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
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Bollocks. Aliens exist, I believe that. What I DONT Believe is that any race capable of interstellar travel would fly a half million light years then fucking CRASH. Bull.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
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Nonesense.
As to how the world will end, good old fashioned human stupidity and belligerence will have a lot to do with it.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
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None really, although the I dont welcome the idea of being in shark infested water but I dont lie awake at night worrying about land-sharks.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to make an amendment to my number 3: Sometimes when I'm doing something that requires the use of only one hand, like say, scrambling eggs or brushing my teeth, the other arm will invariably end up bent at the elbow, at my side, with my hand curled up in it's native raptor-claw position.
WTF? Does anybody else do that?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. So, are you here trolling for ass?
2. Bickerstaff, for obvious reasons.
3. I'm a very good bare-knuckle fighter.
4. Couldn't care less.
5. I think Revelations paints the picture.
Extra Credit: Fucking hate spiders.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Do you come here often? Seriously.
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Seriously? Like for real real?
That's just some dude trying to make conversation because he thinks you're cute and it's just as awkward for him as it is for you.
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I was asked that at a gay bar when I was sixteen, and terrified.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2. smastro
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Do you come here often? Seriously.
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Seriously? Like for real real?
That's just some dude trying to make conversation because he thinks you're cute and it's just as awkward for him as it is for you.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Do you come here often? Seriously.
2. RobBerg. I'd love to crawl around in your head and know what makes you draw the craziness you do. I'd also like to wear your face but that's beside the point.
3. I am colorblind (coffee black and egg white). Apparently that's much rarer in girls.
4. Nonsense
5. Everything that has ever happened or will ever happen is a precursor to Armageddon. I wouldn't place any more value on today's events than the peasants tearing apart England after the Black Plague, the French Revolution or the Holocaust. Sure, they sucked, but the world got over them.
Extra Credit: Spiders
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-05-16 20:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"I haven't washed my Penis in three weeks. Wanna dance?"
I was much younger and very very drunk. The girl I asked laughed and danced with me. I probably should have married her.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
I know everything about all of you.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I have hooves where I should have feet.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
Sure why not.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Every event that happens is a precursor to the end of the world.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
I hates me all kinds of bugs.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
In college, a guy who had overheard a conversation between my friends and I about some of our favorite things, later tried to casually state to me as if he hadn't overheard it 'if I could do two things for the rest of my life, it would be to write poetry, and go down on girls.' Yeah..not this girl.
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ok, so if im understanding this correctly, the guy overheard you saying that some of your favorite things are poetry and going down on girls?
I dig that.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
If my herps wern't acting up, I'd fuck your brains loose.
-Overheard in The Firehouse(bar in Athens, GA)
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
none. honestly, if I don't know you in real life I couldn't care less about you.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I was born without a sense of smell.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
Oh, I believe like a mother fucker. Civilizations don't jump from vacuum tubes to transistors overnight like we did. Plus, when was the last time the Govt. told the truth about anything? These bastards lie about shit they don't even need to lie about. And don't even get me started on MK ultra.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
The world won't end until the sun swells up and swallows it. Humans will die out long before that though. My best guess? A virus that we created.(probably to use on terrorists(Thanks George))
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Bears on land. Sharks in water. Being scared of bugs is for pussies and Girl Scouts. Unless, of course you're talking about those South American Army Ants, but that's not being scared, that's being smart.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I have a better answer for the first question. My sister told me this one.
She was at a bar in chicago with her friend, and combined they weighed maybe 200 pounds. Maybe. And this big, bodybuilder looking guy came up to them and said, "so me and my buddy saw you two from across the bar, and we think you look like a couple-a tough guys. We was wondering if you wanted to arm wrestle over some drinks."
And I was a little harsh over the uberuser question. There are people on here I wouldn't hate to meet, including you, tigerlily. there are plenty of people on this site i would hang out with. i just cant think of anybody that stands out above the rest.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Per usual, your comments are entertaining.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still don't like these. Making sure you know.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
~ Beano, I want to know if he was ever into the comic of the same name
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I only ever read the comic when I was off school sick, with a bottle of lucozade.
So no. Sorry.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"Hey, they call me the Butcher."
"Um, ok, why?"
"I kill people."
"..."
"HAHA, just kidding, I just butcher movie lines all the time."
"..."
"What's your name?"
"Bye."
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
Nobody. I really couldn't care less. I might go to Michigan if we are doing that again this summer but besides that I really just dont have any reason to get to know anybody from the internet.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
An ex-g-friend pointed this one out to me. When I'm having a pretty deep conversation, or I'm thinking pretty hard about what I'm saying, I tend to mouth whatever I say after I say it. Like, silently repeat it. I never notice that I'm doing it but I'm replaying what I said in my head to make sure it was exactly right. If you were a deaf lip-reader, and I told you I love you, it would sound like this: "I love you love you."
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
We are moving beyond those technologies already. I think it's unlikely that we'd pick up body armor from them and then create even better stuff so soon afterward if the only reason we learned how to use body armor in the first place was from dead aliens. But it's possible, I guess. If you believe in aliens.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
In 1970 environmentalists said that by this time it was "even money" that Great Britain would no longer exist. I just read something last night that went, "rising sea levels could soon destroy southern Florida - promises promises." Anyway, the world is doing just fine for the moment.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Bears probably, as based on where I live it's the only big animal that is a real legitimate threat to kill me any time soon. In fact I think I dreamed briefly of running from a bear last night. There are no snakes, sharks, lions, tasmanian devils, or poisonous spiders where I am. Wolves don't kill people. So bears. Even though children's books make them out to be so nice.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
In college, a guy who had overheard a conversation between my friends and I about some of our favorite things, later tried to casually state to me as if he hadn't overheard it 'if I could do two things for the rest of my life, it would be to write poetry, and go down on girls.' Yeah..not this girl.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
Charminglybeef. Because he's a great writer, and elusive, but friendly.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
How about something trivial? I was 7 weeks early and 3.5 lbs at birth.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso ..Do you believe or not?
I don't rule out the possibility, but I also don't research the possibility so I don't know how credible the source is.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
Such predictions can be amusing, but ultimately they're ridiculous unless they are based in science as opposed to religious superstition and the like.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
hmm..Komodo dragon. Luckily I don't hang out in Indonesia.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK I'll bite, I've cleared my desk and it's Friday...
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
Lets go to my house my Mom is out. She came back.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
I'd like to party with a few of yuz.. but I don't think I'd learn anything.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I can feel strong emotions left behind in certain places.
I'm good at finding that peaceful "spot" or the scene of a tragic incident.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso yeah yeah blah blah....no We invented all that stuff and
there are no alien bodies. We tend not to give ourselves (the human race) enough credit
for the amazing shit we've done. Which sadly is our greatest failure.
On the other hand when the aliens come, and they will, I want to be around.
It's going to be the greatest day for mankind and the biggest downer for the superstitious
fundamentalist types....I could go on.
5. Predictions have been made....see above. If you dwell on the negative
and expect disaster that's what you'll get.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of? Ticks yup, I hate ticks.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tree dogs? You can hear them bark now and then. . .
:)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
-"How big is your dick?" Now, you might think that's a fine pickup line, but in this case, it was not. It came from a dude. An anonymous dude. Over the phone. That fucker called every Saturday night until I quit that shitty job.
There. I said it. A dude hit on me once.
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
-Shandy's on another level.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
-I refuse to take a dump unless it's some place I can smoke a cigarette. This oftentimes has led to episodes of mild discomfort.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
-I don't know. Pretty much, if I can't observe it, or haven't observed it, I don't believe in it.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
-I miss Arnie Geddon.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
-Tree dogs.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"Well, i suppose we can just turn the lights off"
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
before emily, cause my username sucks
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
Pez makes me horny
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
my favorite flavor is cherry
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
betty white will go nuclear like the end of Heroes Season 1
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
adam west
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
~ "You're uni students? Are you into threesomes then" - Something along those lines was once uttered to a bunch of lasses by Wayne Rooney on a night out. Read it in a magazine though it may not count/be true
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
~ Beano, I want to know if he was ever into the comic of the same name
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
~ I cant kiss with my eyes closed
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso... has been on the crack pipe
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
~ Sun exploding, global warming, disease, famine etc. Thoughts = ah gash
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
~ Daddy long legs. They bring out the real pussy in me
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. "Can I come home with you?" From a total stranger.
2. Fungah because he's very interesting. Also The_Cyst_Master, because I want to have his fist-babies.
3. Uh... I have double-jointed shoulders.
4. Sometimes. When I'm high.
5. People have been making those predictions for thousands of years. I think the world will end slowly, over time, when people have burned through all the non-renewable resources we've become dependent on and there's a global food shortage, leading to disease, famine, and warfare.
Extra Credit: zombies
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
-(quietly, to prospect) Do you like apple pie? *yes...* What? I couldn't hear you, I'm sorry *(louder) YES!* (loudly, to friends) You all heard her say 'yes', right?
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
-The revelations on Uber tell me more than I need to know.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
-I am interesting in that there is nothing interesting about me.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
-Everything except hydrogen and helium was made through fusion in stars. Heavier elements, especially the carbon that is the basis of life and silicon that is the basis of computers, isn't formed in stars until the end of their lives, and even then there isn't much formed, comparatively. It takes a lot of carbon to make a life form that can reporduce so it can burn wood to make steam to light laboratories to build rockets to land on moons. Alien life in any recognizeable-as-life carbon-based form would not be much older than humans and it's unlikely that it would be much more advanced that humanity. It seems to me to be likely that 'they' are out there, and equally likely that 'they' are currently as backwards as are we.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
-In 1500 years or so the Earth's magnetic field will go to ~0 strength on its way to reversing. A lot of life won't survive the resultant increased, but it won't be the 'end of the world'. Eventually, the Sun will expand to within a few million miles of Earth, or consume it completely. That will be the 'end of the world'. If humanity hasn't left, that will be the 'end of humanity'.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
-The candirú. I don't care if it's urban or jungle legend, I'm not moving to the Amazon.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Don't think I've had one used on me.
2. Nobody I can think of right now.
3. I don't feel like answering this.
4. Bullshit. We've had advanced metallurgy incorporating a clumsy sort of nanotechnology that is only being re-discovered today, since around 300 BC. Reference Damascus Steel in the middle ages and Crusades. I believe in the power of human ingenuity when it comes to figuring out ways to equip ourselves with better ways to kill each other.
5. We'll fuck ourselves up with lack of resources and cause a die-off of our own species, whether it be because of war, global warming, or anything else. As soon as we're not around anymore to stop screwing with things, the planet will return to a more natural state pretty quick. See reports on wildlife around Chernoybl.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
at 26, I am 2 inches taller than I was a year ago. Sheer will power.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"You're hot."
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
What's up with rob-berg and jack mccallum?
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I can fold my upper ear lobe into my ear canal to create a sling shot.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
I give it maybe 0.5% possibility.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
We will cause the world to end, at some point, be it a nuclear war, global warming or something else.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Spiders and snakes scare me the most.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
Was that you in here last night making moose calls?
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
You all scare me.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I am a giant bore.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
Could be I have read about this a bit, but believing meh until I see no.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
I think if you look back in time all these predictions point to that certain period in time.
Where the hell do we go from here?
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Potato Bug
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't watch youtube at work, but whatever it is I bet it's an amazingly witty zinger that cuts straight to my core!
I could be wrong.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha get it? See what I did there?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=X7dFMbubxr4
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. "Is that a keg in your pants? because I'd like to tap that ass."
I used that one,it almost worked.
2. none, they scare me. although..
*ahem*
how you doin?
3. I am a non-angelic servant of God that spent years pulling lost souls from despair. I possess low level psycic abilities that allow me to feel human emotions and provide a calming affect to those under stress. After an inability to understand a personal hardship I became angry with God, and fell from grace(hence my user-name)and now after coping with my anger, await forgivness.
I am also a great cook.
4. I read the book, he makes a hard argument and the fact that he had nothing to gain (being realy old)adds credibility. The special on TV trys hard to discredit his statements. I believe him.
5. go re-read number three. we're all fucked!!
Extra Credit: spiders
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha get it? See what I did there?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're reaching, corn. that belongs in the douchbagsayswhat hall of fame.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well then, my work here is done.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method did what with your willies?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pickup line: a girl sent her friend to my dorm once to ask what i thought of her--in a very casual way, mind you, finger sliding along the counter, eyes looking at the ceiling. later that night we were grinding through her sofa cushions. i don't know if that's a pick up line, btu as a guy, that's the closest i've come to hearing one.
uber user: none. they're all raving lunatics and porn addicts.
interesting tidbit: touching soft things makes me shiver--flour, certain fabrics. it's like nails on the chalkboard. can't stand it. maybe a medico could describe that phenomenon.
gadgets really alien technology: if that happened, why haven't they ripped off the engine yet? seems like that would be helpful...you know, enabling us to travel at the speed of light and whatnot. instead we ripoff the velcro.
world will end when the sun dies.
i'm not scared of bugs or animals. though method gives me the willies.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
Hey. You wanna fuck?
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
Berty. I don't really know why, he just seems interesting.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
I have an extensive collection of skeleton keys.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
The better question is do I care? and the answer is no.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
The human world, or the planet in general? 'cause I have it on good authority that when the sun goes Nova the planet is toast.
As to the humans: The answer is zombies.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Nothing scares me more than stupid people in large numbers.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will anyone send me money as a birthday present to help me buy my KINDLE!?
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I won't send you any, but i'll let you earn $200 the easy way.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my questions:
Can you Uber on a Kindle?
Will anyone send me money as a birthday present to help me buy my KINDLE!?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
you must have mirrors in your pants cause I can see myself in 'em
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
YOU TIGER
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting. -
I am TOTALLY scheeved out by wet plastic bags.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not? -
being an avid X-files fan, I certainly believe.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
The world will end after a wonderful world wide utopian deception by satan himself. Then the shit will hit the fan while we are most vulnerable. I personally cant wait.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Snakes man, Snakes, found one in my room one time wrapped around my doorknob, went to open it in the morning and got a handful of snake. fuck snakes, goddamn tools of satan making eve eat the apple.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What was the worst pickup line you've heard?
"How much did it cost? That surgery made you look HOT!"
2. What Uber user would you like to learn more about and why?
None of you twisted freaks.
3. Tell me something about yourself you deem to be interesting.
Not a fucking thing.
4. Lieutenant Colonel Philip Corso claims the government harvested the technology found in the wreckage of the 1947 crash at Roswell, New Mexico. He claims that discoveries such as Kevlar body amour, stealth technology, night vision goggles, lasers and the integrated circuit chip all have their roots in alien technology from the Roswell crash. What are your opinions on these so called discoveries. Do you believe or not?
I blame George W Bush for all of them.
5. Predictions have been made of several events which are taking place today are a precursor to the final events which will lead to the end of the world, the war of Armageddon. What are your thoughts on these predictions and how do you think the world will end?
God, I hope so.
Extra Credit: What animal or bug are you most scared of?
Dung beetles. Little fucks run on balls of shit.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Man your life is full of hemorrhaging pockets of infective pus, isn't it?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man, your life is full of swinging, supple testicles, isn't it?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it even possible to be more afraid of any animal or bug more than the shark? I mean, srsly. Even the docile ones will rip you to pieces.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, your life is filled with bollocks isn't it?