You lookin' good tonight girl (2203 hits)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2008-07-02 15:27:34 EDT
"You lookin' good tonight girl" I say.
Good was an understatement, but it's how I wanted to say it.
The girl was lookin' gorgeous. Painfully gorgeous in fact. You know the kind I'm talking about?
She looked so good it hurt. And it hurt so much that I knew she was apart of me.
The prettiest girl I had ever seen. Ocean blue eyes, the kind you could spend one thousand lifetimes staring into and not one would be considered a wasted life. Full red lips, good God those lips, the kind that just begged to be kissed, caressed, touched. And that strawberry blonde hair, each strand almost drenched in that intoxicating vanilla.
And oh so vulnerable. When that lower lip quivered in anticipation, my heart swooned.
Girl was lookin' fine tonight.
Skirts, pussy, ass, tail.
Whatever you call it, I was tired of chasing it. I wanted to play for keeps now. Girl was for keeps.
I was tired of looking at myself in the mirror the next morning, bloodshot eyes, overnight stubble, parched lips, alcohol soaked t-shirt.
Another stranger in my bed, gone before I wake, another ill conceived night that went nowhere, resulted in nothing but the instant gratification from a night I couldn't even remember, although it would have only transpired mere hours ago.
I would desperately try to remember a face, a name, anything to create a memory of the night but in that state I was never in shape or form to think coherent thoughts. My short term memory equivalent to a bloody pulp.
And they always left, make no mistake about that. I tried to get them to stay, but they always left. I had so much to offer, if only they would listen when the morning came.
But when morning came, when my apartment was basked with the dawn of a new day, then they saw a reality they wanted not to be apart of. The reality that remains hidden under the dark lights of the local bar, masters of perception.
And so my perpetual dance continued, so routine that it can be etched in stone like a commandment, meet female, bed female, forget female.
But girl was different.
Girl was perfect. Girl was lookin' good tonight. Girl was here to stay.
And I knew it, in my heart of hearts, that girl was special. Girl was a kindred spirit, placed upon this earth to be my everlasting companion.
Girl was the long kiss in the rain, the lovemaking in the shower, the fuel to the fire deep in my belly.
Girl was engineered for love.
Girl wasn't going to leave me, couldn't leave me. The universe wouldn't allow it.
I wouldn't allow it.
In fact, even when girl wasn't with me, I was going to ensure she was, in some shape or form, always with me, now and forever.
I was going to capture girl on my body. Just like she looked this morning, lookin' oh so good.
Because this time it was different.
Girl was here to stay.
User Reviews
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-19 01:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're probably my favorite writer on here, and I'm pretty sure something you wrote that got on B@W was the first thing I'd ever read on this site.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 21:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-06 15:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm rape tattoos
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-06 03:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Experima, I care about how you feel... so long as im inside of you.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-04 14:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-07-04 14:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why did the orange fail his exam?
he couldn't concentrate
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-04 13:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-03 21:23:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Room-mate calls me Comic book guy because I spend too much time on the computer.
I like to think of it as a compliment rather than an insult.
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like people care about this retarded bit of info? talk about stupidity.
i'm sure your hero is well impressed.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-04 13:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-03 21:29:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima and Bubba FYI:
Nobody gives a fuck about how you rate, what you think, who you are, what you do, why you care etc
Stop contaminating a CBG post with your ignorance and stupidity, fuckwits.
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it wasn't me, fag.
somebody tells me off i don't care if it's on a precious CBG post, i'm going to say what i want.
fuck off and mind your own business. nobody gives a fuck about how you feel either.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-04 07:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba, once again i feel the need to point out that:
a) you're a retard
b) you're embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-04 07:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Neneh Cherry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQCOshGwPI
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-04 00:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Experima and Bubba FYI:
Nobody gives a fuck about how you rate, what you think, who you are, what you do, why you care etc
Stop contaminating a CBG post with your ignorance and stupidity, fuckwits.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-04 00:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Room-mate calls me Comic book guy because I spend too much time on the computer.
I like to think of it as a compliment rather than an insult.
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-07-03 23:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh. amusing. even though it is creepy, that tattoo is really good.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not the usual enthralling read.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it. It sounded perfectly heartfelt and sincere and almost beautiful, then came the twist at the end...
Whatever those fuckers say, this is gold.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Bangladeshi. What are you?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
brown =/= black
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you actually a nigger, or are you just writing in the voice of a nigger.
Brown power indeed.
*Gang sign*
*you wanna buy a rock?*
*get up out my face bitch*
*musky smell*
... and all that.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-03 05:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this was just OK.
is that a shin on one of those gynacological chairs?
i can't figure out what part of the body that tat is on...
funny shape for both leg and arm
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bit of a 'meh'
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brown power.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-03 03:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to tell the truth.
I never read this post, I just liked the photo.
Tattoos, hmmm, I was trying to tell my girlfriend how they are hot on some girls but not others
well not here
she's getting another done soon :(
Only dumbass little ones but I want to stop here, how, how how HOW
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-03 03:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck the haters
also, this post sucked
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-03 03:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant believe I went to sleep!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:09:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good lord. you're trying to correct my reviews now. there is nothing wrong with hyphenating. i do it all day long. you did misread it, although you will not ever admit it. had i been referring to negative twos, the correct thing to do would have been to leave a space before the negative, although that would have necessitated deletion of the hyphen, which in most cases is necessary with "non." so you would have then had the conundrum of non- -2.
hence, non-2 reads "non-two" and there are no two ways about it.
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that's what i thought, as well, hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't believe you took personal offense to that comment you misread, bubba.
apology accepted, but you can't take back the fact you just told me that i had no right to rate the post how i saw fit because the poster was "better than" me.
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It was not "personal offense." You can rate as you wish and be wrong, just like the rest of us. I will NOT apologize for intimating that CBG is a better writer/poster than you, because he is indeed. No personal offense meant, just stating facts.
Oh, and I did not misread it. You should have spelled out "PLUS TWO," rather than think a dash and a minus sign are one and the same. Again, sorry.
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With NO SPACES between 'non,' '-,' and '2', there is no way to (using correct rules of grammar) assume that was a minus. It was clearly a hyphen, since 'non2' is not correct, nor is 'non 2.'
You call us idiots but you can't grasp the concept of hyphenated words? STFU.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well this is a 1 if i've ever seen one.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-07-02 21:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh....yeah
calm the fuck down people
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey! doodles is alright.
not quite TOP DOG material, but there's only one of those.
UNBAN SHANDYTHETOPDOG!!!!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll alert the media.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha below.
I shant be here at all tomorrow i'm afraid as i have a day of fun planned.
You will have to get by without me.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shut up doodles.
You're a young man on summer break you should be out bird dogging chicks and banging beaver.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You hurt my e-feelings pml.
Why?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this, the pick-on-bubba-post?
Cause I'm THERE, baby!
Not really, fuck that.
I'm with Bubba on the teen scene.
You're just a fucking child, Doodles.
(Doodles, Jesus Christ were you wearing footy pajamas when you signed up?)
Bubba might take a beat down from experima cause she's good looking but from a kid?
No fucking way.
You're gonna give the old guy an embolism and get prosecuted for elder abuse.
Uber has become a daily struggle between rival factions with bladder control problems.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, right up there with Robbie Berg et al. THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL LIFE, YOU FUKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There you go with the name calling again bubba. Can't we have a civil argument or are you just not intelligent enough for one?
That wasn't an insult but an honest inquire.
I think I said that I don't try on uber, so that comment doesn't make much sense, by the way.
Either way, I've had my fun and I most likely won't respond unless your comment is an epic portion of retardedness.
Smart money says it is.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhh... there's some lovely hate below.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. You should have got a PR tattoo instead
2. Honduran mangoes are disease ridden
3. So is DC
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, right up there with Robbie Berg et al. THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL LIFE, YOU FUKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how you're always the first to resort to name calling because you know you can't win btw.
I also enjoy the double standards and your hypocrisy.
I think what I love about you most of all though is how you 'fight' for someone who probably doesn't want to be associated in any way with you.
Sort of like jpig oathy and jeanneee.
Except some people liked jpig
CBG didn't fuck me
and I don't have a sock penis.
Otherwise exactly the same.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll field this one:
Evidently not long enough to understand the demographics of the site, or maybe he does and......
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, you are so fucking dumb, as is Hadley. Saying someone is awesome does not constitute asskissing. Maybe I happen to believe he is very good. What's wrong, were you told when you were young that it is wrong to express feelings? Are negatives all you can convey? You need help now, boy. Call your momma and ask her why she fucked you up.
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I am capable of speech therefore am not dumb.
You're right bubba, you're amazing, please bless me with some of the awesome talent that you seem to possess. You are truly a god among mere men. Bear in mind, I'm not kissing your ass here, just saying you're awesome.
I can express my feelings any way I feel, it just happens I didn't enjoy this very much and it made me feel negative expressions.
My 'momma' didn't fuck me up. Perhaps you should ask your homeless slag why she fucked you up?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:48:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:44:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sycophant
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I have wondered for years why this word isn't used more to describe some Uber users.
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how many years have you been on uber?
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One reviewing, 18 months before that 'lurking'.
So, still noob status one.
Rather than noob 'scum' level.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:44:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sycophant
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I have wondered for years why this word isn't used more to describe some Uber users.
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how many years have you been on uber?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sycophant. It means the same as minion, toady, and Doodles.
:D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my god.
wipe the cum off your chin, Bob.
You are a sniveling sycophant all day on uber then you go to your night job and no doubt suck up to the 23 year old that's managing you.
Grow a pair you disgusting old paedo.
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Fuck off, JAMIE!! You call me a paedo, but where is your proof? My post about the homeless lady? Anyone who read that knows you are a fucking fool. Just shut yer hole, dipshit. Any more comments, moron?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sycophant
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I have wondered for years why this word isn't used more to describe some Uber users.
Funny story.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, i've got some funny shit all up in hyeah.
ALL UP IN HYEAH!
it's just my stories rely heavily on facial expressions and wild flailing of the arms
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my god.
wipe the cum off your chin, Bob.
You are a sniveling sycophant all day on uber then you go to your night job and no doubt suck up to the 23 year old that's managing you.
Grow a pair you disgusting old paedo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba, once again i feel the need to point out that:
a) you're a retard
b) you're embarrassing yourself.
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Shut up, Apollo. I'm not embarrassed. Are you? Why did you leave England? Did you get thrown out for being an asshole? Again, fuck you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, Experima, you win. I apologize for angering you. I simply meant that I prefer CBGs brand of humor. Admittedly, this may not have been his best post.
You are an excellent writer, bar none. Let's be friends.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba, once again i feel the need to point out that:
a) you're a retard
b) you're embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not playing dumb. that's for girls who can't get what they want any other way.
i'm merely defending myself a bit from what i found was a surprisingly hard slap for rating posts on uber.
this post was ordinary, and i've seen it done before. even paymelater (i know you hate him, but...) has done a "i love this girl she'll be mine forever" thing with a twist (albeit sick) at the end. but that post was shocking at least. this i found to be, well, pretty meh for a poster who usually crafts a story in a much more satisfying way.
hey, he even said below to rate him like a man. so balls out! i gave him an honest rating, his first zero for this post, and from me, ever.
and yes WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bubba hasn't had a young'n for awhile and is ready to pop.
The poor thing has already snapped and crackled.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweetheart, I'm as jober as a sudge.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but you didn't say he was awesome. you were questioning my taste and pronouncing him "so much better" than me (as a human? an uberer? not specified.) that was harsh.
your defense of your comment therefore is a red herring meant to mislead away from your original knee-jerk judgment of my talent, posts, and taste in writers.
to wit: some people think ChristPuncher is fucking hilarious. Some people hate his guts. So what?
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Er....Um.... sorry, dearie, I did not mean to cast aspersions on you, your writing, or any of your talents. You KNOW what I meant when I wrote it, so don't play dumb with me. I happen to understand that you are NOT dumb in any way.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i asked you about the sentence because you were the last to rate a post and i thought you'd enjoy discussing it. big deal.
i didn't end up using anyone's suggestions in the end.
but i knew you'd bring it up again.
are you drinking?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but you didn't say he was awesome. you were questioning my taste and pronouncing him "so much better" than me (as a human? an uberer? not specified.) that was harsh.
your defense of your comment therefore is a red herring meant to mislead away from your original knee-jerk judgment of my talent, posts, and taste in writers.
to wit: some people think ChristPuncher is fucking hilarious. Some people hate his guts. So what?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the love of Jesus H. Christ, Experima, get a grip. You once asked for help on a sentence, and I am SURE you will agree that if you had written "a non- plus two" there would have been no controversy. Sorry if you think I misread, but I believe you miswrote. Either way, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!
Write something better and funnier than CBG and I will rate you accordingly.
Doodles, your "I don't try because I don't care" is the world's oldest cop-out. Dipshit.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what kinda pakis are there??
smelly ones?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i actually loled just now at apollo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
utter shite
did some sort of paki write this?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
two arguments now, box office
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doodles, you are so fucking dumb, as is Hadley. Saying someone is awesome does not constitute asskissing. Maybe I happen to believe he is very good. What's wrong, were you told when you were young that it is wrong to express feelings? Are negatives all you can convey? You need help now, boy. Call your momma and ask her why she fucked you up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Made Hindus cry below.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH by the way who ever said a dash and a minus sign were "one and the same"? i said HYPHEN. a hyphen is indeed the same as a minus sign on a keyboard; an em dash and an en dash are completely different animals with completely different purposes.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good lord. you're trying to correct my reviews now. there is nothing wrong with hyphenating. i do it all day long. you did misread it, although you will not ever admit it. had i been referring to negative twos, the correct thing to do would have been to leave a space before the negative, although that would have necessitated deletion of the hyphen, which in most cases is necessary with "non." so you would have then had the conundrum of non- -2.
hence, non-2 reads "non-two" and there are no two ways about it.
also: your "facts" are incorrect. you state only your opinion based on what he and i have chosen to post on the site. i'm actually a very good writer. i in no way think that the quality of CBG's writing is superior to mine. His posts on this site are much funnier and more entertaining than the posts I have made, though. To that I will agree.
But I think I'm entitled to my opinion, and you're entitled to yours. And I do not consider every post CBG makes a sacred cow.
No offense to worshippers of sacred cows, of course.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another late night uber row, *sits back*
DRINK
GIRRRRRRRRRRLSSS
ARSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see how the word 'better' and 'fact' can be used together.
I think you mean 'opinion'.
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Stupid fuck, don't make me post her stats, as I did yours. Read and shut up.
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'Stats' this isn't a professional sport bubba. Uber, doesn't, in fact, matter. I don't care what people think of my posts, when I try to be funny, I am. Albeit I don't try too often because I can't ass myself enough to care.
What I'm trying to say is STFU Maltese.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, Hadley. I'll rate as I please. If I rate someone as a +2, it isn't asskissing, nor is it your affair. Go stir your own shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy is awesome. Why would you give a -2 to someone so much better than you or anyone else here?
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How is this NOT asskissing, exactly?
Please do tell.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see how the word 'better' and 'fact' can be used together.
I think you mean 'opinion'.
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Stupid fuck, don't make me post her stats, as I did yours. Read and shut up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P.S. on a keyboard a hyphen AND a subtraction symbol, are in fact, the same.
Just and fyi
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and he says I kiss ass below.
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Fuck you, Doodles. You are less than a small wart on CBG's ass.
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And what does this have to do with you kissing people's ass on Uber?
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Fuck you, Hadley. I'll rate as I please. If I rate someone as a +2, it isn't asskissing, nor is it your affair. Go stir your own shit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:03:04 EDT (#)
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I don't see how the word 'better' and 'fact' can be used together.
I think you mean 'opinion'.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:57:24 EDT (#)
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i can't believe you took personal offense to that comment you misread, bubba.
apology accepted, but you can't take back the fact you just told me that i had no right to rate the post how i saw fit because the poster was "better than" me.
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It was not "personal offense." You can rate as you wish and be wrong, just like the rest of us. I will NOT apologize for intimating that CBG is a better writer/poster than you, because he is indeed. No personal offense meant, just stating facts.
Oh, and I did not misread it. You should have spelled out "PLUS TWO," rather than think a dash and a minus sign are one and the same. Again, sorry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:00:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and he says I kiss ass below.
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Fuck you, Doodles. You are less than a small wart on CBG's ass.
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And what does this have to do with you kissing people's ass on Uber?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry i don't try hard enough at uber, bubba, really. I'll post some excellent work of art jsut as soon as I start to give a fuck.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:57:24 EDT (#)
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i can't believe you took personal offense to that comment you misread, bubba.
apology accepted, but you can't take back the fact you just told me that i had no right to rate the post how i saw fit because the poster was "better than" me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My point below, Doodlefuckstick
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and he says I kiss ass below.
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Fuck you, Doodles. You are less than a small wart on CBG's ass. Come to think of it, you are dumber than the ass of any Uberer. Just shut up, little boy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:46:27 BST (#)
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EI's almsot as confused now as he was when he watched 'Brokeback Mountain".
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Havent finished it yet........my pause button is broken
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first non-2 i've ever rated CBG.
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The guy is awesome. Why would you give a -2 to someone so much better than you or anyone else here?
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Sorry, your comment was unclear. It certainly appeared to say that your past ratings were minus twos. Again, sorry.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and he says I kiss ass below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
first non-2 i've ever rated CBG.
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The guy is awesome. Why would you give a -2 to someone so much better than you or anyone else here?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EI's almsot as confused now as he was when he watched 'Brokeback Mountain".
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to confuse me hot lady
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's a "non hyphen 2" not a "non negative two," EI/
i've always rated CBG's posts with +2s until now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:40:06 EDT (#)
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no. it was worth reading.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 22:29:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
first non-2 i've ever rated CBG.
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do you really mean -2?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inspiration comes from just about anything for some people.
I'm pretty sure "apart" has a different meaning than "a part."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 17:29:14 EDT (#)
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first non-2 i've ever rated CBG.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oops, rate
weird that i'd make that typo twice
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll rape however i want to rape
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CBG is obviously making a run to get back on MVA. That scamp.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't approve of this post or tattoo but I am rating the poster and not the post go me!
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fuck that shit, rate me like a man
or a woman, whatever the fuck you are
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, fuck Baron Davis and fuck the Clippers. I hope Brand takes off for Golden State.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't see it.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I thought you were done raping. How as DC?
PR for life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bullshit, youre a Hindu, you're not allowed to have any tattoos or Vishnu will dispel you from whatever fucked up version of heaven you Hindus believe in
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't approve of this post or tattoo but I am rating the poster and not the post go me!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's that gigolo on the street?
With his hands in his pockets and his crocodile feet
Hanging off the curb, looking all disturbed
At the boys from home. They all came running
They were making noise, manhandling toys
That's the girls on the block with the nasty curls
Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws
Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?
Gigolo, Huh, sukka?
Gigolo. Gigolo, Huh, sukka?
Who's looking good today?
Who's looking good in every way?
No style rookie
You better watch don't mess with me!
No moneyman can win my love
It's sweetness that I'm thinking of!
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I'll give you love baby not romance
I'll make a move nothing left to chance
So don't you get fresh with me!
Get funky. Yeah Timmy.
Tell it like it is. Check out this DJ.
So you say you wanted money but you know it's never funny
When your shoes worn through and there's a rumble in your tummy
But you had to have style get a gold tooth smile
Put a girl on the corner so you can make a pile
Committed a crime and went inside
It was coming your way but you had to survive
When you lost your babe, you lost the race
Now you're looking at me to take her place.
Who's looking good today?
Who's looking good in every way?
No style rookie
You better watch don't mess with me
Smokin.' Not cokin.' Get funky sax
Looking good, hanging with the wild bunch
Looking good in a Buffalo Stance
Looking good when it comes to the crunch
Looking good's a state of mind
State of mind don't look behind you
State of mind or you'll be dead
State of mind may I remind you
Bomb the Bass...rock this place!
What is he like? What's he like anway?
Yo' man what do you expect the guy's a gigolo man
You know I mean?
No moneyman can win my love
It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I'll give you love baby not romance
I'll make a move nothing left to chance
So don't you get fresh with me
No moneyman can win my love
It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I'll give you love baby not romance
I'll make a move nothing left to chance
So don't you get fresh with me
Wind on my face, sound in my ears
Water from my eyes, and you on my mind
As I sink, diving down deep...deeper into your soul.
No moneyman can win my love
It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I'll give you love baby not romance
I'll make a move nothing left to chance
So don't you get fresh with me
No moneyman can win my love
It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I'll give you love baby not romance
I'll make a move nothing left to chance
So don't you get fresh with me
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seems like an overdone plot. Meaning it's been done over and over. But you write so well that I can't give you anything but a +2.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck? I thought this was going to be about Michele Tafoya.
I'm so disappointed.
PR.