APW: Suicide Girls (NSFW) (2708 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 0.71 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-05-21 04:48:58 EDT
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-05-26 10:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-23 06:02:03 EDT (#)
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Fucking love that site - though it gets a bit scary at times
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the second and third ones, because they actually have some curves. The rest of them just look sick. And what's with the 12 year old and her friend right below her?? The chick with the green hair...
Hate piercings, love ink... but those bitches are gonna regret some of those tats when they get pregnant and their stomachs, tits, and other areas (if they don't control their eating) get huge. Nothing like a stretch mark going right through a tattoo to make it extra sexy!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-22 02:31:50 EDT (#)
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All but the fourth, fifth, and tenth would get it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-22 01:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i really like that type of chicks.
my favourite is the 2nd one
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-21 23:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-21 21:35:09 EDT (#)
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Tattoos and/or piercings on a woman makes them look trashy.
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lol
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-05-21 22:40:00 EDT (#)
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that first chick has a GIANT vagina.
look at the size of that thing, its like a footlong hotdog bun
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-21 21:35:09 EDT (#)
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Tattoos and/or piercings on a woman makes them look trashy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-21 21:20:02 EDT (#)
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2, 4, and 7.
i hate tattoos, but i like piercings. i also like tanned bodies and i think 8 would also be on my list if she ever got out in the sun.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-21 21:01:18 EDT (#)
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if i really had to, then i'd go for for the top two. otherwise meh!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-21 20:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only one worthwhile was the last one. The one with pubes. I hates bald womenz.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-21 20:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would you settle for some crank?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus...we almost said the same exact thing...and I did not read even ONE review before I drunkenly typed mine.
Strangeness.
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jinx- you owe me some coke
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-21 12:42:27 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do they ever show butthole on this site?
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PAGING GOATSE, PAGING MR. GOATSE TO THE FRONT DESK, PLEASE
YOUR CUSTOMER IS WAITING
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*spits fine spray of juice all over screen*
<3 Capt Thorns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus...we almost said the same exact thing...and I did not read even ONE review before I drunkenly typed mine.
Strangeness.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read a few reviews and noticed that Saccy and I both used the phrase "mind you".
What are the odds?
No, I mean what are the odds that Saccy blows me at some point?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-21 19:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I adore a bunch of these broads.
I visited the website before and decided that these are my kinds of broads.
Not all of them, mind you, but a lot of them.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-21 18:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of my friends dated (maybe still is dating) one of those girls. think it is the top one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-21 18:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think suicide girls are sexy as hell. Not all of them, or all of these, mind you, but yeah, I enjoy looking.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-21 17:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
These bitches need a fucking sandwich, STAT
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-21 15:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unable to be attracted to terribly thin womenz
maybe I just need a bit of a cushion.
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I found only the second one even mildly attractive...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-21 15:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-21 15:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unable to be attracted to terribly thin womenz
maybe I just need a bit of a cushion.
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not all of the suicide girls are thin...
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And yet only the borderline-anorexic are represented...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-21 15:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God I'm glad I didn't give into to the temptation to look at this at work.
Well done Hurty, yet another flavour of vomit to add to my repertoire. Appreciated as always.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:34:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unable to be attracted to terribly thin womenz
maybe I just need a bit of a cushion.
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not all of the suicide girls are thin...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-21 13:24:42 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unable to be attracted to terribly thin womenz
maybe I just need a bit of a cushion.
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THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE SWEETER THE PUSHIN'
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
THE LOOSER THE WAISTBAND, THE DEEPER THE QUICKSAND
OR SO I HAVE READ
MY BABY FITS ME LIKE A FLESH TUXEDO
I'D LIKE TO SINK HER WITH MY PINK TORPEDO
BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM
TALK ABOUT BUM CAKES, MY GIRL'S GOT 'EM
BIG BOTTOM DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND
HOW COULD I LEAVE THIS BEHIND?
I MET HER ON MONDAY, 'TWAS MY LUCKY BUN DAY
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I LOVE HER EACH WEEKDAY, EACH VELVETY CHEEK DAY
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
MY LOVE GUN'S LOADED AND SHE'S IN MY SIGHTS
BIG GAME IS WAITING THERE INSIDE HER TIGHTS, YEAH
BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM
TALK ABOUT MUD FLAPS, MY GIRL'S GOT 'EM
BIG BOTTOM DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND
HOW COULD I LEAVE THIS BEHIND?
MY BABY FITS ME LIKE A FLESH TUXEDO
I'D LIKE TO SINK HER WITH MY PINK TORPEDO
BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM
TALK ABOUT BUM CAKES, MY GIRL'S GOT 'EM
BIG BOTTOM DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND
HOW COULD I LEAVE THIS BEHIND?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-21 12:42:27 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do they ever show butthole on this site?
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PAGING GOATSE, PAGING MR. GOATSE TO THE FRONT DESK, PLEASE
YOUR CUSTOMER IS WAITING
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unable to be attracted to terribly thin womenz
maybe I just need a bit of a cushion.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-21 14:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The second chick looks like Natalie Portman but with nicer tits
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 13:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-21 18:47:27 BST (#)
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tattoos and piercings are disgusting, and those chicks are ugly to boot
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I'm sorry, your user name involves death metal and you don't like ink and piercings? What the fuck?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-21 13:47:27 EDT (#)
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tattoos and piercings are disgusting, and those chicks are ugly to boot
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-21 13:42:27 EDT (#)
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Do they ever show butthole on this site?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-21 13:35:24 EDT (#)
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DO NOT WANT
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-21 13:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice ink.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-21 09:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-21 09:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy fuck the one with the green hair around the middle has no boobs at all. And the one under her has red eyeliner that scares me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-21 08:08:14 EDT (#)
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all of those girls look like freakjobs, some in a good way, and some in very very bad ways, and here i dont mean bad to be good.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-21 07:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how dare you -2 my post, don't you know who I am?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-21 07:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a thing for girls with defects but they have to be naturally occurring such as scars, speech impediments, psychological issues and what have you.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-21 07:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:14:47 EDT (#)
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2+ for the tats.
FJ. I have dropped two cup sizes already.
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[gasp] What the fuck, woman?!?!
Oh wait...you had like double F's to start with so it's not exactly a tragedy. Still, why don't you just slap your God in the face for the gifts he's given you, is what I'm saying.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 07:11:50 EDT (#)
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And the unborn baby? It is probably infected with my 'retard' anyway. :(
They are so cute!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 07:10:33 EDT (#)
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Yes. Kill yourself.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 07:08:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.sanrio.com/
Is it bad to want things fro here? At thirty? :(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 06:31:53 EDT (#)
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Dude, it's not porn, it's 'art'.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-21 06:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! Porn! On the internet!
I've seen everything now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 06:08:23 EDT (#)
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Anyway, Auto Poetry -2 is my gig, you get an enormous wide-on for rhyming words.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 06:03:34 EDT (#)
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Haha :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 06:01:57 EDT (#)
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Fresh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 06:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 10:59:20 BST (#)
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Unfortunately I forgot to read it as I was too busy going down on her.
Having studied the image now, I can tell you it says:
'Come hell or high water
Her heart was made
No friend and no lover
Would get in her way.'
Kind of bitchy really, makes me wonder what I saw in her.
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AUTO -2 POETRY. LOL :)
HEHE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:59:20 EDT (#)
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Unfortunately I forgot to read it as I was too busy going down on her.
Having studied the image now, I can tell you it says:
'Come hell or high water
Her heart was made
No friend and no lover
Would get in her way.'
Kind of bitchy really, makes me wonder what I saw in her.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know what the last tatts say?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:30:57 EDT (#)
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What if Israel's greatest soldier dreamed of becoming a New York hair stylist?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:19:45 EDT (#)
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YOU DROP SIZABLE CUPS ON CHILDREN!?
For shame.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That makes me sad.
*shakes head*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:14:47 EDT (#)
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2+ for the tats.
FJ. I have dropped two cup sizes already.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:14:46 EDT (#)
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Behave Bell, don't you know there's a child obesity epidemic in Britain right now?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:12:11 EDT (#)
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You have to keep the girls nice and plump, LM.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:11:45 EDT (#)
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Nice. Personally, I don't find them physically attractive, but I'm a fan of their ink and piercings hence why I forked out $40 for one of the books they made.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:10:45 EDT (#)
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The contractor complained about my tendons last night. Asked me to put some weight back on, because we are starting to 'clatter'.
How sexy :(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:09:52 EDT (#)
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MINE EYES!!!
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS*
It was the vast amount of tendons that got me squeemish.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-21 05:02:24 EDT (#)
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The girl in the yellow thong and shoes - she is my tuppence twin!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-21 04:54:02 EDT (#)
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Such girls terrify and intrigue me in equal measures.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-21 04:52:13 EDT (#)
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hurrah for quantity