Uberdirectory Camwhore (1365 hits)
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Submitted by I.C.O. (View user info) at 2008-06-04 16:38:09 EDT
Inspired by Scourge's last call: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117042. I figured I wouldn't deserve to get into the directory, and as with all of my posts (yes, all 8 of them since I signed on in 2004, quit your bitching) I will be expecting a good old fashioned -2 from a certain creaky old sponge-bath addict with an enormously pubescent name. Here's to his morphine IV tangling around his weelchair.
I know this post isn't funny or charming or even near content-rich, so fire away, you fucking vultures. Pick my bones clean before dawn.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You cheeky fucker!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-13 05:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get back to my post or here and explain yourself!
Or I will be forced to hunt you down and tickle you until you cry. Are we clear? hmmmmmnnn?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-10 12:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just remarking, Silverbolt, you retarded asshole.
Submitted by silverbolt (user info) at 2008-06-10 03:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops... supposed to say 'why do you...' below!
Submitted by silverbolt (user info) at 2008-06-10 03:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-09 16:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-09 15:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet Ubersite is awash with copyright owners.
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This together with your last post leads me to believe that you, sir, have a little sand in your vagina.
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give a fuck?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-05 21:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SCHNOZZAPALOOZA
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-05 15:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Själv is self, distans is distance. Selfdistance, literally, but more figuratively the capacity for self-irony, being capable of regarding oneself and ones actions objectively.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
190 not tall enough for you?
Oh, and Aussie_em, seeing as you only posted this wonderful gem of a camwhore; http://www.ubersite.com/m/116687, (it's probably shenanigans) I'm still going to assume it's you. The words 'Hypocrite Dickweed' spring to mind. Either man up and post a real camwhore, stop trying to communicate online, or please, please drown yourself in a pool of your own excrement.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-05 12:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet jesus! I thought you were tall, handsome, clever and all that.
(Grabs a piece for lunch)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice eyebrow. are you practicing the comb over in anticipation of needing to employ it?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry pickle, czwij wins I'm afraid.
That man has the coolest hair ever.
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-06-05 10:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice monobrow buddy.
oh, btw. ur ugly
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2008-06-05 10:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The huge nose, tiny ears, unibrow, bad skin and audrey hepburn hairdo were all very good attempts at distracting us from that awful shirt you're wearing.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 09:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LM, send email and proof shall be given...
vilem.marak.at.gmail.com
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just check his camwhore record. Teletubbies with white hoods. Very clever.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:04:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-05 04:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look just as Hitler intended when he set out to create an Aryan race. Well done.
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I am the big aryan around here...
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Proof please?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-05 08:04:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-05 04:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look just as Hitler intended when he set out to create an Aryan race. Well done.
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I am the big aryan around here...
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-06-05 07:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOM?????
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-05 07:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiny ears!!!
Your father fucked a doormouse!
Ok, no really, they are very cute!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 06:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've searched 6 different northern languages in online dictionaries, but I can't for the life of me figure out what the hell självdistans means. Care to elaborate, Fey?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-05 05:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have självdistans and a sense of humour, well done.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-05 04:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look just as Hitler intended when he set out to create an Aryan race. Well done.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-05 04:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 03:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hardly ever visit Amsterdam, it's a grimy, smelly city with way too high of a crime rate for my liking. Pot is also freely available éverywhere else, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to converge on that crapfest.
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He's right. The coke dealers that hang around on the street corners sell stuff that is CUT TO FUCK.
who'd have thunk it?
We had to get out hotel barman to fetch us some decent stuff.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-05 03:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
According to an online calculator that converts the awesome metric system into the rather gay, I'm 6 foot 3.
I hardly ever visit Amsterdam, it's a grimy, smelly city with way too high of a crime rate for my liking. Pot is also freely available éverywhere else, so I don't see why everyone feels the need to converge on that crapfest.
Yes, I have a huge schnozz, send me into a Michael Jackson plastic surgery spiral why don't you.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-06-05 02:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a bit of a long shot.
Like your nose. :(
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First time she actually makes me laugh.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-06-04 23:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*look
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-06-04 23:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you like kind of like the love child of my (male) cousin and Ted Bundy
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-06-04 23:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was just in amsterdam...things i learned:
dutch people are fucking giants
you have amazing waffles
bikes everywhere..your streets confuse me
hash cake makes me giggle like a retard
you have amazing waffles...
ps are you friends with the guy who walks around with a flowerpot on his head and a rubber penis strapped to his face?? yeahhh....
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:31:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 22:59:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a bit of a long shot.
Like your nose. :(
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Ouch!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:10:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whenever I hear Dutch folk speak, I *immediately* get irritated 'cause I'm always just on the verge of figuring out what the hell they're talking about.
Then I give up and realized that they all sound like they've got a mouth ful of gummi bears.
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hahahaha.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone looks like someone famous
http://tinyurl.com/6dnnhm
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whenever I hear Dutch folk speak, I *immediately* get irritated 'cause I'm always just on the verge of figuring out what the hell they're talking about.
Then I give up and realized that they all sound like they've got a mouth ful of gummi bears.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
little boy blew
cause he needed the money
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:26:56 EDT (#)
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http://sitemaker.umich.edu/youthunderfascism/files/cover-clip-hitler-youth-0674014960.jpg
Keep the fuck laughing. I'm native Dutch, Holland's next to Germany, which makes me pretty much aryan. If only I could bring myself to actually think like a Nazi, I'd immediately be full of myself.
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I can help with that.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-04 18:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 14:07:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just let the nurse turn up the Thorazine drip and slide off into blissful senility.
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I'm a nurse, I'll do it!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a bit of a long shot.
Like your nose. :(
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only from on here, Orphelia. There's close to 17 million people in Holland.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
vorige jaar was ik een uitwisselingstudent in Nijmegen, maar nu wel ik ken bijna niets van :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rorrim is dutch, do you know him?
:)
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nee, ik woon in Nederland, maar spreek mijn eigen taal niet, Ballare.
RE: my nose; No (definitely not a black man), I think there's a bit of jewish mixed in.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RE the nose. Your dad was black?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aaah spreek je Nederlands?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:32:53 EDT (#)
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Aryan's are from India.
you my friend are Caucasian.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say _this_ is the way to camwhore.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look just like a slightly younger, slightly skinnier version of a kid in my high school German class. We called him Mädchen. He loved us.
Last I heard he was working at the community college theatre, but that was a while ago. Still, the resemblance is striking.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:26:56 EDT (#)
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http://sitemaker.umich.edu/youthunderfascism/files/cover-clip-hitler-youth-0674014960.jpg
Keep the fuck laughing. I'm native Dutch, Holland's next to Germany, which makes me pretty much aryan. If only I could bring myself to actually think like a Nazi, I'd immediately be full of myself.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 15:50:10 CDT (#)
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My mother actually agrees with you, referring to me as Hitler-jügend. She's a dear.
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Hitler jügend....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do realize that you only have 1 lip, right?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:19:24 EDT (#)
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you look.... hilarious.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Aryan Nation does come to mind
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just let the nurse turn up the Thorazine drip and slide off into blissful senility.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, let me know how I can help... although I imagine the first thing you'll ask me for is grooming and fashion tips.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:04:06 EDT (#)
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You might as well, but yours wouldn't count.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really?
Want me to go -2 a few of his posts for you?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:01:08 EDT (#)
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Just being harassed by some middle-aged geezer who doesn't know when to let the fuck off, Shlong.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Course the business I'm refering to is selling you into the Asian slave trade.
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Me too!
It's like we're one.
Welcome to the Uber hive-mind.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am, except for the death threats I'm getting from oathmeal.
How 'bout yourself?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that hair is classic.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Course the business I'm refering to is selling you into the Asian slave trade.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And there he is, like fucking clockwork. Hope you're having a good day, Shlongy.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lose the uni-brow, invest in proactive, and tussle that hair up.
I'd say we're in business.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bauahahahahahahahahaa seriously...bauahahahahahaha
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lose the uni-brow, invest in proactive, and tussle that hair up.
I'd say we're in business.
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Shadow is wise.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:50:10 EDT (#)
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'the hair' grows like a motherfucker, so every day is a new day. My mother actually agrees with you, referring to me as Hitler-jügend. She's a dear.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:49:47 EDT (#)
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oops.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:49:32 EDT (#)
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and what the hell is FBDO?
Fight Back Doom Operation.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:48:47 EDT (#)
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What about the hair? HMMMMM?
"grease volcanoes" kinda made my breakfast revisit for a moment.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:47:27 EDT (#)
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I was in the womb when FBDO came out, and I already lost the unibrow. Picture is from March. Fuck proactive, I allow grease-volcanos.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lose the uni-brow, invest in proactive, and tussle that hair up.
I'd say we're in business.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
were you in ferris buellers day off?