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redneck love (629 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.62 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2008-05-27 11:39:25 EDT


I met her on my CB
She said her name was BeeBee
She sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth)

But when I went to meet her
Man you shudda seen her
Twice as tall as me
three times the girth(giiiiiiirth)

Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)
Her belly hangs with jelly rolls
And her tits swing past her feet

Oh my fat baby loves to eeeeeeeat
My big ole fat ass baby loves to eat

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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-28 09:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-28 04:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HOOOOOOT

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-27 15:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-27 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It's funnier when Stewie's singing it.

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It really isn't.
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Yes, it is.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-27 12:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-27 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It's funnier when Stewie's singing it.

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It really isn't.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It's funnier when Stewie's singing it.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-27 11:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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