Sometimes, life is like this... (1389 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-02 18:18:59 EDT
The Premise:
Sometimes in life, when it rains it pours. Sometimes in life, when it pours things get so shitty it feels like God has selected you for the male version of 2girls1cup.
The Setup:
As most of you probably don't know, a few months ago I started a programming consulting business with a friend. We're doing alright so far, but for the purposes of this story, what interests you is that we have a particular big client, we'll call them Al's Widgets. Al has given us a decent sized project.
On June 13th, (two weeks ago from last Friday), we demoed the initial iteration of our work. Now, due to circumstances beyond our control (an email server going down), a large part of it went horribly. Al understood, he's a programmer just like us and he was technically proficient enough to see that we were telling the truth and not bullshitting him. And, we were able to demo enough of the project successfully that they decided to proceed with the next iteration. After talking it over, we gave them a timeline of today for delivering the enhancements and fixes they wanted.
The Setup (Part 2):
Firefly (my wife, for those of you who don't know me) has a friend, we'll call her Sally. Aside from being my wife's best and oldest friend, Sally is a single mom and she has been through some mega-rough times over the past few years. To make a long story short, we invited her to come live with us rent free for a few months while she got her life back in order and so on. Unfortunately, it hasn't been the most pleasant stay. We have two young children of our own, and the addition of the third kid (who's two) has made life really stressful around the house.
The Setup (Part 3):
I have a vacation scheduled for this week. The plan is to have the work done by Friday 06/27 and just take an hour out of the vacation to demo to Al on Tuesday 07/01. My father, his wife, my sister, my brother, and my sister's friend are all meeting me at my house in North Carolina on Saturday night and we're getting in the car (with my immediate family as well) and driving seven hours to our destination.
The Timeline:
(It really starts to get good on Friday, so stay with me).
Tuesday 06/24:
Work on the project is progessing nicely. Late that night, my wife sits down with me and tells me that she's really frustrated with some things about Sally staying with us. She doesn't feel like she can talk to Sally because she doesn't want to jeapordize the friendship. She's so frustrated she bursts into tears. I can't stand to see my wife like this, so I say that regardless of how she feels, we're going to talk tomorrow.
Wednesday 06/25:
Basically, my whole day of work gets blown dealing with these domestic issues. The five hour talk does not go as well as I had hoped, and I am trying to figure out a way to extricate us from this situation without my wife losing the friendship of Sally. You, o reader, may be saying to yourself "Don't be a spineless pussy." Well, fuck you.
Thursday 06/26:
The situation spirals out of control. Arguments, as everyone knows, have a funny way of becoming about way more than what they started with. Everyone in the house is screaming at everyone else about just about everything they can. Kids of course have an amazing ability to feed off of emotional upset, so all three of them spaz out for the entire evening, adding to the tension.
I get absolutely zero work done all day. To top it off, as we've spent all day arguing, the kids have managed to make the house a mess. Firefly is very scrupulous about keeping our house clean, but it's hard when you're all yelling at each other to get anything done.
Friday 06/27:
At this point, I'm supposed to have my work finished by the end of the day, but I'm no further along than I was when I went to bed Tuesday.
To top it off, it's my older daughter's last day of kindergarten, and she has a pizza party I am expected to attend. My wife gets the brilliant idea that since it is the day Wall-E comes out, we should take our family to go see it right after school. We've all been hyper-stressed, and a family outing is the perfect plan.
She can get the house cleaned for my folks (and for us) when we get back from the movie, and I can work all evening. If I can't get things wrapped up, I'll just work on my laptop while we drive to our destination (I'm immune to carsickness).
So, we get to the movie, and it's quite brilliant. Now, my younger daughter is three years old and completely potty trained. I did not factor in, however, that I had bought enough soda at the movie theatre to turn the Sahara into a swimming pool. Well, halfway through the movie, my daughter climbs into my lap. With about five minutes left in the movie, she lets go of her bladder.
Now, a word about this: Three year olds have bigger bladders than you might give them credit for. Apparently my daughter figured if she was going to pee herself, she might as well just get it all out instead of, you know, leaking just enough to relieve the pressure.
To say that I was covered in urine was an understatement. A more accurate description would be this: After her clothes, my clothes, and the seat in the movie theatre all took turns soaking up the urine, there was still enough left over for my brain to say "Your nutsack is sitting in a pool of someone else's urine."
Now, I didn't cry out. Instead, I looked over at my wife and my older daughter. Now, Wall-E was a pretty damn good movie and it's clearly only a couple minutes from the end. My daughter has that absolutely enchanted look on her face that makes all the hassle of being a parent worth it. So I decide that I will suck this up for five minutes and wait for the end of the movie.
The lights come on, and now that I can see the damage, it is clear there is no way to get out of the movie theatre without people seeing. My shorts look like I jumped into a swimming pool. Even my shirt is soaked up to my belly button. So, I do the walk of shame and get out to my car.
Now, I want to get the fuck out of there, so I back out of my parking space, and immediately get into an accident with a woman across from me who was also backing out of her space.
Fucking perfect. Just fucking perfect.
Now, as anyone knows, in fender benders like that it's almost always ruled a mutual fault accident. If we both report it, we're both going to have our insurance premiums go up.
So I get out of the car to talk to this lady, and before I can even open my mouth she just starts screaming at me. After a moment, she wrinkles her nose and looks at me. There's no hiding it, so I just have to tell her that yes, I am covered in urine, and no, it is not mine. The next thing out of her mouth is "I'm calling the cops."
So, I have to wait 45 minutes for the police (who could give a shit about a fender bender in a parking lot) in the hottest part of a North Carolina June day that can only be accurately described as "sweltering". I couldn't get into my car because the stench I was giving off was enough to choke my family in the confined space, so I had to stand out in the sun, watching heat waves rise up off the pavement, and trying not to breathe.
Finaly, the cop gets there and of course this lady and I have to have an exhaustive lengthy argument in which I both disparaged her ability to comprehend space-time and referenced the steamroller scene in the first Austin Powers movie. Her line of argument basically consisted of "He was distracted because he was covered in piss."
Anyway, finally they let us go and I get home about two hours after having gotten pissed all over. By the time I'm showered and done with the insurance companies, it's evening and guess what? Firefly hasn't had any time to clean, so I have to help her instead of working.
Saturday, 06/28<i>
I actually did get a little work done on Saturday but most of it was taken up by the arrival of my family who I hadn't seen in months.
<i>Sunday, 06/29<i>
I don't know why I thought I could get any work done on the drive. There were four kids under the age of seven in my car and an angsty teenager in my car, for fuck's sake. We also managed to leave about five hours late, and the seven hour drive took ten hours, so by the time we got in it was midnight instead of two in the afternoon.
No work gets done.
<i>Monday, 06/30
I get a little work done, but out of nowhere my father's dog suddenly attacks mine. I saw the whole thing happen, it was like watching Mike Tyson sucker punch Warwick Davis. When I picked my father's dog up to pull her off my dog, she was latched on so hard to his face that it actually lifted my dog into the air too.
So, instead of spending the day working, I was at an animal hospital for hours. After waiting forever, they told me that their initial assessment had been wrong and my dog was injured worse than initially thought. They were going to have to sedate him and keep him overnight so they could do surgery.
Well, nothing puts you in the mood to work like watching a family member get unexpectedly mangled. (Yes, my dog is family.) Suffice it to say I wasn't as productive as I might have been.
I call the client and ask if it's ok to reschedule the demo to Wednesday (today). It's fine with them.
Tuesday, 06/31
Go and pick up the dog from the vet. He's pretty well recovered and not in as much pain as they had feared. While he's certainly going to have a scar, they think the fur will grow over it and he'll look normal. Which is too bad, because chicks dig scars. Not that he cares anyway, being nutless and all.
Everything that's happened in the last week, and the resentment that I'm working during my vacation, has fucked me up so badly that I'm working at a snail's pace, but regardless I manage to get the project largely done (which should have been Wednesday of last week) and now I have Tuesday night and Wednesday morning to test and fix any bugs in the application.
I slump to bed exhausted at 2 AM.
Wednesday, 07/01 (Judement Day)
The demo is at 4:30.
7:00 AM: Wake up on five hours sleep and get to fixing bugs. Nothing too bad, but enough minor issues to keep me busy all day.
1:00 PM: I contact my partner and tell him that I need his help (he still has a day job, I'm doing most of the work but also getting most of the money). He bails on his job for the day and gets to work helping me.
4:25 PM: My partner and I knock out the last problem and I say to him "Let me just go take a piss and I'll get on the conference call".
4:28 PM: I get the following email from Al (who has no idea I'm on vacation):
I apologize for this but we have had a couple of meetings pop up today and the 1:30pm PST call will no longer work for us, how about same time on Monday or Tuesday of next week?
Man... fuck. At least I have half my vacation left and nobody has died today.
5:00 PM: Decide that the last week has been so crazy I just need to get it all off my chest.
6:14 PM: Post on Uber.
User Reviews
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-08-14 09:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can only laugh at your plight, you should too because at this point its laugh or go postal.
:P
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:54:29 EDT (#)
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you're right that rating is still entirely too high I won't rest untill I have a solid -1.8 or so
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-06 13:21:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-06 03:56:49 EDT (#)
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Yes I put two number 3's I can only count to three anyway... that's the timer on a hand grenade.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-06 03:54:53 EDT (#)
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I will now solve all of your problems.
1. Kick that free loadin' ho bag out of your house and onto the street. Fuck her, your wife can still be her friend if she lives in a cardboard box.
2. smack your kids around more
3. Join the military and go to Iraq... that way when you get in a car crash any actions you make in the first 60 seconds thereafter can be blamed on PTSD
3. If you arent willing to do the others you have to do this one. Take a steak knife, and cut your balls off... you arent using 'em anyway, and who the fuck wants another kid pissing all over them?
YEE FUCKING HAW
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-07-06 02:14:42 EDT (#)
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You moved to NC? I'm in SC, it's been hot as balls here. All I can say about everything else is: that's why god made beer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:04:44 EDT (#)
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hoggle below
http://www.freewebs.com/s1mpsons2005/HOGGLE.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:47:37 EDT (#)
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Nice "life".
And I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-05 11:40:19 EDT (#)
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Istaros, while kids are rotten little manipulators, it was my three year old who peed on me, and my six year old that was sitting there with the enchanted look on her face.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-07-04 16:40:39 EDT (#)
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The plus 2 is for the picture, and because my boyfriend's son used to pee all over the place in public, so I know how miserable it is.
But suck it the hell up, at least you have a legitimate paying job.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-04 04:08:08 EDT (#)
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And seriously, what did the cops ever do to Jimmy Justice? That guy is pissed off.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-04 01:29:59 EDT (#)
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Sup Istaros.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-07-03 21:56:24 EDT (#)
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dude
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reading this was like watching little miss sunshine, except it wasn't maudlin
"My daughter has that absolutely enchanted look on her face that makes all the hassle of being a parent worth it."
what's the name of that painter whose constant subject was the idea that little girls learn to become manipulative wenches in childhood. whatever. perfect case. she knew what she was doing. you're gonna tell me a kid pisses herself and doesn't notice? fuck that, i was a kid, so were you. we BOTH knew when we pissed ourselves
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2008-07-03 15:35:22 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry but that last part made me laugh. You do have to admit that you felt a giant weight lifted when you got that email though, right?
I've had very similar, yet completely dif't situations happen, I feel your pain my dear, my condolences :(
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:42:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:21:32 EDT (#)
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June 31st is always my least favorite day of the year. I need to get me a young child. I usually have to pay to have someone piss on me.
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Ha. It's not as bad as February 30th.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-03 01:55:46 EDT (#)
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From what I've seen, even a regular day at your house with the two kids would make it impossible to get work done.
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Ah, but Annie is in elementary school now, and Ellie starts preschool next month. Soon, it will be quiet and lonely here during the day, and Firefly manages to keep Ellie busy during the daytime hours.
As to whoever said that my wife should respect my work space during the day, she does, but one of the perogatives of owning your own business and working from home is the ability to say "I need to spend my Thursday daytime dealing with my life, and I'll do the work Saturday afternoon."
Speaking of which, I'm going out to take my kids to the zoo.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:21:32 EDT (#)
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June 31st is always my least favorite day of the year. I need to get me a young child. I usually have to pay to have someone piss on me.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 11:11:29 EDT (#)
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Aw, crap. I left my phone at home.
Nevermind then. You have my email.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-03 10:51:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.livejournal.com
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 10:48:04 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I dropped that comment before reading....
yikes.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 10:45:16 EDT (#)
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Call me, there's a bar-b-que!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:32:08 EDT (#)
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nice job on the html mr programmer.
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ha.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:35:17 EDT (#)
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And THIS is the reason why I stopped being nice to people. Give them an inch, they'll take eleventy billion miles.
Good luck.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-03 09:14:41 EDT (#)
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life certainly can be a bitch huh pee pants?
heh, pee pants.
i'm so glad my son never did this.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In fairness you're wife isnt being very supportive of this running your own buisnesss from home thing according to what you've written.
During set hours you're "at work" and unavailable for anything and she should get that and respect it. Othewise you just gotta find somewhere away from home to work.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:23:38 EDT (#)
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Damn, sympathy +2, but at least you do have a job to be worried over, and a family and friends, who though mangled (dog) or frustrated or urinal un-retentive they may be, still care about you.
Lately, Business has not looked good for me either, and we're looking to the future, myself particularly, somewhat pessimistically, but in the grand scheme of things, I'm still way ahead of most of America, nay, the world.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:55:12 EDT (#)
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You'd have been fine with all of this if Sally hadn't been living with you. Some of this stuff probably wouldn't even have happened.
Makes you think.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-07-03 04:35:39 EDT (#)
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Okay. I read it all. Why?
I don't know.
Sometimes life is like this
I guess.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-03 03:23:40 EDT (#)
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That writing hurt my head, thought that could be the 3 spliffs I smoked at midnight last night, now its 8am and im in work :(
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-07-03 02:48:35 EDT (#)
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loki?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-03 02:14:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-03 01:55:46 EDT (#)
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From what I've seen, even a regular day at your house with the two kids would make it impossible to get work done.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:03:18 EDT (#)
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Holy shit that's quite a story. One for the grandkids.
Misc. things you have probably already realized:
You're starting a new business. Are you trying to work at home? With your wife around and small children? Good luck with that. Old friends are great. Some of them are still losers. While everyone experiences hard times and bad luck, people who have been experiencing years of it in a row likely just don't have any common sense. You dad knew your situation and that the whole family was descending on you and he still brought his dog? A dubious move on dear old dad's part.
And last but not least, anyone willing to go on a family vacation his wife, two small children, his father, his father's wife (i.e. stepmother I take it) his dog, his father's dog, brother, sister, and sister's friend is an extremely 1) crazy 2) masochistic and or 3) fearless bastard.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-03 00:01:55 EDT (#)
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I like your online persona for the most part and this was fun to read so you get a +1, but seriously, Razor... You signed up for every single aspect of this complaint. What exactly did you expect?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:13:47 EDT (#)
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That was truly painful to read.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:47:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:32:15 EDT (#)
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there ya go.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this deserves another 2 because of its pure awesomeness.
i'll even drag out my alter so it'll count, hang on
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OMG!!! EXPERIMA VETOED FOR HERSELF IN UBERMADNESS!!!!
If you want to make your project look better, show him Uber.
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:32:15 EDT (#)
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there ya go.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 20:30:58 EDT (#)
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this deserves another 2 because of its pure awesomeness.
i'll even drag out my alter so it'll count, hang on
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:55:08 EDT (#)
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This makes me so glad my kids are grown, I remember a few of those most embarassing pee stains/smell.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:36:26 EDT (#)
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Well. My goodness. This makes my current problems seem laughable. Thanks for the perspective and the reminder to take my birth control pill.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:16:32 EDT (#)
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Good luck, buddy. You are a more ambitious man than I. All I'm doing is trying to beat One on GHIII and trouncing my brother in law on the court.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:14:18 EDT (#)
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Like a page out of my biography.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:11:33 EDT (#)
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You've shamed me into seeing the error of my ways. Well, off I go. I have more myspace blogs to read.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:09:37 EDT (#)
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I laughed at this.
I would have bitch slapppd the old lady.
Women can't drive, after all.
Nor can old people.
God forbid she was Asian.
I'm going to say it was her fault.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:02:49 EDT (#)
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I'm traveling from NY to CA on Monday for a very large client pitch, and then immediately driving to San Diego to spend the rest of the week vacationing with a friend. If this meeting goes bad, the whole week will be fucked.
So a sympathy +2 in the hopes that it will bring me good karma.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:56:25 EDT (#)
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hotwillie can be cruel but he is sharp as fuck.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:49:06 EDT (#)
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PayMeLater, dick extraordinaire.
Thanks, buddy!
You're real sweet after that beatdown you took on CBG's post.
The savage muse hath charms to soothe the beast, methinks.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:53:54 EDT (#)
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Or jail for justifiable homicide.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:52:55 EDT (#)
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P.S. Your mom has sex with people for money.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:52:00 EDT (#)
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+2 for not ending up in a psych ward.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:51:30 EDT (#)
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Sorry tinactin, maybe if I didn't feel even more shitted on than your mom does after a night of starring in scheizer films, I would have put forth the effort required to make this into a masterpiece.
Instead, it was stream of consciousness I didn't even bother to spellcheck.
Also, I'm out of practice.
Did I mention that your mom is a prostitute?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:50:11 EDT (#)
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PayMeLater: JonnyX, HotWillie. Idiots, all.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:49:59 EDT (#)
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is that true, PML?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:49:06 EDT (#)
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PayMeLater, dick extraordinaire.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:46:03 EDT (#)
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You've written some incredible pieces of fiction and comedy, so I read through the entire thing in the hopes that this might end like a mullet. Instead, you stuck me with a crew cut.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:37:39 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:34:06 EDT (#)
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what's the male version of 2girls 1cup?
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Have you seen the original?
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is it...does it have something to do with shit? i don't know a more delicate way of putting it, but i think there was a link on here that i quickly navigated away from.
pls explain
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:43:53 EDT (#)
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Marge: Well, Homer, doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do unto even the least of my brothers, that you do unto me?
Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take... moochers into thy... hut?"
-- Homer Simpson
The Otto Show
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:42:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:34:06 BST (#)
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what's the male version of 2girls 1cup?
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Five guys, one lightbulb.
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ahahahahahahaha
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:40:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:34:06 BST (#)
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what's the male version of 2girls 1cup?
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Five guys, one lightbulb.
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2jacks 1bubba
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:37:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:34:06 EDT (#)
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what's the male version of 2girls 1cup?
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Have you seen the original?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:36:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 23:34:06 BST (#)
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what's the male version of 2girls 1cup?
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Five guys, one lightbulb.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:34:06 EDT (#)
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what's the male version of 2girls 1cup?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:32:08 EDT (#)
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nice job on the html mr programmer.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:19:45 EDT (#)
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