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NotPatriotic, NotProse, and probably NotWorthReading (308 hits)

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Rating: 0.33 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Teehee (View user info) at 2008-07-05 00:57:34 EDT

the day i know i have cancer
he watches TV.
he downloads comics, movies, cartoons
and pornography to his computer.
he expects dinner.

the neighbors and their children
ignite what was a Chinese tradition.
the white ones are the best,
they bloom rather intimately.

i leave him after
his screeches for "not appreciating.
bothering me.
guess i can't do anything right today"
no.
not today.

he turns to the window with his stupid
simpering head on the pillow and his ass towards me.
a nice shit on you gesture.

so i slam the door to his already
peacefully sleeping head and wish
testicular cancer, cirrhosis, leukemia upon him
thrombosis, aortic dissection, a car crash
an ejection at seventy miles an hour splattering
grey matter on asphalt to be picked apart by crows,
stupid simpering cartoon tattoos burnt to a
medium rare after days of sun.

User Reviews

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this wasn't too shabby.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't think this was bad at all. If you would have worked in more references to masturbation, anal sex, or mispronouncing the word "aluminum" (note: there is no i before the u), I think this would have gone over big with the uberregulars.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hated this. Even for poetry, which I generally despise, I found this particularly unpalatable.

Perhaps the fault is mine. Perhaps.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-06 02:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

simpering is a good word..makes me think of people i'd like to slap

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-05 12:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is just fucking demented.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-05 01:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-05 01:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus christ.

i liked this.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME????

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-05 01:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Four, tres, two, uno

[Will I Am]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause dis here iz it
The beat dat I'm bangin' iz delicious

[Verse 1 - Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make dem nigs jet loco
They wants muh ma fuckin treasure so dey git they pleasures from muh ma fuckin photo.
You could see me, ya can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come an' jet like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if ya wuz suspicious,
All dat sheeit iz fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts dem nigs on rock, rock.
And dey be lining down da block just ta watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it'shot, hot)
So delicious (I put dem nigs on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste o' what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- ["def" iz echoing]
Fergalicious definition make dem nigs jet madness.
They always claim dey know me,
Comin' ta me page me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm da F ta da E, R, G, da I, da E,
And can't nahh other beotch put it down like me.

[Hook 2]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in da gym just working on muh ma fuckin fitness
He'smuh ma fuckin witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down da block just ta watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it'shot, hot)
So delicious (I put dem nigs on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste o' what I got)
Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If ya really wants me,
Honey git some patience.
Maybe then you'll git uh taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced wiff lacey.
It'sso tasty, tasty,
It'll make ya madness.

[Will I Am]
T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty, T ta da A ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty
D ta da E, ta da L I C I O U S, ta da D, ta da E, ta da, ta da, ta da, hit it Fergie

[Rap - Fergie]
All da tyme I turn around brotha'sgather round always looking at me up an' down looking at muh ma fuckin (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying ta round up drama, little mama I don' wanna take yo' nig.
And I know I'm coming off just uh little bit conceited an' I keep on repeating how da nigs wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' ta tell, dat I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause dey say she...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if ya wuz suspicious
All dat sheeit iz fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts dem nigs on rock, rock
And dey be lining down da block just ta watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in da gym just working on muh ma fuckin fitness,
He'smuh ma fuckin witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down da block just ta watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It'sso delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty. T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty
T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty. T ta da A, ta da, ta da (four, tres, two, uno)
D ta da E, ta da L I C I O U S, ta da D, ta da, E ta da, L I C I O U S, ta da
D ta da E, ta da L I C I O U S, ta da D, ta da E, ta da, ta da, ta da (four, tres, two, uno)

T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty. T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty
T ta da A, ta da S T E Y - ho, you tasty. T ta da A, ta da, four, tres, two, uno
D ta da E, ta da L I C I O U S, ta da D, ta da E, ta da L I C I O U S, ta da
D ta da E, ta da L I C I O U S, ta da D, ta da E, ta da, ta da, ta da, ta da, ta da..... ya'll is mad stupid.