Banjo Has Cooties (1827 hits)
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Submitted by Linus (View user info) at 2008-05-18 14:04:33 EDT
But she's a smarty-pants too.
I wanted to write something with flavour and smell.
Something you could touch and listen to.
Short and visible, but it's never good enough.
About a soft toy and a crib, but I never got there.
Guess I'll get high instead.
User Reviews
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still heated WOOOOOO! Love you Linus!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking riveting
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w3rd
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-19 14:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is banjo?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-19 13:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:45:31 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I love each and every one of you.
stfu, rob.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good call.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-19 12:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loser Laboratory
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I love each and every one of you.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the last of my painkillers.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-19 09:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fucking riveting
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-19 08:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sick
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 06:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look at prickly Hurty, telling us to be quiet. :)
Brokeback Mountain always leaves him 'tender' for a few days after watching it. Careful.
I just thought the caps thing was well gay.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not throwing a hissy fit, I'm perfectly calm.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 10:30:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
And Beano is Brad Pitt, only better looking :)
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hahahah hardly.
And Banjo... calm the fuck down. I know you are a woman but that doesn't mean you have to turn into a fucking drama queen, go into histrionics and throw a hissy fit all at once just because I 'attempted' to insult you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway."
You can all shut the fuck up now.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell? Hmmm.
I think I have been well and truly had.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MAYBE IF I DO IT
WITHOUT SPACES
IN BETWEEN
THE LINES?
YES IT WAS THE TRAMADOL. AT LEAST THAT'S THE EXCUSE I AM USING.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, tramadol. I thought you'd have difficulty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's some wank about shouting, really not worth the effort.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You lying bizzim!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ORPHELIA, IF YOU ARE MAKING THIS UP I WILL KILL YOU.
WHAT IS ON YOUR 'TO DO' LIST TODAY?
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT WANK LAST NIGHT AFTER ALL.
COULDN'T GET IT UP.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the gay is this shit?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to do about four rows. I just did it twice but my messages were not submitted.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never seen no capitals message.
Beano - you're a douche, gtf. Don't see no pics of you, what are you? A mutant?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, a few rows of them, quick!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't see no message coming up?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:41:53 EDT (#)
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS OF THEM!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES, CAPITALS.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:41:03 EDT (#)
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CAPITALS?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG, FJ write a comment purely in capital letters and read the message that comes up.
What a douche
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't connect to the server to play anyone, because of the firewall.
I am stuck playing one-player like a sad-sack :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ, jelly battle, now.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 05:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And Beano is Brad Pitt, only better looking :)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 20:51:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why Beano, do you want to watch?
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Fuck off... I have SEEN a picture of you.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-19 04:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus I was rambling a load of shit last night.
I will never uber from home again.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-18 21:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent post. sort of.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know how i found it but i love it. It is so tactical. I am really going to bed now for that wank, with any luck. Thanks for keeping a lonely bum entertained tonight girls :-D
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG, FJ how did you come across jelly battle??
I stole it off my 8 years olds favourites!
I feel ashamed when they talk about how old they are. And I swear like a trooper.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's jelly battle?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I play jelly battle sometimes, with my shovel-like hands. It is all sorts of crazy.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have played computer games with Hurty many times. He reeks all kinds of shit. He's still trying to master Tony Hawk after his last whipping off me. In fact, I think he's due another whipping.
I will play, I'll go buy COD4 but it better be good or that butterfly will be seeking you out! PS3 games are not an investment to be made haphazardly.
lol - watch him bite if he reads this the big computer faggot nerd that he is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loser central.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/jellybattle/
I highly recommend this though. I am sweetpea if you ever see me.
I got Hurty to play once and I nearly peed my pants laughing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GTA4 multiplayer is wank really. You just use your mobile to phone up your friends on your list and invite them to join you. You kinda just all run around. The game itself is well worth it.
COD4 is much better, I really suggest you give it a go.
FJ, you must have giant hands. :)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is GTA4 multi-player?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GTA4 is on the shopping list. Payday is next Tuesday. I have a headset. You're on for some PS3 racing action.
Scourge - feel free to join the happy threesome this fine Sunday evening. F.J is wanking, Orphelia is exercising her thumbs. Because of this fucking post I'm still bloody working which reeks shit really. Sooo easily distracted.
Bajo... sounds foreign.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw thanks pheeley. It is small but perfectly formed :-D
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck is bajo, scourge sweety?
Nah, I only have COD4 and GTA4, if I rent it out next week I will lat ya know.
I have the headset too, we could talk!
Watch FJ wank, he has a very pretty willy. ;)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm -2ing this just based off of the number of bajo, orphelia and fjbell comments.
shut the fuck up, all of you.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And OMG, the dad of your 1st kid died!!! That must have been tough. Jeez I can't even imagine.
Hugs for you.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm, watch F.J have a wank or play COD4 on the PS3...
That's Call of Duty 4 I take it. I don't have it for my PS3 but if you've got Tony Hawk I'd play that! I would warn you though, I am the master.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am disappointed at how un-woozy i am. I'm off to bed for a wank, if anyone wants to watch email me ;-)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:09:57 EDT (#)
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No, he found the scanners, but not the shoe.
With my first kid, when his dad died, it was kinda crazy like that for a while.
We turned out good too.
Thanksfor the tip, Barry Banj. I am sure it was better than Brokeback 'based on Hurtys life' Mountain.
Right, I'm off to play COD4 on the ps3, anyone wanna play, email me.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a true storyish. He found all his machines though!
Did he not find his show, he found everything else... I couldn't remember.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He never found his shoe, then.
What a sad, but happy, film.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tramadol and alcohol both use the same set of liver enzymes for metabolism which means they compete with each other and you end up with too much of both in the bloodstream which means you feel drunker and more tramadoled. I would say that drinking a shed load of alcohol and taking tramadol may be dangerous as your respiration slows and if that slows too much, you die.
I would say, as long as you aint silly, you will just get woozy, feel spaced and fall asleep unless the tramadol makes you throw up.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not Berg.
Though I doubt that will change your mind.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:22:12 EDT (#)
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Mind would be a babybel. It might not be the right shape but its definitely about the same size.
Does anyone know if it would be okay to take tramadol if i've been drinking?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:21:36 EDT (#)
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I'm here, but I don't have anything interesting to say and I couldn't help out F.J.Bell because I haven't watched Brokeback Mountain either.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, the Pursuit of Happyness? I aint telling you, it'll spoil a good film.
Is it confirmed then? Linus = Berg because this post will stomp its way to the top of most heated easily.
I'm shit with alters, I don't know who any of them are. I thought PerkMan was Apollo but then he was having an argument with himself and that's just odd but then PerkMan's posts are written like an old dude remembering how he should have felt when he was a young dude.
It's so confusing.
Seems rude for Linus not to stick around when its his bloody post though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Banj, it is killing me... Does he ever find his lost shoe?
Mine is cottage cheese, btw.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The type of cheese is dependent on many environmental factors. Availability of oxygen, temperature, presence of nutrients...
I usually go for the brie though.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah i get dave, it can be good. I like dragon's den and father ted.
I love french cheese. What kind were you suggesting? I nice brie? A creamy camembert? A cheeky gruyere?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 17:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got the latest ep of Lost but Herr TV Fuhrer declares I shall not watch it until he has watched the last ep of Little Britain ever.
Dave sucks the fun out of homelife. I hate that channel! Even though it shows good shit.
You get Dave on freeview yes?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brokeback was boring me to tears so now i'm watching price drop tv. Sigh.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphy - my minge is a finely balanced ecosystem. Soapy suds disrupts this ecosystem. Liken it to a fine French cheese.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black blind whale girl.
You've just described me. Logic says I should get far more sex from random strangers...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Far too many fucks in this review, I'm off to wash my mouth out.
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I think you need to wash your minge out too, Banj, you dirty fucker.
:)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget:
I'll fuck you because you're unconscious.
I'll fuck you because you're my child and you have to do what i tell you.
I'll fuck you for the novelty of being with a black/blind/whale girl.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pity you therefore I will fuck you.
Seems like as good a reason to have sex with someone than most other things I've heard - see below.
You're good looking, therefore I'll fuck you.
I'm drunk, therefore I'll fuck you.
I love you, therefore I'll fuck you.
You're all I can get, therefore I'll fuck you.
I'll fuck you because I'm desperate.
I'll fuck you because somebody dared me to.
I'll fuck you because I fancy a fuck.
I'll fuck you because it will piss somebody off.
I'll fuck you for prestige points with my mates.
Far too many fucks in this review, I'm off to wash my mouth out.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A poem!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Both of the below.
:)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pity fucker below.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think i've ever slept with a girl before telling them some sob story first.
On the other hand nothing attracts me to a girl more than the feeling that they have suffered grave injustice in the past.
My sex life is based on mutual sympathy - man how fucking weird is that?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It works F.J. I've slept with several guys because I've felt sorry for them.
I've warned them on pain of death they don't tell anybody the next day though!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always strive to tell the truth orphy, even if it is embarassing.
Plus i find pity to be a great way to get a girl into bed.
I am going to watch brokeback with my willy out, just in case.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 16:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Banj, I dare not even watch the new one.
If I din't like this Happyness thing, I will hunt you down and bujtterfly you!
FJ, enjoy the adverts in your film. Gay :)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The new series of Gladiators is truly terrible.
Where is Queen and what's with the Britney songs?
The outfits suck
What is the swimming pool about?
Where are the Atlas Spheres?
Where is the Wolfman?
-2 for new gladiators, it suckeroos!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:58:29 EDT (#)
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God, FJ, why admit that??
*shakes head*
FJ is hooked. :) Ooh, film time.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dial-up? I wish. I am ubering from my mobile phone. I have reached a new low :-(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:56:26 EDT (#)
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I watched old Gladiators this morning. I have met Jet! aka Diane.
I fuckin' love Gladiators.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:54:08 EDT (#)
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I know. I will not even get to see the new series of gladiators! *sobs*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 20:50:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Download films? I can't afford broadband either.
The Pursuit of Happyness is really good, it made me cry.
Alas i do know what i am missing out on orphy, which makes it worse - my ex got sky just before she dumped me.
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I don't for one second believe you're sitting there with dial-up.
Is your ex a bitch? I can poke her eyes out for you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:52:02 EDT (#)
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my ex got sky just before she dumped me.
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WHAT A BITCH! lol
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why Beano, do you want to watch?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:50:32 EDT (#)
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Download films? I can't afford broadband either.
The Pursuit of Happyness is really good, it made me cry.
Alas i do know what i am missing out on orphy, which makes it worse - my ex got sky just before she dumped me.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you two doing it?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:48:59 EDT (#)
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Actually, Banj, I don't have sky, I have Virgin. I only subscribe to freeview but I bought a chipped set box for 90 quid and get every channel, even all the movie, sport and porn channels for free.
They send out a blocking signal every few months, and the box won't work, but the guy just tweeks it for a fiver and hey presto, every channel your heart desires.
I am always bregging to FJ what a crim I am.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have seen everything worth watching.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:44:26 EDT (#)
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I will watch it then. In bed. Oh FJ, you don't know what delights you are missing out on with simplistic freeview.
Haha Banj is Barry Norman.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 20:40:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphy i can only afford freeview :-( I need to get my a sugar mama before i will be able to enjoy such decadence as sky.
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You can come watch mine as long as you don't do man sex with my man friend.
Fuck Sky anyway, download your movies, no restrictions on what you watch or when you watch it. Get a kick ass projector as well while you're at it.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Pursuit of Happyness is awesome. I didn't watch it for ages because I thought it was some gaylord american spelling shite and didn't watch it in protest of their dyslexia.
I bit my tongue and practised some humility when I realised it was meant to be spelled that way. Doh!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphy i can only afford freeview :-( I need to get my a sugar mama before i will be able to enjoy such decadence as sky.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It wouldn't have to be a man. A girl with a deep voice would probably get the job done.
I will try to guess your number and hope for the best.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:37:05 EDT (#)
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Banj, the episode was fine.
I am watching The Pursuit of Happyness, is that better than Brokegay Mountain?
FJ, get Sky you bum.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:34:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:33:24 EDT (#)
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What, this place has changed in the last two years?
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Probably not. But I only wanted to convey your pompous tone.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:33:24 EDT (#)
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What, this place has changed in the last two years?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:32:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 20:26:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. Well i will give it a try, on your recommendation banjo. If it horrifies me i will lay the blame squarely on you.
On the other hand if it arouses me and i have to harass everyone in my phone book for someone to talk dirty to me until i spunk, i will be pleased to offer you my thanks.
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I don't want the thanks, I want to be in your phonebook!
On 2nd thoughts, if you're rooting through it for man dirty phone sex I probably won't be much good...
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:30:53 EDT (#)
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"Hi, I'm tinactin. I posted for the first time in two years and that means I'm an authority on the social dynamics of ubersite"
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:30:23 EDT (#)
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You're probably right
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:30:11 EDT (#)
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Brokeback was hot
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:27:20 EDT (#)
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You're still trying too hard
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Maybe you aren't trying hard enough.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:27:20 EDT (#)
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You're still trying too hard
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:26:25 EDT (#)
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Hmmm. Well i will give it a try, on your recommendation banjo. If it horrifies me i will lay the blame squarely on you.
On the other hand if it arouses me and i have to harass everyone in my phone book for someone to talk dirty to me until i spunk, i will be pleased to offer you my thanks.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:23:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:21:36 EDT (#)
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This would have been better as haiku
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You would have been better off if you stuck it out as a man. Sexual reassignment surgery isn't for everyone.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:21:36 EDT (#)
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This would have been better as haiku
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
F.J there is graphic bum terror and I started watching expecting to be grossed out from beginning until end.
I liked it though, I really felt for them at the end of the filmand not just because they had sore bums.
If you're wanting a fast paced movie though, this one isn't it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is completely unrelated but brokeback mountain is on soon and i have never seen it.
Should i watch it? I am quite scared. I have heard tales of graphic bum terror and i don't know if i can handle that.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 19:47:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I changed my mind.
I just recalled Banj insulted Dr Who.
She is dead to me now.
:)
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What are you talking about woman? I love Dr Who, he is my hero, I want to be a time lord!
I was disappointed by the ep last night though.
Still, I won't be put off by one mediocre episode out of a gazillion spendiferous ones.
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go get high
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were Rob this would be on most heated; he's a master at that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, rob.
lol
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh, nevermind, yay.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's the deal orphelia?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooops, meant to be +2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I changed my mind.
I just recalled Banj insulted Dr Who.
She is dead to me now.
:)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I shan't worry too much about them then.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Banjo, cooties are a special critter, known only to Americans.
We could tell you, but then we'ed have to kill you.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still taking that as a compliment Apollo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's because you are mannish
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno where this annoying comes from Orphy, that must be my cooties speaking on my behalf. Really, I'm lovely. I might see somebody about getting them sorted.
Wtf are cooties anyway? Stupid fucking redneck Americanisms. Lice, crabs, scabies?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sinner
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Banj is totally cool. Annoying, but in a good way.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Linus, its nice to know you're thinking about me.
Here, have the 1st +2 of the day and an open invitation to share my cooties any time. xxx
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-18 14:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I'd give something like this a -1, but you did give my post a good rating, so, I'll round up.