ACK! goddamnfuckme CAR SPIDER!!! Holymarrymotherfuckcunt YARGH! And an unrelated cartoon about how I got a raise. (1798 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.84 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2008-05-23 10:59:34 EDT
Alright Mother Nature, You're on the list. I thought we had an agreement. I thought we were PERFECTLY clear about the lines, the boundaries, the demarcation of Mine vs Yours. I bought a fuel-efficient car, I recycle, what the hell? It's not enough for you, is it? You want me to be some smelly hippy? Well the answer is NO.
I don't go off wandering into the wild places, crunching your pretties under booted foot, so keep your God Damn Spiders out of my car! Do you know what happens when a spider scuttles across the windshield, only to drop eight inches and dangle in front of my face? It causes a series of retarded vehicular maneuvers resembling a steel and plastic combat ballet where three-quarters of a short-ton spin out of control and likely take out neighboring trees. YOU DON'T WANT ME KILLING TREES DO YOU?
Keep the goddamn spiders out of my car.
Henceforth, any spider found inside my car is Kill On Sight. No Exceptions. THERE WILL BE NO MERCY not even for the tiny ones, and I will not hesitate to squish a sack of eggs into oblivion. Consider my vehicle a no fly/buzz/crawl zone and warn your minions to heed this notice, lest they lose their lives to the business end of a blunt roll of paper.
DO NOT DOUBT ME. I'm German, we know a thing or two about mass execution.
Additionally, as a sign of good faith, I let the shower spider live. IN SPITE of his obvious transgression into a sacred domain; watching me bathe with eight perverted eyes... He should count himself damn lucky.
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SADIE!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-27 19:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-23 19:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shadow, that's the closest yet, but still no cigar.
------------------------
http://images.whatsthatbug.com/images/pigeon_horntail_jeff.jpg
Is this it?
-------
POSSIBLY!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-27 09:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was funny but not that funny.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-27 08:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sportschef (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was hilarious.
---------
I wouldn't go that far.
Submitted by sportschef (user info) at 2008-05-26 20:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was hilarious.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-05-26 08:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
__
I'm impressed by the Japanese Honey Bees. Go the little guy.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fun
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry I called you a spider killing cunt.
:-(
kiss kiss forgive forgive.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-05-25 15:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-25 07:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-23 19:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See this is why I live in - and will forever remain in - the nice, ApocalyptoBug-free shores of blighty. Nice, safe insects that aren't all that likely to snatch the rolled newspaper out of your hand and beat seven shades of shit out of you before murdering your first born and leaving an empty loo roll on the loo roll holder (which is irksome)
You collonials can keep your poisonous meta bugs far, far the hell away from me.
>sits in corner rocking<
THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!
>flees<
______
Ah, where as the spiders here wont kill or damage you, there is a cirtain type of henry that will bite the shit out of you, if you piss it off. I know because one got me in my dads shed. NO WHERE IS SAFE! Spain had some jumping spiders that HUNT you around your flat. I had to get a jab at the hospital after getting bitten by one of those.
Living on water has advantages. No spiders.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-05-24 21:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hate spiders
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spider killing cunt.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-24 17:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shadow, camwhore > mspaint head. Especially if they show tits. Remember that.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-24 11:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-23 22:48:34 MDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything about this post was great, not just the cartoon.
*************************************************************
Exactly.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-24 00:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything about this post was great, not just the cartoon.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 23:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-23 21:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-05-23 19:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shadow, that's the closest yet, but still no cigar.
------------------------
http://images.whatsthatbug.com/images/pigeon_horntail_jeff.jpg
Is this it?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-23 19:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See this is why I live in - and will forever remain in - the nice, ApocalyptoBug-free shores of blighty. Nice, safe insects that aren't all that likely to snatch the rolled newspaper out of your hand and beat seven shades of shit out of you before murdering your first born and leaving an empty loo roll on the loo roll holder (which is irksome)
You collonials can keep your poisonous meta bugs far, far the hell away from me.
>sits in corner rocking<
THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!
>flees<
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 16:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what? Forget I mentioned that.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 15:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ungh... New Jersey...
Somehow, someway, I've been shanghaied to sell adult toys in Jersey at the end of June. Should prove interesting, if not traumatic.
At least it'll be at a five-star hotel, so that'll be nice. But still...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-23 15:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:08:29 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Q: What do you call the blood of teenagers who cut themselves?
A: Emoglobin. :)
hahahahahahahahaah
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 15:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AsshOly, I can't find anything that fits your description. What was in the paintballs, and how much did you snort?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shadow kicks ass
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He just said you are from New Jersey, shadow. Kill him.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shadow, that's the closest yet, but still no cigar.
i would hate to get stung by one of those.
you probably had hair spray or something in your hair. bees love that stuff.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_dobber
I caught an all-black one of these in my hair once. Terror.
It finally whipped itself out and stung me in the middle of the forehead.
There's got to be some kind of sick innuendo in there...
The sight of the sting was swollen like a half-baseball protruding from my head.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What you saw in the forest was simply another one of Method's alters.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is there a classification for flying stinging insects besides bumble bees, wasps, and hornets (which i've just learned is a type of wasp - pah!) because i HAVE to be missing some crucial piece of the puzzle here.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously, google images is pissing me off. the wasps they're showing are some of the least remarkable bugs i have ever seen.
come on. i live in the american midwest, we don't have the most exotic selection of bugs around. between northern michigan, wisconsin, and illinois, i have seen enough Special Forces wasps that i thought they were just run-of-the-mill. the ones on google are classified by my trained eye as bees and yellow jackets, sometimes hornets. wasps are frightening.
if you go on wikipedia there is something called a cicada killer wasp. that's the closest of any of the ones i've seen. if by close i mean relatable to the distance between the north and south poles.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO NOT DOUBT ME. I'm German, we know a thing or two about mass execution.
---
I'm gonna go to hell for laughing at this.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no joke below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
did it look like that guy?
-----
i was talking to bubba with the other review.
this was in joliet, illinois. that thing is big and fat, like a tank. the one i saw was a special forces, killing machine wasp.
==================
Green Beret wasps. We're doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
did it look like that guy?
-----
i was talking to bubba with the other review.
this was in joliet, illinois. that thing is big and fat, like a tank. the one i saw was a special forces, killing machine wasp.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that visual made me shudder involuntarily.
It's a strong argument for my proposed purchase of a TANK.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i bet that's not far off.
just picture a big, long bug, probably resembling the shape of any disney movie heroine, attached to helicopter blades and with a turkey baster (a brownish-red one) protruding from its backside. That's what it looked like.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
did it look like that guy?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok that last part isnt true.
I'm trying to find a picture of it on google images but there isn't anything close. I found one medium-sized wasp there, and this thing, on a scale of one to big, was gigantic.
It is likely that a photograph has never been taken of one of those because a) it is a mutant and there is only one in existence and b) anybody who has ever seen it has turned in flight.
=====================
Try Roswell, NM, circa 1947.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok that last part isnt true.
I'm trying to find a picture of it on google images but there isn't anything close. I found one medium-sized wasp there, and this thing, on a scale of one to big, was gigantic.
It is likely that a photograph has never been taken of one of those because a) it is a mutant and there is only one in existence and b) anybody who has ever seen it has turned in flight.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stand people that are scared of spiders.
I only cringe at wasps, but mostly because I was stung on the ass by one as a kid and that's how I found out I am allergic.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was out paintballing last year and I saw THE MOST terrifying thing in all my years.
I walked out to the woods to take a piss, and there was this wasp, it was about 12 colors, and it was at least 6 feet long (or 8 inches, whatever). It was just sitting on the side of a tree, eating something. I thought about shooting it, but I knew it was a bad idea. The paintball would only annoy it. If I had a high-powered rifle, this wasp would have only been pissed off. I would have gotten up and stabbed me with the javelin on its ass and probably carried me off to its subterranean feeding lair for all its children.
I decided the best course of action would be to back away slowly, but I had visions of backing into an even bigger wasp so I just turned and ran.
I found out when I got back to my table that I no longer needed to piss, but I did need a change of pants.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
... Emoglobin...
that's precious.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-23 13:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Q: What do you call the blood of teenagers who cut themselves?
A: Emoglobin. :)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*wary
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thankfully, I now live in the third story of an apartment building. They can't climb very well, you see.
I've seen the results of their bites in person, it's rather brutal. A genuine reason to be weary of spiders, well, if you're in the area at least.
From around September to October at my old place (I've only been here a year by the way), I would kill anywhere from 1-10 in a day, 10 being my record.
They go bonkers trying to find a mate around that time.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:43:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stand people that are scared of spiders.
=====
You obviously don't live in Eastern Washington, I've killed dozens of these evil bastards:
http://www.hobospider.com/
Navigate it yourself, lazy cunt.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stand people that are scared of spiders.
____
I'm cool with spiders, when we can meet on even ground and we both know where the exit is. It's when I'm flying down the highway in steel box and one gets all-up-ons, with no means for escape, and I can't see if it's black, brown, or green to tell whether its bite will cause a limb to fall off, THAT is when spidy has to die.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Top one, nice one, get sorted
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stand people that are scared of spiders.
I only cringe at wasps, but mostly because I was stung on the ass by one as a kid and that's how I found out I am allergic.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO NOT DOUBT ME. I'm German, we know a thing or two about mass execution.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost forgot:
B@W
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just put one in the back of his head, Jack, he won't even feel it.
===================================
As opposed to haikumikoo, who takes it in the FRONT of his head.
:)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just put one in the back of his head, Jack, he won't even feel it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cartoon was a 1, but the spider tidbit pushed this up to a 2.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 12:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubba, did you know that the Wolf Spider has really nasty bacteria in its saliva? Causes Necrotizing fasciitis. It's not the venom that gets you, it's spit.
--
There are a couple of uberusers like that.
===================
Beware ye the Uberdrool. . .
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubba, did you know that the Wolf Spider has really nasty bacteria in its saliva? Causes Necrotizing fasciitis. It's not the venom that gets you, it's spit.
--
There are a couple of uberusers like that.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit this fucking rules
to be continued...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubba, did you know that the Wolf Spider has really nasty bacteria in its saliva? Causes Necrotizing fasciitis. It's not the venom that gets you, it's spit.
And the brown recluse, those guys have to get squashed (A buddy of mine was bit on the back of the calf and he still has a six inch long warped-flattened-red skin rot thing on his leg from it. Fortunately they caught it in time to save his leg).
==========================
I must be lucky. I've been bitten by what I thought was a Wolf Spider three times in my life, and although it hurt like a bastard, all it did was swell up, turn red, then go away.
Maybe what my parents called Wolf Spiders were something else. The ones I mean range from brown to dark grey and are almost twice as long as they are wide. They can jump quite a distance. Fuzzy looking, too.
The Brown Recluse goes without saying. Squish. I've only seen one of them here in Colorado, although they are said to be around.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i once picked up my, then, father in law's farm truck. an old ford with a four barrel carb, armstrong steering and no a/c. i was enjoying it's ability to roar like a bat of hell and then hopped on the interstate. As I was driving along I caught movement out of the corner of my eye and looked over to see a mouse sitting on the floor. I pulled over, opened my door and watched as the little guy ran from the truck.
now, as a father and an older brother i've watched nearly every disney movie ever made and the first thought to cross my mind after the mouse jumped out was that that mouse had just been transported over 25 miles and then dropped off on the highway. Would he make his way home? was the truck his home so not only did i steal his home but then I trasported him away from all that he knew in life? and 25 miles to a human? is that 250 for a mouse? what's the conversion rate? Seriosuly he might as well be in another country.
in the end I decided i didn't really care cause it was just a fucking mouse and had no right to join me in the truck in the first place. stupid fucker.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your boss has nice tits.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BOSH!
HUCK FINNNN!!!!!!!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bubba, did you know that the Wolf Spider has really nasty bacteria in its saliva? Causes Necrotizing fasciitis. It's not the venom that gets you, it's spit.
And the brown recluse, those guys have to get squashed (A buddy of mine was bit on the back of the calf and he still has a six inch long warped-flattened-red skin rot thing on his leg from it. Fortunately they caught it in time to save his leg).
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spiders are inocent and are afraid of humans.
BULLSHIT
of all the places in a room to slowly decend from and they pick, over our heads?
there can be only one assumption....
they are coming to eat you!!!
they all must die.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Banjo, I'm pretty sure Satan Himself dug deep and pulled out an extra dollar an hour for to keep me in this lil' slice of Hell.
It's not that bad though, really, you just have to mind the wayward demons that stroll about the halls looking for vacant eyes to suck souls through.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bees: Open the window and shoo them out.
Daddy long-legs, wood spiders, wolf spiders, etc.: Scoop up on a piece of paper and transfer outside.
Black Widow: Sorry, bitch. Your guts are going to splatter.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasps are vicious little bastards with no regard any other living creature. And their venom makes me swell like a Jenny Craig dropout.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ditto regarding some comments below. I'm like a Buddhist when it comes to bugs - and especially careful with bees and spiders, cause they are important little parts of the biosphere. In fact, I won't kill anything for invading my space... except for wasps, and kids. Little fuckers. Swat and stomp, that's what I do to them.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never kill bugs unless they are actively trying to eat my flesh, or are roaches. Does that make me a hippy? I smell really good if I must say so myself, ask anyone.
__________
Is that an invitation to smell you???
'cause I will.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate car spiders. I was once in the car with The Scotsman and one dropped and dangled in front of me. I mashed myself as far back in my seat as I could and quietly said, "Um, hey. There's a spider there, could you, um...get rid of it. Now?" He sighed, grumbled, reached over and clapped it against my thigh.
Then he laughed.
Bastard.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell you how much I loved this
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never kill bugs unless they are actively trying to eat my flesh, or are roaches. Does that make me a hippy? I smell really good if I must say so myself, ask anyone.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your wee cartoons.
But why did you get the pay rise...?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this and you're fuckin' cool.